I just took my bra off.
Red lines cutting all the way to the BONE, Air stinging.
Freedom. 🤣

And like...they're always so cryptic and mysterious w/questions.
"Yeah hi, I'm calling you."
Correct. 🙂 how can I help?
"You guys...are farmers?"
Kinda...We Grow Farmers...
"Well I want to grow, can you help?"
That's great to hear, I definitely can, what are you thinking?
Shouting all this mind you.

Laundry done, crock pot found.
No bread made.
Soo la woo.

So now I dont have to tell anyone or seek attention. 🤗❤️
I had literally no other ailments or pains.
Just my pee wouldn't change color despite drinking 44oz a day.
But now it's slightly lighter in color, so all appears okay again.
I like to think of this approach as Depression Farmer. 💃🏾💯

You guys weren't always one bad day away from being kicked out onto the streets with only the clothes on your back to make your way?

I guess I got some shit to process. lmfao
I cannot wait to ask Uncle if he was ever threatened with homelessness. 🤡🤣

You know what it isn't?
That fucking serious.
The packages will get here when they get here and if they don't, then we can cross that bridge if it comes to it.
You watching your little tracking bar is doing nothing for no one, except missing me TF off and keeping me on edge.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

You get yourself so fucking worked up. Got my anxiety through the fucking roof cause theres an angry man in the house that isn't me. Smarten the fuck up. You're literally going to bound yourself up again and make me waste 15hrs in the ER because of it.

Your fucking cut off from ordering anything online ever.
What the actual fuck are you doing? Really? Explain it to me.
You don't even have a driver's license, you cannot be a delivery person. Stop acting like you know their job and can do it better. You've seen King of Queens so you know your shit?

I'm very passionate about this topic for literally no reason. LMFAO I was never trying to sleepover like that anyway.
What was this even about...oh smut. Yeah IDK. I'm obviously fucked up. lmfao everyone cares about different details I guess.

You dont even have to sleep with 2 pillows regularly.
I get you only like using 1.
BUT IN THE GRANDER SCHEME, YOU'RE GIVING OFF SELF-CENTERED, FUCK BOY.
Inviting someone over, but having nothing for them to be comfortable. The worst.

I'll be honest, all I ever judged about a man's place of living was, HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU HAVE AVAILABLE.
So many single men are out here with literally just 1 fucking pillow.
Trying to have someone sleep over, being a terrible host.
I can't tell you how many times a singular pillow dried me up.

And just "then he lapped me up until I was boneless."
...oh...okay? LMFAO
THEN GOING INTO DETAIL ABOUT HOW HE RENOVATED HIS HOUSE TAKING OUT 2 BEDROOMS, MAKING IT 1 SO HE CAN HAVE A GIANT BED AND THE DECORATIONS HE CHOSE
WHAT ARE WE GETTING AWF ON HERE EXACTLY.