Darmok & Jalad at BlueSky
@zman1902.bsky.social
Cystic Fibrosis survivor, gamer, paleontology enthusiast, pinup artist-in-training, Twitter ex-pat. I proudly block AI content zealots because they don't have morals, ethics, or souls.
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Trump threatening to annex Greenland and dissolve NATO isn't about US National Security.
It's about Russia's.
It's about Russia's.
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Trump threatening to annex Greenland and dissolve NATO isn't about US National Security.
It's about Russia's.
It's about Russia's.
I fucking LOVE Godzilla 2000.
Giant Monsters All-Out Attack is also a banger!
Giant Monsters All-Out Attack is also a banger!
last year i did all of the showa and heisei godzillas (and the first american one) so now it's time for MILLENIUM
January 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I fucking LOVE Godzilla 2000.
Giant Monsters All-Out Attack is also a banger!
Giant Monsters All-Out Attack is also a banger!
Hard agree
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Hard agree
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
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The number of ways this is unconstitutional lunacy
is…a lot
is…a lot
January 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The number of ways this is unconstitutional lunacy
is…a lot
is…a lot
A month-long cold snap (negative temps) followed by two days of record-setting snowfall and semi-normal temps followed by two more days of -15 temperatures.
What the fuck is going on this winter and why the hell do I still live here?
What the fuck is going on this winter and why the hell do I still live here?
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
A month-long cold snap (negative temps) followed by two days of record-setting snowfall and semi-normal temps followed by two more days of -15 temperatures.
What the fuck is going on this winter and why the hell do I still live here?
What the fuck is going on this winter and why the hell do I still live here?
Anchorage and probably most of Alaska is suffering through a lengthy series of short Internet outages as the state's only widespread service provider (GCI) struggles with normal Alaska things like "it's cold" and "it's snowing."
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Anchorage and probably most of Alaska is suffering through a lengthy series of short Internet outages as the state's only widespread service provider (GCI) struggles with normal Alaska things like "it's cold" and "it's snowing."
Another pretty fun (but easy) puzzle done!
January 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Another pretty fun (but easy) puzzle done!
Microsoft is in so deep on AI that they can't steer this ship in any other direction.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Microsoft is in so deep on AI that they can't steer this ship in any other direction.
wait what
SEGA Channel Revival Now On The #AnaloguePocket thanks to @billytimegames.bsky.social and @shanelynch.bsky.social
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🔗 metalgamesolid.com/fpga/analogu...
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
wait what
Would've improved the final fight.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Would've improved the final fight.
This is kind of amazing.
Had to write up this Feature on @nintendonwr.bsky.social discussing everything about the Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Timeline Placement. I go into my full analysis, Nintendo's comments, and a deep dive into the Sylux 100% Bonus Video.
Feature: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond's Timeline Placement Analysis
Feature: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond's Timeline Placement Analysis
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond’s Timeline Placement Analysis - Feature
nintendoworldreport.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This is kind of amazing.
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Petty
And outrageous
And outrageous
Pete Hegseth says the military has started administrative actions against Sen. Mark Kelly — for his video saying that service members should refuse illegal orders — that could result in a reduction in his retirement rank and military pension.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Petty
And outrageous
And outrageous
Look he's saying what I've been saying. Blame his voters.
Q: What's your response to voters who voted for you who are worried about a forever war in Venezuela?
TRUMP: The voters who voted for me are thrilled. The said, this is what we voted for
TRUMP: The voters who voted for me are thrilled. The said, this is what we voted for
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Look he's saying what I've been saying. Blame his voters.
I'm gonna start saying this whenever the kids in my even whisper "6-7."
(They never whisper it, they always scream it. The whole point of "6-7" is to be as annoying as humanly possible)
(They never whisper it, they always scream it. The whole point of "6-7" is to be as annoying as humanly possible)
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm gonna start saying this whenever the kids in my even whisper "6-7."
(They never whisper it, they always scream it. The whole point of "6-7" is to be as annoying as humanly possible)
(They never whisper it, they always scream it. The whole point of "6-7" is to be as annoying as humanly possible)
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There is no plan, gang
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There is no plan, gang
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
It's fun and different to not have a functional government.
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
It's fun and different to not have a functional government.
This is exactly what I've been saying for a decade.
Not romanticize old tech, but we had game consoles that would just play shit and that’s it. Everything got too complicated from the 7th gen onwards with consoles being bloated with tons of features, ads, notifications, etc.
Meanwhile all my PlayStation 2 has to do is turn on and play Ace Combat.
Meanwhile all my PlayStation 2 has to do is turn on and play Ace Combat.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
This is exactly what I've been saying for a decade.
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On its birthday, with one image, what's your favorite DS9 episode?
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
On its birthday, with one image, what's your favorite DS9 episode?
Incredible horror game.
SIGNALIS is $13.99 on Steam buff.ly/h69gH1F
Humble buff.ly/x7kHClN
US PSN buff.ly/3yMR13I
US eShop buff.ly/Ho9VGJx
PS4/Switch $22/$30 buff.ly/cNV75V7
Deck verified
Humble buff.ly/x7kHClN
US PSN buff.ly/3yMR13I
US eShop buff.ly/Ho9VGJx
PS4/Switch $22/$30 buff.ly/cNV75V7
Deck verified
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Incredible horror game.
Can we maybe put an upper limit on how old somebody can be to be President?
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Can we maybe put an upper limit on how old somebody can be to be President?
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NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...