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Laurie
@zombiegirl1972.bsky.social
I shitpost & have panic attacks
GenX Nonna•Anti-fascist
Yacht rock & 🍃😶‍🌫️& 🎮
Bisexual🏳️‍🌈she/her
Cinephile•Horror•TVnerd
Introvert•BB27
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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So racist Hulk Hogan died.
Did they raise his arm 3 times to be sure?
Let’s get stoned and watch Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas.
a group of stuffed animals are playing instruments and one of them is wearing a yellow hard hat
Alt: a group of stuffed animals are playing instruments and one of them is wearing a yellow hard hat
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December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Join me for my new meme series:
dumb things this asshole said today
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I want to go Christmas caroling except it’s just me and a few friends and we do Beastie Boys songs.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving friends!
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My cat staring up at me for a licky treat
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Caturday vibes from my hallway
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The entire country: Trump is going down!!!

Bill Clinton:
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Find someone who believes in you the way my watch believes in me.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Tonight is even better than when we thought he died.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I have unmedicated ADHD and I just renewed my drivers license before it expires in November. Please clap.
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Please enjoy my texts with my daughter in law about my 4yo granddaughter’s shenanigans this morning. 🤣🤣
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Now is a great time to donate whatever you can to your local food banks.
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Big turnout today.
Westmont ➡️ Collingswood.
October 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Give me a nose boop and tell me I’m pretty. 😻
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This my good friend Bob.
He is the best Bob around and I’d like you to read about his important work.
I don't think I've ever done this, so I thought I'd explain what I do and why I think we should be doing it for everyone who is homeless or at risk of homelessness and need more than just financial assistance to get and stay housed. My program is called HUD-VASH, and we're proof of concept. 1/8
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October 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Being disabled and caring for a terminally ill parent is really hard.
Some days I feel like I’m drowning.
Today is one of those days.
Not looking for advice, just venting into the universe.
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He has a great point.
September 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
High how are you?
September 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I pulled up to get gas this morning and the car across from me on the other side of the pump had Paul Revere from the Beastie Boys on blast.
So I did what any good person would do and joined in.
So there we were, two strangers rapping at the gas pump. And it was beautiful.
September 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Follow me for more toe beans and mediocre shitposting.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Today, after a lifetime of being medically gaslight I was FINALLY officially diagnosed with Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
I wasn’t lazy. I didn’t need to just exercise or lose some weight or do yoga. I wasn’t exaggerating my debilitating pain.
This is what validation feels like.
September 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The world is hot garbage. Please enjoy these toe beans.
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
White House dropped this totally real proof of life photo.
September 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Clementine Caturday. 😻
August 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So the cat distribution system has graced our household once again. This baby was found with a deceased sibling and is about 3 weeks old. She gets bottle fed every 3 hours and saw the vet yesterday.
Please say hello to Clementine.
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM