zuzak 🦭
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I phoned the dentist two hours ago and booked an appointment for Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I phoned the dentist two hours ago and booked an appointment for Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
it is zero days since I last googled "skillet in British"
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
it is zero days since I last googled "skillet in British"
just woke up from a nightmare wherein I had to film an incredibly awkward Eurovision Song Contest postcard
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
just woke up from a nightmare wherein I had to film an incredibly awkward Eurovision Song Contest postcard
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liquidating steam trading cards for 84 pence credit so I can buy a friend a birthday present
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
liquidating steam trading cards for 84 pence credit so I can buy a friend a birthday present
just remembered that time I caught covid in March 2020 and really did get an actual phone call from Porton Down
just changed my duvet cover and like five minutes afterwards I got a call from the government and apparently it's the worst anyone's ever done it and they're sending a team to euthanise me :|
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 AM
just remembered that time I caught covid in March 2020 and really did get an actual phone call from Porton Down
i’m confused to learn that IKEA don’t do swing bins
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 AM
i’m confused to learn that IKEA don’t do swing bins
mild excitement here as a colleague tried to tell someone to log out and back in again but actually said "if you resign it will fix all the problems"
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
mild excitement here as a colleague tried to tell someone to log out and back in again but actually said "if you resign it will fix all the problems"
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i have the posture of a gremlin
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i have the posture of a gremlin
here's my tier-list of games I launched on Steam during 2025
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
here's my tier-list of games I launched on Steam during 2025
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
I redeemed my Octopus® voucher on a free salted caramel latte from Greggs® only to realise I do not like the salted caramel lattes from Greggs®
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I redeemed my Octopus® voucher on a free salted caramel latte from Greggs® only to realise I do not like the salted caramel lattes from Greggs®
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If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll simply say "foxes caught frolicking with snowman at Lincoln Cathedral", everything else will be a footnote.
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll simply say "foxes caught frolicking with snowman at Lincoln Cathedral", everything else will be a footnote.
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barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
kinda tempted to get a gym membership on one of these new year deals but not actually go until February when the crowds die down
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
kinda tempted to get a gym membership on one of these new year deals but not actually go until February when the crowds die down
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January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I am watching The Godfather for the first time (it's on iPlayer)
half of it is pointing at the screen going "oh! that's where that's from!"
half of it is pointing at the screen going "oh! that's where that's from!"
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I am watching The Godfather for the first time (it's on iPlayer)
half of it is pointing at the screen going "oh! that's where that's from!"
half of it is pointing at the screen going "oh! that's where that's from!"
I just rearranged some wires under my desk and stood up to my phone blowing up with Nagios alerts
Turns out my raspberry pi was one of those cables, and apparently something on my VPS has a dependency on it
Turns out my raspberry pi was one of those cables, and apparently something on my VPS has a dependency on it
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I just rearranged some wires under my desk and stood up to my phone blowing up with Nagios alerts
Turns out my raspberry pi was one of those cables, and apparently something on my VPS has a dependency on it
Turns out my raspberry pi was one of those cables, and apparently something on my VPS has a dependency on it
just tried a local gym
whoever invented the plunge pool ought to be shot at dawn
whoever invented the plunge pool ought to be shot at dawn
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just tried a local gym
whoever invented the plunge pool ought to be shot at dawn
whoever invented the plunge pool ought to be shot at dawn
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Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face
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tfl.gov.uk/corporate/tr... reassuring news for anyone scared of meeting aliens while travelling in london
December 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
tfl.gov.uk/corporate/tr... reassuring news for anyone scared of meeting aliens while travelling in london
using telegram's fast-cache linked preview feature to bypass the bsky adult content filters seemed like a good idea until I realised iOS has been dutifully saving every single photograph to the camera roll
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
using telegram's fast-cache linked preview feature to bypass the bsky adult content filters seemed like a good idea until I realised iOS has been dutifully saving every single photograph to the camera roll
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