Zach Swope
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Zach Swope
@zswope.bsky.social
Only here because the Renner App died.
Did I make up the fact that people erroneously called Shia LaBœuf’s Indy character Mutt Lange, like the music producer? Was that I was guy?
July 7, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Me (Homer) when I talk shit and falsely attribute negative tone to someone when I’m telling a story
July 7, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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I have eight different text based social media apps Bob. Eight!!
July 6, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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Colleen Ballinger is the first time I’ve seen a reverse Milkshake Duck where I’m introduced to her by wading through all the cancellations to find out why anyone liked her.
EVERY TIME I PICK UP MY PHONE SHES ONE UPPED HERSELF ON THE “BRO WHAT THE FUCK” SCALE LMAO WHO IS THIS WOMAN
July 6, 2023 at 9:29 PM
I deleted my 12 year old twitter a few years ago and rebuilding my profile and followers list was a pain in the ass. I’m not popular or good enough at social media to do this again.
July 7, 2023 at 2:33 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Vaguely remember watching the animated Hobbit in 5th grade but I don’t remember this song. https://youtu.be/2dQ5c5SIYnc
The Hobbit (1977) Soundtrack (OST) - 01. The Greatest Adventure
This is the rare original soundtrack from The Hobbit (1977) animated by Rankin/Bass. Music by Maury Laws, vocals by Glenn Yarbrough. Full track list:01. The ...
youtu.be
July 7, 2023 at 2:12 AM