Mars Zipan
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This is one of the very few cases I have found where store brand is not only not as good but actually really terrible.
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I dont want to come across some sort of way here but have you tried straight up asking why he won't tell you? Confronting him with that might change his behavior
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5 nose rings in one nose seems very ambitious....
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Yup thats it every time, its pathetic. I have a purple mohawk and caught one of the conservative parents from my son's sports team taking pictures of me. So gross.
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Would there be a standard spelling for the sound the cartoon horn makes or would it be up to stenographer interpretation
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Now is a good time for a cold glass of water
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Well that tracks for him. If this one can see through him will he keep going or turn his phone off and run again?

My brother in law is very much like this and I don't understand how therapists don't see right through it.
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I can't sleep if I'm hungry and I'm in my 30s, why would I expect a kid to?
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Did you throw up a little typing that?
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I think I speak for a large large percentage of people when I say I want none of those men near my or anyone else's underpants so intentionally left it out lest they get any ideas
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I'm getting new tires tomorrow and I'm already bracing myself for "oh you need this and this done as well, also we will be done in 48 business hours"
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Conclusion
Make proof
???
Profit?
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Science was not my strongest subject but even I know testing comes BEFORE conclusion
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I sure hope so I love strowman
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"Halt! I am Reptar!" How is it 2 decades later and he just keeps getting cooler? Still waiting for the reptar bar that will turn my tongue green but protesting ICE is so much better
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My husband first names me and that's when I know I must be about to fall the fuck over. The real question is do you listen when she's gentle like that?
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That's just a full time schedule woth some time off. I work full time and have had more time off since you got this job than you have (I'm assuming based on posts)
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Wow he's such a fucking loser
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Because fuck the yankees
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Riiight right I guess that explains why my smoothie tasted funny today, forgot the pork
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It doesn't matter if they have had screen time or if the pajamas are clean that's a movie and find anything to sleep in night.
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War, cocaine, same thing