Zevus
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Relevant lmao
"Some mfs show fake love but I prefer the hate." 💅
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Relevant lmao
I lowkey cannot wait to get the fuck out of CO lmao
January 27, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I lowkey cannot wait to get the fuck out of CO lmao
I'm so sick and tired of dealing with people who are "friends" ONLY when sex is on the table. Otherwise, I basically never hear from them.
I'm not even against being DTF jtbc
I just don't get why certain ppl can't be honest with me abt why they're actually talking to me lol
I'm not even against being DTF jtbc
I just don't get why certain ppl can't be honest with me abt why they're actually talking to me lol
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I'm so sick and tired of dealing with people who are "friends" ONLY when sex is on the table. Otherwise, I basically never hear from them.
I'm not even against being DTF jtbc
I just don't get why certain ppl can't be honest with me abt why they're actually talking to me lol
I'm not even against being DTF jtbc
I just don't get why certain ppl can't be honest with me abt why they're actually talking to me lol
Likely my last year in Colorado tbch
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Likely my last year in Colorado tbch
"Some mfs show fake love but I prefer the hate." 💅
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"Some mfs show fake love but I prefer the hate." 💅
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Realizing that I don't owe anyone anything has been a pretty big step for me mentally
I don't HAVE to play nice if I don't vibe with someone and I don't HAVE to stick around if I don't feel like sticking around
I don't HAVE to play nice if I don't vibe with someone and I don't HAVE to stick around if I don't feel like sticking around
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Realizing that I don't owe anyone anything has been a pretty big step for me mentally
I don't HAVE to play nice if I don't vibe with someone and I don't HAVE to stick around if I don't feel like sticking around
I don't HAVE to play nice if I don't vibe with someone and I don't HAVE to stick around if I don't feel like sticking around
Xerneas is a cool pokemon as far as the design goes but MAAAAN, absolutely toxic as fuck to play against (in VGC specifically idk shit about singles)
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Xerneas is a cool pokemon as far as the design goes but MAAAAN, absolutely toxic as fuck to play against (in VGC specifically idk shit about singles)
I'm fearful of being forgotten far more than I fear being left out
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm fearful of being forgotten far more than I fear being left out
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
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Fox tails feel so good. :3
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fox tails feel so good. :3
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
Mfw I learn I'm basically gonna be the only person in the office this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mfw I learn I'm basically gonna be the only person in the office this week
Turkey is a pretty mid meat
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Turkey is a pretty mid meat
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
For sure pears
Shit tastes like wet sock
Shit tastes like wet sock
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For sure pears
Shit tastes like wet sock
Shit tastes like wet sock
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Prise your dog bf! 🐶✨
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Prise your dog bf! 🐶✨
Peaky Blinders is probably the greatest crime drama of all time imho
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Peaky Blinders is probably the greatest crime drama of all time imho
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
Some of these click bait hypotheticals on short form video content are actually just so stupid wow
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Some of these click bait hypotheticals on short form video content are actually just so stupid wow
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
Being unironically told "go find hobbies" by someone who only hits me up to fuck is actually hysterical
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Being unironically told "go find hobbies" by someone who only hits me up to fuck is actually hysterical
It's such a liberating feeling knowing that I literally don't have to place effort towards people who don't reciprocate at all 🗿
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's such a liberating feeling knowing that I literally don't have to place effort towards people who don't reciprocate at all 🗿