Mars Zipan
zipanmars.bsky.social
Mars Zipan
@zipanmars.bsky.social
She/her or they/them
Im further south so I wasn't in the warning zone but I texted my mom and said "we haven't had a breath of wind at all today" which was promptly followed by windows rattling gusts
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Aw thank you. I'll try to remember to post a picture of his new christmas ones next week
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tries, yet we know what's in their heart.
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
These are his recent favorites we call them "space mans". His other favorites are light blue with yellow ducks.
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My husband told my dog to stop demanding pets so that I could work on a project for christmas. My dog made eye contact with him while pawing at my hand for more pets
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ah I got 2 dozen cookies!
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Have you taken on any last minute crafts or baking? Is it really a holiday if you aren't (insert desired craft here) in between batches of cookies and trying to remember that the kids have to bring in a favorite movie snack tomorrow?
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My dog made me dig his favorite pajamas out of the dryer today. Those people would HATE me
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Every time I see a hypermobile person in a video I go "wait that's not normal?!" And then ask my husband and son and neither one can do it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The number of times this has played in my house. this and their version of habenera from carmen. I laugh every damn time. Meep meep meep morp
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Couch day couch day! I'm sorry he sucks so much and hurt you but im really excited for you being able to be in the living room or kitchen without him being in the ay or monopolizing it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Going into a marriage and seeing it as a cage match instead of a tag team or as you say a team sport is just wild. Like he's out there playing tennis doubles and breaking his teammates ankles with the racket thinking that's how the game is played.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If it helps I once got tennis elbow that lasted months. I was only 15 and turned out it was from playing air hockey too aggressively.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hate that
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My kid NEVER presented typically with ear infections it was such a pain. No ear pulling, no fever or anything just out of nowhere he would start vomiting. By the third one I knew but the nurse would say "i dont think it's an ear infection". Thankfully he didnt have very many.
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It confuses me 100% of the time. At some point you would think my brain would catch on but no every single time im like oh a crime?
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This from a company who will sue a daycare for decorating with hickey mouse pictures!
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sent pics back and fourth and decided those were the closest ones they had.
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I had to read it twice because I thought he was saying he wanted to fight his woman friend and have her end up in a wheelchair.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Those non scale victories are the best! And really sneak up on you sometimes.
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Really glad to see people still doing angel tree this has been a very hard year for many and that's really awesome of you.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My son's is now tall enough to see my hiding place so I can no longer just put sticky notes on unwrapped things and put them in the spot (behind the chest freezer). I need a warehouse and a spreadsheet.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As soon as I start folding laundry my dog insists on playing fetch
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm in a straight relationship and I HATE when he first names me. "OK so I guess you dont love me anymore since you're first naming me"
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I've frequently thought that in winter ice cream trucks should be replaced with soup trucks.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM