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AmandaGPT
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Cybersecurity Content Writer 👩🏼‍💻🔏
Former Threat Intel Researcher 💻📊
Opinions are my own. 🗣🎙
Viewer discretion is advised. 👀📺
I have an idea... Hear me out.

I want to start a YouTube channel where I just film myself reacting to LinkedIn posts in real-time without sharing their details.

Them: "I hired my wife as my first ever employee of my company."

Me: 'weird flex, but okay." 👀🤨
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Hard same.
*your Internet connection is unstable*

yeah well you should see my life
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The tarot readers and psychics are back on my TikTok fyp and my Instagram now too. I just want my cute dog and foodie videos please!

I predict that we are cooked fam.
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January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Want to help support people in Minnesota right now? Check out standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I have never been more convinced that I am just not hirable at this point. It's been 5 months next week.

I am exploring back to retail and customer services at this point because I don't know WTF to do once my unemployment runs out next month.

It's even hard try to land steady freelance work.
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January 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Left the dentist this morning with them wanting to charge me over $900 (with a $350 credit I had from the last time too) and I didn't even get a teeth cleaning. I have NEVER been more convinced this entire system of a country is a SCAM.
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
A local friend shared with me there is such a thing over in the city called metal yoga. The context is basically they only do yoga to hardcore metal or screamo music and they scream into the void to start each session. Sounds like the perfect exercise routine for me to start in 2026.
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Recruiter got back to me finally after a month. Apparently for a startup that just came out of stealth and has ZERO content strategy or much at all on their website, I was still passed over for the role.

At what point am I allowed to give up completely and just leave the cybersecurity industry?
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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It is disingenuous to suggest that the fault for Grok creating and publishing CSAM rests on those who prompted it. Just absolutely disingenuous.

The fault lies on xAI to prevent the misuse of its tool. Just like OpenAI with ChatGPT coaching people through suicide/murder. Safety MUST trump profit.
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Day 2 of trying to get my life and career back in order. #hireme #needsajob #broke #opentowork #freelancelife
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January 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Apparently everyone started a new job today according to LinkedIn. What did I do today?

Cried.
Pitched myself on LinkedIn.
Chatted with the 1 auntie I have left now.
Talked a friend out of a panic attack.
Showered.
Walked the dog at the park.
Ate.
Questioned my existence.

Just another Monday!
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January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Friends hug/call your aunties this week for me, please.

I lost one of mine last week. Woke up to scroll BookFace this AM. First picture I saw was my auntie (that passed) dancing on a bar.

I hope the bar you're dancing on now auntie is on a sunset tropical beach somewhere. I'm going to miss you. 💔
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January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Decided on a one last "do it for the plot" moment today to end the year. 🫣🤪
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December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I decided to give myself the best gift I could this year, investing in myself. I had a small amount of extra money lately. So, I put aside just a small portion of it into my savings account, fun money fund, HSA, & IRA. Don't know what 2026 will bring career or income wise, but it's better than $0.
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Joined Alyssa @alyssam-infosec.com for #HackerFit mode. I did a half mile loop this morning walking at the park even with a bum back this week. Also hoping my stride returns as well. I miss the long trek hike/walking life.
WARNING: Accountability starts now. You're gonna see a lot of posts like this from me (Mute the hashtag if you choose). If you notice I don't post on a given day, please call me out.

Days 1 and 2 back in #HackerFit mode. Starting slow but hoping my fitness returns quickly as it has in the past.
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My mom, granny, & eldest pup (now gone this year) were my biggest pillars to lean on in life prior to 2020. I lost all 3 in 6.5 years. That was my support system. For so long. Knowing their time was limited has been my biggest fears come to fruition. So TY those around this year. Love ya'll, always.
On this winter solstice eve, I want to thank many of you for being a part of my life in your own way. How you entered my life is my best view of you.

This year has proven to be one of the worst of my life. I wouldn't have made it without many of you. Sincerely. Thank you for existing in my life. 💚
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December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
On this winter solstice eve, I want to thank many of you for being a part of my life in your own way. How you entered my life is my best view of you.

This year has proven to be one of the worst of my life. I wouldn't have made it without many of you. Sincerely. Thank you for existing in my life. 💚
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December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Someone just referred to this admin as basically the cast of Reno 911. I feel that's just downright offensive to the actual cast of Reno 911.
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December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The sheer amount of people I have seen IRL questioning their religious beliefs lately is equivalent to a massive amount of kids discovering how Santa isn't real.

Ultra religious neighbors attempted to put up their nativity scene last week only to take it back down the next day like nah nevermind.
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December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
All I have on the agenda today is to just ✨ exist.✨ So you know it's going to be a great day.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
People today have given me my 13th reason...

....to delete Facebook vs. myself.

If I'm too much to be friends with, just tell me. Don't ghost. If you secretly hate me, just tell me. I'd rather be told I need to see myself out of their lives than assume. I may overthink, but can also take a hint.
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have over a dozen interviews over the next week. 👀🫢
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not me wanting to buy a pair of Uggs this year. Did I time travel back to 2009 or something?!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If anyone everrrrrr wants to even attempt to accuse me of AI slop in any of my writing, just know this... I don't stay up until 1:30 in the morning for my fucking health when trying to finish these projects so I can somewhat enjoy the weekend.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Interviewing for a marketing manager role next week. I always research each company I entertain an interview or a consult with. Majority of employees on LinkedIn are men...

The probability of this going beyond 1 or 2 interviews is very low. However, I always welcome the universe to prove me wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM