✨️Princess Aunt✨️
@zoiid.bsky.social
Avid TrashTV watcher + terrible re-capper/shit-talker. Cannabis Industry Alumni, turned hydroponic farm trainer. Actual real life Auntie.
She/Her/We
She/Her/We
I love when customers call me in the middle of a task and absolutely suck at multitasking.
Sir...why do you got me on the side of the road rn, shouting over the traffic passing by.
You got me talking so loud the maid DOWN THE HALL shut her vacuum off for me. 🤡🤣
Sir...why do you got me on the side of the road rn, shouting over the traffic passing by.
You got me talking so loud the maid DOWN THE HALL shut her vacuum off for me. 🤡🤣
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I love when customers call me in the middle of a task and absolutely suck at multitasking.
Sir...why do you got me on the side of the road rn, shouting over the traffic passing by.
You got me talking so loud the maid DOWN THE HALL shut her vacuum off for me. 🤡🤣
Sir...why do you got me on the side of the road rn, shouting over the traffic passing by.
You got me talking so loud the maid DOWN THE HALL shut her vacuum off for me. 🤡🤣
Last night I'll be able to lay naked in fetal position with my small screen in front of me where ever I want to in the apartment this week...
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last night I'll be able to lay naked in fetal position with my small screen in front of me where ever I want to in the apartment this week...
Gotta go home...start a months worth of laundry, find our crock pot in the downstairs storage locker...and maybe bake bread.
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Gotta go home...start a months worth of laundry, find our crock pot in the downstairs storage locker...and maybe bake bread.
My pee has been a dark yellow for about a business week, I was getting ✨️slightly✨️ concerned. Because I've actually been drinking more water the last 2wks, so theres no real reason that should be.
Anyway...my pee finally changed colors today.
Anyway...my pee finally changed colors today.
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My pee has been a dark yellow for about a business week, I was getting ✨️slightly✨️ concerned. Because I've actually been drinking more water the last 2wks, so theres no real reason that should be.
Anyway...my pee finally changed colors today.
Anyway...my pee finally changed colors today.
Listening to recap podcasts for B90.
And like...what the fuck do you mean its abusive to threaten your child's housing? 🤡🤣
YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT EVERYONE GREW UP WITH THE THREAT OF BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE/NOT BEING ALLOWED BACK IN THE HOUSE/STRAIGHT UP BEING JOE DIRT'D.
And like...what the fuck do you mean its abusive to threaten your child's housing? 🤡🤣
YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT EVERYONE GREW UP WITH THE THREAT OF BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE/NOT BEING ALLOWED BACK IN THE HOUSE/STRAIGHT UP BEING JOE DIRT'D.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Listening to recap podcasts for B90.
And like...what the fuck do you mean its abusive to threaten your child's housing? 🤡🤣
YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT EVERYONE GREW UP WITH THE THREAT OF BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE/NOT BEING ALLOWED BACK IN THE HOUSE/STRAIGHT UP BEING JOE DIRT'D.
And like...what the fuck do you mean its abusive to threaten your child's housing? 🤡🤣
YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT EVERYONE GREW UP WITH THE THREAT OF BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE/NOT BEING ALLOWED BACK IN THE HOUSE/STRAIGHT UP BEING JOE DIRT'D.
I forgot to tell yall...
My MIL & FIL will be coming to spend time with us from Tuesday to Thursday this week. 😅🫠
Great. Great. Great. lmfao
We are tired. But we are digging deep because we literally haven't seen them in person since like pre-covid maybe.
My MIL & FIL will be coming to spend time with us from Tuesday to Thursday this week. 😅🫠
Great. Great. Great. lmfao
We are tired. But we are digging deep because we literally haven't seen them in person since like pre-covid maybe.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I forgot to tell yall...
My MIL & FIL will be coming to spend time with us from Tuesday to Thursday this week. 😅🫠
Great. Great. Great. lmfao
We are tired. But we are digging deep because we literally haven't seen them in person since like pre-covid maybe.
My MIL & FIL will be coming to spend time with us from Tuesday to Thursday this week. 😅🫠
Great. Great. Great. lmfao
We are tired. But we are digging deep because we literally haven't seen them in person since like pre-covid maybe.
Uncle does this charming ass thing where he orders stuff online and then watches his delivery tracking like they are paying top fucking dollar to do so. Absolutely STRESSING about every update or lack thereof. Smoking. Ranting. Yelling. Uttering curses and threats.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Uncle does this charming ass thing where he orders stuff online and then watches his delivery tracking like they are paying top fucking dollar to do so. Absolutely STRESSING about every update or lack thereof. Smoking. Ranting. Yelling. Uttering curses and threats.
We...fucked up.
Uncle and I rarely fuck up.
Anyway...we both thought we had a full ass turkey in the freezer.
We do not.
It is an old cock. lol
Now we have to pivot all our meals this week.
Uncle and I rarely fuck up.
Anyway...we both thought we had a full ass turkey in the freezer.
We do not.
It is an old cock. lol
Now we have to pivot all our meals this week.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We...fucked up.
Uncle and I rarely fuck up.
Anyway...we both thought we had a full ass turkey in the freezer.
We do not.
It is an old cock. lol
Now we have to pivot all our meals this week.
Uncle and I rarely fuck up.
Anyway...we both thought we had a full ass turkey in the freezer.
We do not.
It is an old cock. lol
Now we have to pivot all our meals this week.
Customers who call in to tell me their credit card keeps declining and they NEED me to fix it.
Sir...I'm a farmer wearing a receptionist hat...idk what you're expecting, all I can say is: The bank is who you're looking for. 🤷🏾♀️🫠
Also there 5mins left to my day. Don't call back.
Sir...I'm a farmer wearing a receptionist hat...idk what you're expecting, all I can say is: The bank is who you're looking for. 🤷🏾♀️🫠
Also there 5mins left to my day. Don't call back.
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Customers who call in to tell me their credit card keeps declining and they NEED me to fix it.
Sir...I'm a farmer wearing a receptionist hat...idk what you're expecting, all I can say is: The bank is who you're looking for. 🤷🏾♀️🫠
Also there 5mins left to my day. Don't call back.
Sir...I'm a farmer wearing a receptionist hat...idk what you're expecting, all I can say is: The bank is who you're looking for. 🤷🏾♀️🫠
Also there 5mins left to my day. Don't call back.
I really might have to give up smut. lmfao
IDK wtf it is...actually maybe its just this one author. lmdao
YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT THE WRONG DETAILS...AND SO VAGUE ABOUT THE STUFF THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.
Full on detailing a condom wrapper being ripped between teeth (dont do that btw)
IDK wtf it is...actually maybe its just this one author. lmdao
YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT THE WRONG DETAILS...AND SO VAGUE ABOUT THE STUFF THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.
Full on detailing a condom wrapper being ripped between teeth (dont do that btw)
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I really might have to give up smut. lmfao
IDK wtf it is...actually maybe its just this one author. lmdao
YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT THE WRONG DETAILS...AND SO VAGUE ABOUT THE STUFF THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.
Full on detailing a condom wrapper being ripped between teeth (dont do that btw)
IDK wtf it is...actually maybe its just this one author. lmdao
YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT THE WRONG DETAILS...AND SO VAGUE ABOUT THE STUFF THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.
Full on detailing a condom wrapper being ripped between teeth (dont do that btw)
Oh. The fucking smut book I'm listening to about the French chef who moved to small town America because he had a kid he didnt know about. Now has the nanny knocked up. The kid has more lines. I assume they'll live happily ever after.
I'm thoroughly disgusted. lmfao
I'm thoroughly disgusted. lmfao
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh. The fucking smut book I'm listening to about the French chef who moved to small town America because he had a kid he didnt know about. Now has the nanny knocked up. The kid has more lines. I assume they'll live happily ever after.
I'm thoroughly disgusted. lmfao
I'm thoroughly disgusted. lmfao
Its cold and snowing steadily still and no one else in our part of the office building showed up except our office. 🤡🤣
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Its cold and snowing steadily still and no one else in our part of the office building showed up except our office. 🤡🤣
I really want spaghetti.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I really want spaghetti.
Was our first big snow today and I needed gas, I actually got so flustered by the snow that I completely forgot where gas went into my car.
I drove around the gas station twice before I figured out how to line that side of my car up with the pump. 😅🫠
I drove around the gas station twice before I figured out how to line that side of my car up with the pump. 😅🫠
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Was our first big snow today and I needed gas, I actually got so flustered by the snow that I completely forgot where gas went into my car.
I drove around the gas station twice before I figured out how to line that side of my car up with the pump. 😅🫠
I drove around the gas station twice before I figured out how to line that side of my car up with the pump. 😅🫠
No one makes me crash out harder than my brother...and IDK if he's freal or just taking the piss.
We'll be texting, and my autocorrect will switch one fucking word.
Example: for when typed got.
Sentence "people got food."
But it actually sent "people for food"
And my fucking brother...IDK if he just
We'll be texting, and my autocorrect will switch one fucking word.
Example: for when typed got.
Sentence "people got food."
But it actually sent "people for food"
And my fucking brother...IDK if he just
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No one makes me crash out harder than my brother...and IDK if he's freal or just taking the piss.
We'll be texting, and my autocorrect will switch one fucking word.
Example: for when typed got.
Sentence "people got food."
But it actually sent "people for food"
And my fucking brother...IDK if he just
We'll be texting, and my autocorrect will switch one fucking word.
Example: for when typed got.
Sentence "people got food."
But it actually sent "people for food"
And my fucking brother...IDK if he just
My MIL tasked me with ordering her, her birthday cake for this year.
She wants the same exact cake that I got Uncle for his.
My local bakery is dicking me the fuck around, I've sent 4 messages to them, they just keep sending me an auto reply and no one's gotten back to me yet.
What the actual fuck.
She wants the same exact cake that I got Uncle for his.
My local bakery is dicking me the fuck around, I've sent 4 messages to them, they just keep sending me an auto reply and no one's gotten back to me yet.
What the actual fuck.
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My MIL tasked me with ordering her, her birthday cake for this year.
She wants the same exact cake that I got Uncle for his.
My local bakery is dicking me the fuck around, I've sent 4 messages to them, they just keep sending me an auto reply and no one's gotten back to me yet.
What the actual fuck.
She wants the same exact cake that I got Uncle for his.
My local bakery is dicking me the fuck around, I've sent 4 messages to them, they just keep sending me an auto reply and no one's gotten back to me yet.
What the actual fuck.
I need you all to know every time I go to eat an apple, I try a few times to see if I can rip it in half with my hands.
Its kinda like my personal sword and the stone. lol
The day that it actually magically happens...thats the highest of highs.
Its kinda like my personal sword and the stone. lol
The day that it actually magically happens...thats the highest of highs.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I need you all to know every time I go to eat an apple, I try a few times to see if I can rip it in half with my hands.
Its kinda like my personal sword and the stone. lol
The day that it actually magically happens...thats the highest of highs.
Its kinda like my personal sword and the stone. lol
The day that it actually magically happens...thats the highest of highs.
Yall...I have no one to crash out about this with...except Uncle, but I already know he's got the answer.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DISCOVERY PLUS IS JUST GOING AWAY IN CANADA COME THE NEW YEAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ALL MY 90 DAY SHIT I HADN'T GOT TO YET.
HGTV! THATS MY WINTER STUFF!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DISCOVERY PLUS IS JUST GOING AWAY IN CANADA COME THE NEW YEAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ALL MY 90 DAY SHIT I HADN'T GOT TO YET.
HGTV! THATS MY WINTER STUFF!
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yall...I have no one to crash out about this with...except Uncle, but I already know he's got the answer.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DISCOVERY PLUS IS JUST GOING AWAY IN CANADA COME THE NEW YEAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ALL MY 90 DAY SHIT I HADN'T GOT TO YET.
HGTV! THATS MY WINTER STUFF!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DISCOVERY PLUS IS JUST GOING AWAY IN CANADA COME THE NEW YEAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ALL MY 90 DAY SHIT I HADN'T GOT TO YET.
HGTV! THATS MY WINTER STUFF!
11 working days left of the year.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
11 working days left of the year.
I missed my opportunity to recap the new season of 90D.
But...maybe next week I'll jump in on ep2.
Cause we both felt really into it. lol
But also we're both still a little hungover from having Mother here for the past week.
Next week might be better.
But...maybe next week I'll jump in on ep2.
Cause we both felt really into it. lol
But also we're both still a little hungover from having Mother here for the past week.
Next week might be better.
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I missed my opportunity to recap the new season of 90D.
But...maybe next week I'll jump in on ep2.
Cause we both felt really into it. lol
But also we're both still a little hungover from having Mother here for the past week.
Next week might be better.
But...maybe next week I'll jump in on ep2.
Cause we both felt really into it. lol
But also we're both still a little hungover from having Mother here for the past week.
Next week might be better.
Been using my snap a lot more lately and just crashing out there, letting the jagweeds see what I want. Yknow.
Someone had the nerve to screenshot my entire day yesterday, and it was a pretty boring day.
I ate an apple and kept busy.
Now you made it fucking weird.
Someone had the nerve to screenshot my entire day yesterday, and it was a pretty boring day.
I ate an apple and kept busy.
Now you made it fucking weird.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Been using my snap a lot more lately and just crashing out there, letting the jagweeds see what I want. Yknow.
Someone had the nerve to screenshot my entire day yesterday, and it was a pretty boring day.
I ate an apple and kept busy.
Now you made it fucking weird.
Someone had the nerve to screenshot my entire day yesterday, and it was a pretty boring day.
I ate an apple and kept busy.
Now you made it fucking weird.
My MIL moves on to her next visiting location tonight.
I am...so excited to be naked, nonverbal, watching my small rectangle in fetal position.
It was nice having her here and getting to be with her.
But I been in the living room, clothed, AWAKE, having conversations for a week now.
I'm exhausted.
I am...so excited to be naked, nonverbal, watching my small rectangle in fetal position.
It was nice having her here and getting to be with her.
But I been in the living room, clothed, AWAKE, having conversations for a week now.
I'm exhausted.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My MIL moves on to her next visiting location tonight.
I am...so excited to be naked, nonverbal, watching my small rectangle in fetal position.
It was nice having her here and getting to be with her.
But I been in the living room, clothed, AWAKE, having conversations for a week now.
I'm exhausted.
I am...so excited to be naked, nonverbal, watching my small rectangle in fetal position.
It was nice having her here and getting to be with her.
But I been in the living room, clothed, AWAKE, having conversations for a week now.
I'm exhausted.
Kay wait...Babes, tell Auntie if she was just scammed...and how TF so.
"Canada Post" just called me, saying they're trying to make a delivery, but just wanted to verify the address before making the delivery attempt.
So I said "okay...."
It was quiet...
"Canada Post" just called me, saying they're trying to make a delivery, but just wanted to verify the address before making the delivery attempt.
So I said "okay...."
It was quiet...
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kay wait...Babes, tell Auntie if she was just scammed...and how TF so.
"Canada Post" just called me, saying they're trying to make a delivery, but just wanted to verify the address before making the delivery attempt.
So I said "okay...."
It was quiet...
"Canada Post" just called me, saying they're trying to make a delivery, but just wanted to verify the address before making the delivery attempt.
So I said "okay...."
It was quiet...
I'm listening to this smut about this chef from Paris who moved to small town USA...cause he has a daughter he didnt know about and the mother died. Then he starts fucking the nanny, who doesn't want kids.
Anyway, I am just listening to it to get it off my main page atp. lmfao
Anyway, I am just listening to it to get it off my main page atp. lmfao
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm listening to this smut about this chef from Paris who moved to small town USA...cause he has a daughter he didnt know about and the mother died. Then he starts fucking the nanny, who doesn't want kids.
Anyway, I am just listening to it to get it off my main page atp. lmfao
Anyway, I am just listening to it to get it off my main page atp. lmfao
Nobody wants to DO anymore...
They just want it DONE.
Therefore, I'm a strong believer of, if you don't want to DO, you better pay whatever to get it DONE.
They just want it DONE.
Therefore, I'm a strong believer of, if you don't want to DO, you better pay whatever to get it DONE.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Nobody wants to DO anymore...
They just want it DONE.
Therefore, I'm a strong believer of, if you don't want to DO, you better pay whatever to get it DONE.
They just want it DONE.
Therefore, I'm a strong believer of, if you don't want to DO, you better pay whatever to get it DONE.