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Zachary Reese
@zreese.bsky.social
Human person from Philadelphia - University of Pennsylvania - I work on "computer stuff"
Ogg’s Infinity’s Edge BBS 👴
Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
yes obviously I support ICE

*Insisting
*Consent
*Every-time
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Posts like these sound confident but remember that they can literally just kill you without any repercussions or even disapproval
The First Amendment protects the public’s right to:

1. Film ICE in public

2. Photograph ICE in public

3. Observe what ICE does in public

ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
1949. That’s when Sierra Sam, the first crash test dummy, was created. It took 77 YEARS for women to get the right to automotive safety.
The first crash test dummy specifically based on a woman’s body is here.

Developers say it will deliver more detailed data automakers need to address the specific risks women face, including a greater chance of lower leg injuries or dying in a crash.
This new crash test dummy could keep women safer in car accidents
While regulators have been testing crash impacts for decades, there’s a dearth of data on women, who face a higher risk of death in auto accidents.
wapo.st
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Zachary Reese
Read this if you got a big mouth on the internet.
Social media monitoring systems, cellphone location tracking, facial recognition, remote hacking tools — now being turned on Americans by ICE to target protesters. bit.ly/3Kq348R
ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants
The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.
www.brennancenter.org
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Perfect health my ads. For otherwise healthy adults, especially over age 60, the bleeding risks of a daily aspirin outweigh the small benefit. Doctors now only recommend daily aspirin for people who are really high risk or have previously had heart attacks/strokes.
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Garbage Day is my favorite internet newsletter and you should subscribe to it so I can get my gold star www.garbageday.email/subscribe?re...
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by Zachary Reese
Bari Weiss flatters the ego of a very specific sort of self-important man with wildly over-inflated senses of their own intelligence -- judgmental, conservative half-wits who view themselves as rational intellectual giants. Their admiration for Weiss is one of the easiest ways to spot them.
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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new game release: Rainbows Are Carnivores is an experimental gay fishing romance / aquaculture management sim. Free, 10-20 min, play in mobile or desktop browser radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Imagine being such an idiot that you not only worry about "woke fonts," but you think the government is responsible for MS changing the default font in Outlook and you should make everyone manually change it back to an ancient illegible font every time they compose an email.
US State Department to revert to Times New Roman font over 'wasteful' Calibri
In a leaked internal cable, Secretary of State Marco Rubio calls the department's decision to adopt Calibri in 2023 a "wasteful" diversity move.
www.abc.net.au
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Love heartwarming feel-good stories like this around the holidays
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I love how my YouTube recap is like “You watched 3000 videos of dogs falling off of couches this year, you must love art and science”
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I can’t remember the last time I woke up and was happy to be alive
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dude is going to die and these people will be like “79-year-olds who never exercise and eat Big Macs in bed all day don’t just drop dead, we need a full investigation”
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yeah, America is really losing something... like its dependable supply alcohol-driven cancers, hypertension spikes, GI bleeds, poisoned college kids, drownings, workplace accidents, bar-district assaults, child-abuse cases,
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social Did your material for Joe Rogan Questions Everything make it into the episode that aired? Rogan mentions it in one of his podcasts, but I couldn't find you in the episode that's available online.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@adamdegrandis.bsky.social You rascal. Were you really not going to tell me you worked on a GOTY contender? And with two absolute comics legends?!
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
After the French stormed the bastille and beheaded their wicked king they switched to decimal time and got these cool ass clocks. Just sayin’!
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’ve been doxxed three times just this week for tweeting “Charlie Kirk seems weird” once in 2014 but GOP kids start a hitler fan club and and it’s “boys will be boys”
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by Zachary Reese
JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer."

JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
October 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
October 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sorry what
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
jfc the palestinian genocide is AN ASSET FLIP.

AN ASSET FLIP KILLED 20,000 CHILDREN.
Many of these “illustrations” aren’t based on verified intelligence at all.

Our analysis of 43 official IDF videos found recycled 3D environments, spatial inaccuracies, and assets lifted from unrelated artists and institutions.
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM