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Zeta Of 1
@zetaof1.bsky.social
Economist, Enthusiast of Chess, Math, Music and similar items. Data Dude.
Some call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Sober 10 years.
Known to rearrange thoughts in other people's brains.
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Ich weiß nicht mal mehr die Hälfte vom Kontext aber das ist das beste was mir seit langem passiert ist
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One of our engineers made a PR at 3AM last night, with the description "Had a dream where delete action was miss-clicked instead of csvexport. So removing the option from action list. Prefer this dream to never come true"

Do not underestimate nightmare-driven development
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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folgende positionen scheinen über alle politischdn lager hinweg gleichzeitig konsensfähig gewordenzu sein:
a) die nachrichten sollten eine bloße erweiterung meines (!) social feeds darstellen
b) der ÖRR bildet mein (!) politisches spektrum nicht mehr ab
c) alle anderen tragen zur polarisierung bei
Das ist die außenpolitisch kritischste Phase, die die meisten von uns je erlebt haben. In den USA kippt die Demokratie, die NATO könnte jeden Tag zusammenbrechen. Und in den Medien wird das so ungefähr als mittelwichtig dargestellt. Warum keine täglichen Sondersendungen auf allen Kanälen?
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Fully commited to join all my online meetings today wearing Aviators in honour of Emanuelle Macron's legendary speech
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Every first-semester alternative sociology student
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I realize that it's probably a fairly niché thing but for those in my guitar player bubble, I just stumbled upon a video where the guy does a pretty meticulous job to demonstrate that the videos of Ichika Nito seem to be not live but heavily edited:

youtu.be/FWYPnJaOF0U?...

Sad, because his 1/
I prove Ichika Nito is the ultimate FAKE guitarist
YouTube video by Jacobra Records
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January 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
When I started out in industry I never got why people start out in data science and pivot to doing just DevOps work. Cue two years later and I'm like "Maybe I should just pivot entirely to DevOps..."
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Seeing as the US increased tariffs vis-a-vis China and increased uncertainty...

Gravity. It's the law. @yotoyotov.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Gotta love Scrum sprints where every two weeks one day before sprint end people say "Ah I don't think it makes sense to start a new story this close before sprint end" whereas if you did away with all the nonesense you'd just work on what needs to be done but sure Scrum increases efficiency right
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Me when my russian teacher tells me "Ты о-каешь" like нет дорогая я только использую мультиокулярлой О
ꙮ Wake up girl, new Unicode lore just dropped ꙮ
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Meine Frau hat zum ersten Mal "Kann man essen" als Kompliment für Essen genutzt, ich liebe diese Frau, Integration 10/10
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Slightly diminish a game:

Preliminary Fantasy
Minor Theft Auto
Desire for Speed
Slightly diminish a game:

Medieval: Regional War
Slightly diminish a game:

Crusader Dukes III
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 AM
A question to the men in my bubble who are no doubt usually around my age: how do you feel about going grey? Because I get absolutely excited at every grey beard hair I find. I'm so ready to be a silver fox, I cannot wait
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
In order to apply for a permanent residence permit in Germany my wife needs a type D national visa for Germany which is valid 90 days and is only meant to give you access for the application. She has a type C Schengen visa, which allows her to be here, but not apply for residence. So she can 1/
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Each year I swear I'll do advent of code and each year I just don't find the time for it during december. How do people do that next to working a full time job?
I just binge the entire set of problems early January on time off
Today got to speed up a big problem by rewriting it as a linalg problem.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Frage mich, ob bei all den Geschehnissen @ronzheimer.bsky.social jetzt schlichtweg nen 24/7 Livestream mit wechselnden Gästen macht, Stoff genug gäb's ja

In other words, wo Ronzheimer-Folge zu Venezuela?!
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Out of morbid curiosity, what was the biggest pain you've ever been in? For those who've given birth, maybe also name the second biggest pain because I am fairly sure childbirth is on an entirely different level altogether.

Mine was shingles. God that hurt.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 AM
In Germany, every year on New Year's Eve they publish the results of the year-long survey of which city in Germany is the happiest. It is a long-standing tradition and without fail the city of Neuss always wins. That is why it is common to great the new year screaming "Frohes Neuss!"
Frohes Neuss.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Vorschlag zur Güte: der Länderfinanzausgleich bleibt bestehen, aber statt Transfer an die Landeshaushalte wird es pro Kopf ausgezahlt an die Bewohner der Nehmerländer und zwar auf blau-weißem Scheck mit Konterfei des bayerischen Ministerpräsidenten und Signatur "Euer Maggus"
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM
And now for the end of the year I have seen someone unironically post the results of an online-IQ test on LinkedIn humblebragging about the result, that about covers it

Btw the result was 123, even if that online IQ test was accuracte it was by no means anything remotely deserving of humblebrags...
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just finished "Wake Up Dead Man" which on my feed had recently received some rather mixed reviews. After watching it, I don't understand why. I felt this was a fantastic entry into the Knives Out series. The only thing I get is that people wanted more Benoit Blanc, but the film was grandiose!
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Eines Tages werde ich ein wirklich langes Traktat darüber verfassen was Gedichte & Lieder mit simplen aber künstlerischen Texten (Herbert Grönemeyer, Heinz Rudolf Kunze) von solchen mit simplistischen (Mark Forster, Ich & Ich) unterscheidet & das Eine Kunst ist & das Andere Müll & dann is vorbei
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Mal wieder ernüchternd für die #Bundeswehr:

Die FAZ hat den Kontext zur Ablösung des Kommandeurs des Fallschirmjägerregiments 26 recherchiert.

www.faz.net/aktuell/poli...
Hitlergrüße und Frauenhass: Ermittlungen bei den Fallschirmjägern
Nazitümelei, Kokainkonsum, Vergewaltigungsphantasien: Seit Monaten untersucht die Bundeswehr Vorfälle bei ihren Fallschirmjägern. Der zuständige General zeigt sich sprachlos.
www.faz.net
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hat irgendwer hier auch noch die letzte Folge "Was tun, Herr General?" gehört und erlitt ähnlichen Fremdscham angesichts dieser AI-Songs?
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
One reason why I am fairly disinterested in most "AI": where tasks are analytically decomposable into a lot of simple tasks that can be addressed with if-else or other mathematical techniques, these methods will always be superior to e.g. LLMs etc.
LLMs only excel in areas where there is a high 1/
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Zu Weihnachten hat mir meine Orts-SPD einen Flyer mit Weihnachtsgrüßen im Briefkasten hinterlassen. Niemand glaubt so sehr an die frohe Botschaft der Hoffnung wie eine SPD, die glaubt, im ländlichen Bayern noch Stimmen holen zu können.
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM