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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · May 20

ANYONE WHO KNOWS...please tell me:

Who is singing the cover of Suspicious Minds in the CNN docuseries " Vegas: The Story of Sin City" (it's in the last 4 minutes or so of Episode 3) ???????? I can't find it anywhere.

#CNN #ELVIS #Shazam #MusicSky #Trivia #ReSkeet

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 7h

Trick r' Treat

must watch Halloween movie

a scarecrow from trick or treat is holding a pumpkin and saying `` love it '' .

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

When you finally remember where you've heard that voice before...

#EdGein #Monster #Elf

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms looks fun.
#GoT

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

If you put Stephen Colbert's face on Conan Obrien's head, it looks like a professor that just found out the janitor is better at math than he is.
#GoodWillHunting #Funny

stephen colbert's face photoshopped onto conan obrien's head

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Mick pic

Mick Dundee; Crocodile Dundee ( that's not a knife scene)

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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 1d

This could be me. 😂

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile...in another universe:
#HappyHalloween #horror #FilmSky #FreddyKrueger

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d

At LGA about to fly to DC in the middle of a Government shutdown. The TSA agents/ all federal employees must be having a crappy day but all I’ve interacted with have been super friendly. I appreciate them immensely.

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d

Reminds me that I need to add popcorn to my grocery list today.

James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 2d

Keeya and Ads in happier times. Super-sized #Peacemaker Finale tonight on HBO Max.

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d

Love this show. Love the direction DC has gone in the last few years.

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

Pickle Hater conversion therapy should be a thing

I don't want the 22.7% LGBTQ, 3.3% trans-NB, and 74% other kids to all grow up thinking the Pickle Hating lifestyle is ok.

It's a sin, unnatural, and the idea that someone can order a sandwich without eating the complimentary pickle is sickening.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

Mama said they'd take me anywhere. She said they was my magic shoes.

Still rocking my Cheaney boots. I gotta say, these suckers hold up even with all the abuse I throw at them.

#shoewhore

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

It really sucks that he's been in so many movies I like.

#FilmSky #Dune #Ghostbusters2 #AustinPowers #BackToTheFuturePart2 #HeatMiser #Trump

A row of photos as follows: Vigo from Ghostbuster 2, Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, Heat Miser from A Year Without Santa Claus, Vlad from Dune, Trump from being a dumbass on tv, Biff from Back To The Future

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

well shit, I have a flight on Thursday. I hope this doesn't ripple my way.

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 5d

Whoa! The shutdown’s ripple effect starting to hit.

Burbank Airport in LA County has no air traffic controllers on duty due to sick calls, last-minute day-off requests, and staffing shortages.

If you’re flying anywhere in the country, check for delays.

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

I agree with Greta Thunberg pretty much always, but I still find her annoying sometimes.

It feels like she would non-stop explain multitrack recording while you were simply trying to fire up a doobie and listen to The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

Bless her heart, it's always in the right place.
#Greta

The Dude and Greta Thunberg riding in a car. #FilmSky #ClimateChange #Gaza

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

as I continue watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story, there are so many pockets ( ~30 second scenes) that are brilliant and could have been expanded upon but then immediately after that brief scene/image, the storycraft nose dives into low hanging fruit for no reason at all. So frustrating.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

Ryan Murphy's Ed Gein show is a hot shitty mess.

🤨Muppet voiced crazy Forrest Gump look'n like lazy-eye Magic Mike
🙄We get it. Anthony Perkins was gay.
😑"The Making of" stories are frivolous exposition.
🫤waste of a cast

done right= Hitchcock (2012) w/ Michael Wincott

#EdGein #TheCrow #Monster

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

Trading Places (1983)

a personal favorite.

#FilmSky #DanAykroyd #EddieMurphy

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d

my uber is here

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d

Knowing that deflation isn't an option anymore, did they inspect the football? Did it have "nerf" written on it?

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d

watching scary videos on youtube while I clean.

#Halloween

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d

If I were a professional boxer, I'd have this frog lead me into the ring for my walk out.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 7d

wizard frog is insane

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d

that's fun🤣

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d

No statute of limitations for federal agent/officer/employee misconduct. Up to 6yrs to file in civil court & no limit on criminal prosecution. Those agents must be the dumbest assholes on Earth.

...and "just following orders" from the President isn't a defense. Ask John Dean all about it.
#ICE

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