'Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave it Motion' by Meshuggah
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
'Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave it Motion' by Meshuggah
I guess she didn't think anyone would break into Jeffery's chamber of secrets.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I guess she didn't think anyone would break into Jeffery's chamber of secrets.
Fun Fact: You have 100,000+ stands of hair on your head and lose anywhere from 50-100 strands a day.
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Fun Fact: You have 100,000+ stands of hair on your head and lose anywhere from 50-100 strands a day.
Whenever someone mentions Kid Rock, I feel it's important to remind people that he wrote a song where he bragged about fucking underage girls. It was called 'Cool, Daddy Cool' and it only appeared on an old Kid Rock demo tape called 'White Room Demos' and the soundtrack for 'Osmosis Jones'.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Whenever someone mentions Kid Rock, I feel it's important to remind people that he wrote a song where he bragged about fucking underage girls. It was called 'Cool, Daddy Cool' and it only appeared on an old Kid Rock demo tape called 'White Room Demos' and the soundtrack for 'Osmosis Jones'.
"You gotta' pay the troll toll if you want this detective's hole"
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
"You gotta' pay the troll toll if you want this detective's hole"
Technically there have been 2, ESO and Oblivion Remastered, but that couple ain't playing Elder Scrolls VI til that kid's in college, and every time they re-release Skyrim, they probably sigh real loud and kill another pack of Marlboros.
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Technically there have been 2, ESO and Oblivion Remastered, but that couple ain't playing Elder Scrolls VI til that kid's in college, and every time they re-release Skyrim, they probably sigh real loud and kill another pack of Marlboros.
So are Grover and Kermit.
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM
So are Grover and Kermit.
That kid whose parents named him Dovahkiin to get free Elder Scrolls games is gonna turn 15 in November. I wonder how he's doing.
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 AM
That kid whose parents named him Dovahkiin to get free Elder Scrolls games is gonna turn 15 in November. I wonder how he's doing.
I wish the world was half as interesting as conspiracy nerds think it is. I have Jewish blood in me, I should have control over at least a cable network or two, damn it.
January 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I wish the world was half as interesting as conspiracy nerds think it is. I have Jewish blood in me, I should have control over at least a cable network or two, damn it.
No head, no shoulders, no knees. 2.5/10
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 AM
No head, no shoulders, no knees. 2.5/10
He's Till Lindemann if he couldn't afford a tailor.
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He's Till Lindemann if he couldn't afford a tailor.
Me, dressed as a trainer: "Okay, boys, take a seat and we'll start the lecture shortly. Just gotta grab something real quick."
Christ Hansen, walking in right after I leave: "So, I hear you guys like to do... questionable things with children."
Christ Hansen, walking in right after I leave: "So, I hear you guys like to do... questionable things with children."
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Me, dressed as a trainer: "Okay, boys, take a seat and we'll start the lecture shortly. Just gotta grab something real quick."
Christ Hansen, walking in right after I leave: "So, I hear you guys like to do... questionable things with children."
Christ Hansen, walking in right after I leave: "So, I hear you guys like to do... questionable things with children."
That post someone made about disregarding any online comments that read like Sephiroth dialogue except it's comments that read like something off Tomb Of The Mutilated.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
That post someone made about disregarding any online comments that read like Sephiroth dialogue except it's comments that read like something off Tomb Of The Mutilated.
I want more games with killing Nazis
I want DLCs for existing games that let you kill Nazis
I want mods for existing games that add or replace existing enemies with Nazis so I can kill more Nazis
I want a clock with a little Josef Mengele on it who I have to kill in order to shut the alarm off
I want DLCs for existing games that let you kill Nazis
I want mods for existing games that add or replace existing enemies with Nazis so I can kill more Nazis
I want a clock with a little Josef Mengele on it who I have to kill in order to shut the alarm off
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I want more games with killing Nazis
I want DLCs for existing games that let you kill Nazis
I want mods for existing games that add or replace existing enemies with Nazis so I can kill more Nazis
I want a clock with a little Josef Mengele on it who I have to kill in order to shut the alarm off
I want DLCs for existing games that let you kill Nazis
I want mods for existing games that add or replace existing enemies with Nazis so I can kill more Nazis
I want a clock with a little Josef Mengele on it who I have to kill in order to shut the alarm off
I've been wanting to learn a second language, but I haven't had the motivation to do so forever. I hope whoever attacks us doesn't have a lot of difficult verb conjugations or something.
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I've been wanting to learn a second language, but I haven't had the motivation to do so forever. I hope whoever attacks us doesn't have a lot of difficult verb conjugations or something.
"People say they don't like American healthcare, but I don't see any of them spending an absurd amount of money to travel to somewhere with better healthcare."
January 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"People say they don't like American healthcare, but I don't see any of them spending an absurd amount of money to travel to somewhere with better healthcare."
I don't doubt you, I've definitely heard "buddy" before, but if someone I was friends with did something, I'd say, "my friend did something or another," so maybe I'm a bit biased? I kinda want to talk to all my guy friends now to see who says what.
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I don't doubt you, I've definitely heard "buddy" before, but if someone I was friends with did something, I'd say, "my friend did something or another," so maybe I'm a bit biased? I kinda want to talk to all my guy friends now to see who says what.
"Buddy" sounds a bit east coast to me. I'm in CA and I'll hear "buddy" every so often, but "friend" is FAR more frequent in my experience.
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 AM
"Buddy" sounds a bit east coast to me. I'm in CA and I'll hear "buddy" every so often, but "friend" is FAR more frequent in my experience.
The beauty of collaborative art.
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The beauty of collaborative art.
"F-bombs" means the word "fuck." I thought it might've the homophobic slur (which WOULD be dehumanizing), but this milquetoast dipshit is actually complaining that people said, "fuck." You can't make this shit up.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"F-bombs" means the word "fuck." I thought it might've the homophobic slur (which WOULD be dehumanizing), but this milquetoast dipshit is actually complaining that people said, "fuck." You can't make this shit up.
Taking bets on whether Gavin's inevitable right wing turn will be titled 'Why I Left the Left' or 'Cancelled'.
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Taking bets on whether Gavin's inevitable right wing turn will be titled 'Why I Left the Left' or 'Cancelled'.
He's embarrassing Francis Scott Key from beyond the grave.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
He's embarrassing Francis Scott Key from beyond the grave.
Haven't been to SDCC in many years. This? This aint' gonna bring me back. Generative AI is a disease and the cure is zero tolerance.
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Haven't been to SDCC in many years. This? This aint' gonna bring me back. Generative AI is a disease and the cure is zero tolerance.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'