zach
@ztellman.ideolalia.com
"Software," I said. "In every sense."
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Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Holy hell, what an obituary
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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wait did I really never post this one
August 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
wait did I really never post this one
The software design literature is 98% platitudes and tautologies by volume. So when I say that this book is extremely, thoroughly wrong - I disagree with nearly every premise and conclusion - I hope you can understand how exciting that is. A post is forthcoming.
June 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The software design literature is 98% platitudes and tautologies by volume. So when I say that this book is extremely, thoroughly wrong - I disagree with nearly every premise and conclusion - I hope you can understand how exciting that is. A post is forthcoming.
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Talking about programming is hard because none of us know anything about it, so instead we invent metaphors for programming and talk about those.
April 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Talking about programming is hard because none of us know anything about it, so instead we invent metaphors for programming and talk about those.
honestly, that’s a really solid Deleuze puppet
March 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
honestly, that’s a really solid Deleuze puppet
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I wrote about software maintenance, entropy, and the myth of the broken window: explaining.software/archive/comp...
complexity as entropy
In a random dataset, there are no internal relationships; with each element, our explanation must begin anew.
explaining.software
March 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wrote about software maintenance, entropy, and the myth of the broken window: explaining.software/archive/comp...
I wrote about software maintenance, entropy, and the myth of the broken window: explaining.software/archive/comp...
complexity as entropy
In a random dataset, there are no internal relationships; with each element, our explanation must begin anew.
explaining.software
March 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wrote about software maintenance, entropy, and the myth of the broken window: explaining.software/archive/comp...
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Elements of Clojure is now available as a free PDF: elementsofclojure.com
Elements of Clojure
Polanyi calls this "tacit knowledge", a thing which we only understand as part of something else. When we speak, we do not focus on making sounds, we focus on our words. We understand the muscular act of speech, but would struggle to explain it.
elementsofclojure.com
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Elements of Clojure is now available as a free PDF: elementsofclojure.com
Elements of Clojure is now available as a free PDF: elementsofclojure.com
Elements of Clojure
Polanyi calls this "tacit knowledge", a thing which we only understand as part of something else. When we speak, we do not focus on making sounds, we focus on our words. We understand the muscular act of speech, but would struggle to explain it.
elementsofclojure.com
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Elements of Clojure is now available as a free PDF: elementsofclojure.com
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the profiles of contact between a piano's capstan and whippen
February 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the profiles of contact between a piano's capstan and whippen
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I wrote about the fifty (50) posts that Ron Jeffries has written about solving Sudoku: explaining.software/archive/the-...
the sudoku affair
In 2006, Ron Jeffries wrote a series of posts describing his attempts to build a Sudoku solver. He began by wrapping a class around a simple datatype for the...
explaining.software
February 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I wrote about the fifty (50) posts that Ron Jeffries has written about solving Sudoku: explaining.software/archive/the-...
I wrote about the fifty (50) posts that Ron Jeffries has written about solving Sudoku: explaining.software/archive/the-...
the sudoku affair
In 2006, Ron Jeffries wrote a series of posts describing his attempts to build a Sudoku solver. He began by wrapping a class around a simple datatype for the...
explaining.software
February 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I wrote about the fifty (50) posts that Ron Jeffries has written about solving Sudoku: explaining.software/archive/the-...
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Today on Apropos, 2pm EST, we'll have @ztellman.ideolalia.com in the hot seat. Tune in to watch and chat live here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wN-...
Apropos Clojure 2025-01-28
YouTube video by apropos clojure
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Today on Apropos, 2pm EST, we'll have @ztellman.ideolalia.com in the hot seat. Tune in to watch and chat live here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wN-...
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I wrote about why the best software resembles trashy genre fiction: explaining.software/archive/stat...
state and trace
When we say fiction belongs to a genre, we mean that it builds upon familiar themes and structures. By assigning a genre — a slasher flick, or a comedy of...
explaining.software
January 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I wrote about why the best software resembles trashy genre fiction: explaining.software/archive/stat...
I wrote about why the best software resembles trashy genre fiction: explaining.software/archive/stat...
state and trace
When we say fiction belongs to a genre, we mean that it builds upon familiar themes and structures. By assigning a genre — a slasher flick, or a comedy of...
explaining.software
January 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I wrote about why the best software resembles trashy genre fiction: explaining.software/archive/stat...
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I wrote about structuralism and the frontend/backend continuum: explaining.software/archive/stru...
structuralism
The idea of structure, as used in this newsletter, is nothing new. It was first introduced by Ferdinand de Saussure in 1916, in his enormously influential...
explaining.software
January 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wrote about structuralism and the frontend/backend continuum: explaining.software/archive/stru...
I wrote about structuralism and the frontend/backend continuum: explaining.software/archive/stru...
structuralism
The idea of structure, as used in this newsletter, is nothing new. It was first introduced by Ferdinand de Saussure in 1916, in his enormously influential...
explaining.software
January 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wrote about structuralism and the frontend/backend continuum: explaining.software/archive/stru...
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this is the best thing I’ve read on what makes a good PR and how to get better at reviewing code
I wrote about why the current generation of AI developers is so underwhelming, and what I think it’d take to do better: explaining.software/archive/seni...
senior developer agents
When you're responsible for a junior developer, there's an early, crucial milestone: they know when to ask for help. Before this milestone, every task must...
explaining.software
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
this is the best thing I’ve read on what makes a good PR and how to get better at reviewing code
I wrote about why the current generation of AI developers is so underwhelming, and what I think it’d take to do better: explaining.software/archive/seni...
senior developer agents
When you're responsible for a junior developer, there's an early, crucial milestone: they know when to ask for help. Before this milestone, every task must...
explaining.software
November 28, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I wrote about why the current generation of AI developers is so underwhelming, and what I think it’d take to do better: explaining.software/archive/seni...