zetsubou lifey
@zetsuboulifey.bsky.social
one who plays so close to fire cannot fail but be burned
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how to pronounce [pic related]: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mi...
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
how to pronounce [pic related]: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mi...
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I designed the inner and outer sleeves as well as the vinyl centers 😤
October 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I designed the inner and outer sleeves as well as the vinyl centers 😤
shoutout tothat time i made microwave yakisoba and forgot to take out the foil packet (i still ate it because i'm a fucking hell nightmare gremlin)
October 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
shoutout tothat time i made microwave yakisoba and forgot to take out the foil packet (i still ate it because i'm a fucking hell nightmare gremlin)
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i'd like to weigh in on the #childsupport discourse by simply stating the most important thing i ever was to my mother was something to harm my father with
August 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i'd like to weigh in on the #childsupport discourse by simply stating the most important thing i ever was to my mother was something to harm my father with
August 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i have found #DeathStranding to be "emotionally fulfilling"
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i have found #DeathStranding to be "emotionally fulfilling"
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The best thing you can do is enjoy the harmless stuff you create and do, and keep doing it even if it pisses people off. Actually, do it even harder if it pisses them off. Fuck 'em. Others will enjoy it, and it's a bonus W to unintentionally incite misery just from flourishing in your lane.
August 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The best thing you can do is enjoy the harmless stuff you create and do, and keep doing it even if it pisses people off. Actually, do it even harder if it pisses them off. Fuck 'em. Others will enjoy it, and it's a bonus W to unintentionally incite misery just from flourishing in your lane.
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne outlived and outclassed their mistakes & jealous losers can't handle that shit
July 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne outlived and outclassed their mistakes & jealous losers can't handle that shit
new #tiktok challenge: submerge your balls in
350+°F cooking oil for exactly 10 seconds. the more exotic the oil, the better. #poachedeggschallenge
350+°F cooking oil for exactly 10 seconds. the more exotic the oil, the better. #poachedeggschallenge
July 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
new #tiktok challenge: submerge your balls in
350+°F cooking oil for exactly 10 seconds. the more exotic the oil, the better. #poachedeggschallenge
350+°F cooking oil for exactly 10 seconds. the more exotic the oil, the better. #poachedeggschallenge
ruminating on the fact that living this long probably wasn't the morally correct choice for me
June 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ruminating on the fact that living this long probably wasn't the morally correct choice for me
June 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
enemies fill up the pages
are they me?
are they me?
April 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
enemies fill up the pages
are they me?
are they me?
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A friend has been devastated and requires aid: signal-boosting as l am able.
An E-bike battery burned my house down on the first day of GDC. Seeking mutual aid from financially stable colleagues.
gofund.me/47306b15
gofund.me/47306b15
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A friend has been devastated and requires aid: signal-boosting as l am able.
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now I have a headache too ;;
March 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
now I have a headache too ;;
maybe tryna play slime rancher while i got a migraine was a godawful idea
March 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
maybe tryna play slime rancher while i got a migraine was a godawful idea
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
am presently stuck at a crossroads between ""taking the pills cause i need em""
and "
""fuck the pills, i don't deserve em anyway""
and "
""fuck the pills, i don't deserve em anyway""
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
am presently stuck at a crossroads between ""taking the pills cause i need em""
and "
""fuck the pills, i don't deserve em anyway""
and "
""fuck the pills, i don't deserve em anyway""
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THEY SPLIT UP!!!
March 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
THEY SPLIT UP!!!