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Zane⚡️
@zsparky.bsky.social
sf - researcher - not serious - swim good
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i’ve been away processing that i can’t play marvel rivals on my obsolete xbox one s
Streets are calling the Clintons stunt queens again
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
peeling skin from healing back tattoo getting trapped in my ass hair feels like something I should have seen coming but nonetheless am very surprised by
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 AM
See, LA Legault ⚜️ Jan.28th doesn’t even believe me, it’s that absurd
Of all the things that didn’t happen this didn’t happen the most.
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I tell anyone who is willing to listen about the random group of women who kept shouting “Heated Rivalry!” at me and dude I was making out with at the club on NYE
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Me today but she’s asking me if I think AI is coming for my job
The dentist: "so how is life going"
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
no one warned me that in disappearing from bluesky for a bit that i’d return having to grieve the graveyard of deleted accounts in my dms.. where tf is oomf??
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
i can’t believe they were hiding this one from me.. 2026 anthem everyone get up
What It Sounds Like
open.spotify.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
more tattoo progress means I get to treat myself (drive thru taco bell)
March 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the zoomed out version is cuter but that’s reserved for cowboy carter apologists and internet crushes
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Progress from today
March 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
awake and am getting more work done on this sleeve today :))
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Don’t Call Tonight is the winner on that album imo
March 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
last week was terrible and unforgiving but tonight we are throwing back an edible, ordering takeout, and watching the traitors finale + reunion
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
got political in the family gc and it’s been real quiet
March 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
he’s the only reason i can smile through another year of no new mystery dungeon
February 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
we’re getting a season of rhop with no Karen Huger…
February 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
uber driver told me his 10 year old son make $60K last year live streaming roblox. like wtf am I doing
February 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
hi this hurts like a bitch can someone volunteer to give it kisses so it heals faster ty
February 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i’ve been away processing that i can’t play marvel rivals on my obsolete xbox one s
January 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
left chicago this morning…
January 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just one last weekend of drinking too much tequila and dancing with cute boys i don’t know. then i start my 2025 journey of being more like him
January 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
chugging so much water tonight in anticipation of the ungodly things i will be doing to my body tomorrow
December 31, 2024 at 3:05 AM
chicago i am in you
December 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
airplane bathroom nudes always take me out like get soft and go back to your seat the belt light is on 😭😭
December 30, 2024 at 12:27 PM