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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 3m

Much love and respect to Antifa Frog! 🐸💕

Any other Gen Xers who get New Zoo Revue vibes from these animal costumes? 🤣

Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 7m

Canks got another I.V. full of embalming fluid 🤮

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 11m

A military explosives plant blows up, the same day Trump announces he’s rewarding 9/11 financiers a Military base is Idaho. This kafkaesque nightmare never ends.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 46m

The governor in a wheelchair is championing taking away visibility of other marginalized groups.

Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 1h

We are a day away from Team Trump claiming Donny’s bruised hand is from doing the invisible dick jerk-off dance.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 1h

Timeline Cleanser 🦫🦫 🍠🍠 💕

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Rescue beavers. One minute of sweet potato eating, de-stressing zen, ASMR

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 1h

He honestly thought this prestigious award could be bought/bribed like his Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you for the clarification! My daughter plays softball and the rules are a bit different so I always have to ask in these tight situations. Have a great day.

Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 1h

After watching this play about 5 times, I think the pitcher thought if the runner at 3rd tags home before he makes the play at 1st, the run scores? But I always thought if you have 2 outs on bases loaded, it’s just tag any base to end the inning. Either way, I’m sad for Philly.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 2h

Steven Nazi Bannon, rolling into Halloween like

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 3h

Countess Chocula is announcing she’s BFFs with a psycho.

America is DEAD.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 4h

It’s Halloween Time, so the Spirit Halloween Animatronic needs his batteries swapped out.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 4h

Expect another MAGA/Trump informercial. Dr. Oz will be there, to peddle Eye of Newt Gingrich pills he now sells to the rubes, for the LOW, LOW, PRICE OF $49.99 (Shipping & Handling not included).

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 4h

Does this deal with Qatar come with annual free passes to the 9/11 Memorial? 🙄

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 4h

I see Qatar is cashing in on their deal with Donny Escalator after giving him their dusty old jet.

Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 16h

Seth Meyers hitting his vape (Bic) pen after another disastrous day in Trump’s America. #ThisHasBeenACloserLook

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 17h

Furthermore, Gavin PISSES me off so bad with his treatment of our Trans brothers and sisters but we need his energy right now and we will have to deal with this stain on his legacy at a later date.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 17h

We are the point in this horror movie where we have to all stick together and play like how maga plays, which is if the guy/gal on your team hasn‘t murdered anyone, then stick by them. We don’t have a choice 🙏

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 17h

This dude looks like an anorexic, orange pumpkin spice lollipop

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 22h

Trump‘s quid pro quo w/International Child Murderer Netanyahu. Bibi ensure partial cease fire (probably just a week), then releases the hostages, while Trump sends in troops to help cover up Bibi’s war crimes & help disseminate his propaganda then Trump gets his Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 22h

This smug asshole covered in boils, sits in his gold high chair in his golden palace, telling furloughed Americans to suck it up if they can’t buy food, ain’t his problem. #MAGAIsATerroristOrganization

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 22h

Trump: Shoo, peasants. I need to add more gold to my Cinderella Ballroom. Good luck paying your bills. Biyeeee.

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 22h

Trump: Excuse me, but I need to plug by Chinese factory made Trump watches before I’ll answer your question. Now shoo, peasant.

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Hellion @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 1d

You guys, the circumcision-autism claim is the one that just fully made me bluescreen for a few minutes. WTAF?? I literally never saw that coming but now am wondering if it’s some kind of weird sideways antisemitism/islamophobia??

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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social · 23h

Canks is still talking about his 2020 dementia test.

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