Noah A. Smith
@nlpnoah.bsky.social
1K followers 79 following 140 posts

Researcher in NLP, ML, computer music. Prof @uwcse @uwnlp & helper @allen_ai @ai2_allennlp & familiar to two cats. Single reeds, tango, swim, run, cocktails, מאַמע־לשון, GenX. Opinions not your business.

Noah Smith may refer to:Noah Smith (judge) (1756–1812), judge from Vermont during the early history of the United States Noah Smith (soccer), Australian soccer player Noah Smith , a character from the Australian television series Home and Away Yeat, American rapper Noah Olivier Smith .. more

Computer science 98%
Biology 1%
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
nlpnoah.bsky.social
now getting close to more followers than people I actually know in real life ... which means some of you are randos or bots and IME that doesn't bode well

I'm not interesting, so if you don't actually know me, consider what better things you could be doing with your time

nlpnoah.bsky.social
a suicide note:

I only logged in 200 times
because your shitty system kept logging me out
now a simple reviewing task has become endless
I cannot do this again
farewell

@openreview.bsky.social

Reposted by Noah A. Smith

michaelhobbes.bsky.social
No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country.
arnorosenfeld.bsky.social
Interesting story that gets to the heart of why many Christians feel persecuted in the U.S.: The secular elite find many of their views abhorrent and uncouth

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...

Reposted by Noah A. Smith

nameshiv.bsky.social
Yes writing emails is a pain so instead of hiding behind an AI to do it for you like a coward you need to simply have the courage of your convictions and stand up for what matters and simply not reply to them like the rest of us

Reposted by Noah A. Smith

karaswisher.bsky.social
By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.

Reposted by Noah A. Smith

jsx.bsky.social
A Jewish atheist dies, and to his surprise finds himself standing before God. He steps forward and says "God, in know I haven't been a very good Jew, but since I'm here, can I tell you a joke?"
God shrugs and says "sure, go ahead."
jakei.bsky.social
maybe we can bring some Jewish joy to the timeline?

quote with a favorite Jewish joke, I'll go first

Moshe skips temple to play golf on Sabbath, and G-d says he will punish him. Then Moshe gets a hole in one.

Moshe: A hole in one?! This is a punishment?

G-d: Who can you tell?

nlpnoah.bsky.social
if a restaurant worker feels the need to tell you the food is fresh ... it definitely isn't

nlpnoah.bsky.social
you can go to Vienna, meet people you like in cafes, and not pay the registration ... seems like a net win

nlpnoah.bsky.social
this is not new, it was always tedious

nlpnoah.bsky.social
if you find it or write it (or want to write it together) lmk

nlpnoah.bsky.social
if you don't appreciate this joke, please unfollow me
jsx.bsky.social
A Jewish atheist dies, and to his surprise finds himself standing before God. He steps forward and says "God, in know I haven't been a very good Jew, but since I'm here, can I tell you a joke?"
God shrugs and says "sure, go ahead."
jakei.bsky.social
maybe we can bring some Jewish joy to the timeline?

quote with a favorite Jewish joke, I'll go first

Moshe skips temple to play golf on Sabbath, and G-d says he will punish him. Then Moshe gets a hole in one.

Moshe: A hole in one?! This is a punishment?

G-d: Who can you tell?

nlpnoah.bsky.social
I thought you were a writer. write it down, no one wants to watch a video

nlpnoah.bsky.social
we wrote this and I think it's part of what you want

arxiv.org/pdf/2311.17301
arxiv.org

nlpnoah.bsky.social
why must millennials put emoji on everything

Reposted by Noah A. Smith

ai2.bsky.social
RewardBench 2 is here! We took a long time to learn from our first reward model evaluation tool to make one that is substantially harder and more correlated with both downstream RLHF and inference-time scaling.
The RewardBench 2 Leaderboard on HuggingFace.

Reposted by Noah A. Smith

jewishwonk.bsky.social
I am furious about the news out of Colorado of Jews being lit on fire for the crime of calling for hostages to be released. I am furious at how dirtbag leftists on this website and elsewhere treat this as a game where violence against American Jews is justified if we aren't good tokens.

nlpnoah.bsky.social
not going, I can play music in Seattle without renting a room

nlpnoah.bsky.social
Congratulations to @yizhongw.bsky.social, who successfully defended his PhD thesis today! Advised by @hanna-nlp.bsky.social and me.

nlpnoah.bsky.social
trying to decide whether to go to Vienna in late July (there's a formerly-AI conference happening there and I might want to see some friends who still go)

maybe you can help me decide

who's going to be there and wants to rent a place and play music together

nlpnoah.bsky.social
saw this in Seattle this weekend, it was great, also recommend

nlpnoah.bsky.social
(I don't know why this will never get old)

*upload photo of anyone at all to Molmo, type "where is the scientist?"*

Molmo: I don't see a scientist here

nlpnoah.bsky.social
give Schumer a break, he's so old he can't remember which party he's in ... ביז הונדערט צװאַנציק, טשוקעלע

nlpnoah.bsky.social
the economist called us losers and we ... rolled our eyes because their argument is behind a paywall

Gen X (at its best) doesn't feed trolls
Why Gen X is the real loser generation
Don’t cry for millennials or Gen Z. Save your pity for those in their 50s
www.economist.com

nlpnoah.bsky.social
it's always glutes

nlpnoah.bsky.social
I doubt surgeons and specialists will be obsolete in my lifetime, but the idea of a "primary care physician" who just punches shit into a computer before writing you a prescription for a common issue, and "insurance company" that stands between you and solution ... probably will

(4/n)

nlpnoah.bsky.social
truly can't wait until the day I can say I helped replace our inefficient, ineffective, and (most importantly) soul-destroying "healthcare" "system"

(3/n)

nlpnoah.bsky.social
can now easily see how the rest of the process (interacting with experts to get the problem fixed, or determine that it can't be fixed and make informed decisions) will be automated

(2/n)

nlpnoah.bsky.social
used a LM to diagnose a medical problem, figure out steps to get treatment with minimal phone calls and time wasted waiting for healthcare providers to perform administrative tasks

(1/n)

nlpnoah.bsky.social
intellectually I get that his name is "Robert Prevost" but in my head I can't not hear it as "Ford Prefect"

nlpnoah.bsky.social
it's a pity, such a lost opportunity for people to think scientifically about language