MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars)
@08mms.bsky.social
M&A Lawyer, Semi-Stereotypical Dad, Michigan Wolverine, National History Day - Michigan Regional Runner Up (2000)
The self-absorbed dorks at the NYT are the last person I’d want to take any sex-related tips from.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The self-absorbed dorks at the NYT are the last person I’d want to take any sex-related tips from.
We are really long overdue on him building a giant gold statue of himself somewhere in DC, how has that one not escaped containment yet.
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We are really long overdue on him building a giant gold statue of himself somewhere in DC, how has that one not escaped containment yet.
The good news is there is decent odds he’ll be declaring a war of opportunity everyone including a huge chunk of his core base will hate.
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The good news is there is decent odds he’ll be declaring a war of opportunity everyone including a huge chunk of his core base will hate.
That’s amazing
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That’s amazing
Whomever had the idea of using those chairs has a wonderful sense of humor
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Whomever had the idea of using those chairs has a wonderful sense of humor
You really need to take a now pic with a framed picture of a duchess over your shoulder.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You really need to take a now pic with a framed picture of a duchess over your shoulder.
I look forward to finding these both at a half price books in a couple years and getting them as a white elephant gift
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I look forward to finding these both at a half price books in a couple years and getting them as a white elephant gift
I think the influential political/media folks need to realize winning debates on social media is like getting a good score at Golden Tee at the bar, fun every once and a while but deeply sad to see someone devoting their lives to obtaining.
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I think the influential political/media folks need to realize winning debates on social media is like getting a good score at Golden Tee at the bar, fun every once and a while but deeply sad to see someone devoting their lives to obtaining.
Yeah, minor tears can be repaired through PT, but lots and lots of women experience more significant tears that really only are reparable through surgery. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/proce...
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December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah, minor tears can be repaired through PT, but lots and lots of women experience more significant tears that really only are reparable through surgery. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/proce...
Abdominoplasty (aka “tummy tuck” surgery). I think lots of folks focus on the cosmetic elements of it and not the fact that a relatively significant proportion of mom’s just go the rest of their life with damaged abdominal muscles and core strength issues.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Abdominoplasty (aka “tummy tuck” surgery). I think lots of folks focus on the cosmetic elements of it and not the fact that a relatively significant proportion of mom’s just go the rest of their life with damaged abdominal muscles and core strength issues.
The even crazy thing is how, in the US, repair surgery for that is considered “elective” and not covered by insurance.
December 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The even crazy thing is how, in the US, repair surgery for that is considered “elective” and not covered by insurance.
Oh, Dog hit in the feels hard
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oh, Dog hit in the feels hard
They probably do loosely cheerleaders another vizier’s initiatives when they think they overlap with their own though, like, I could see Miller giving Rubio’s neocon LatAm war a hood focused on the increased boost it could give him to roll out that wartime internment camp playbook domestically
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They probably do loosely cheerleaders another vizier’s initiatives when they think they overlap with their own though, like, I could see Miller giving Rubio’s neocon LatAm war a hood focused on the increased boost it could give him to roll out that wartime internment camp playbook domestically
The hoodie triangle
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The hoodie triangle
It’s some bullshit Rubio’s team fed him, did they nationalize something at some
point?
point?
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s some bullshit Rubio’s team fed him, did they nationalize something at some
point?
point?
I feel like it may cut against him here, folks are primed to accept Iran is “far away” and “bad”, this is closer to home and confusing and I feel like the chatter is going to be a lot more about “why is he starting wars nearby where we could get hurt” than really makes sense either way
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I feel like it may cut against him here, folks are primed to accept Iran is “far away” and “bad”, this is closer to home and confusing and I feel like the chatter is going to be a lot more about “why is he starting wars nearby where we could get hurt” than really makes sense either way
We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
I’m sure it’s fine because he was a young single married on his second marriage father of a forty-year old just sowing his wild oats
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m sure it’s fine because he was a young single married on his second marriage father of a forty-year old just sowing his wild oats
RIP Pac12, you would have loved school sponsored mobile plans.
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
RIP Pac12, you would have loved school sponsored mobile plans.
Do you think there were real readership numbers on the Free Press based on tying together all the weirdos who felt like they needed to pay attention to that stuff globally or has this all been a charade for the wealthy donor set?
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Do you think there were real readership numbers on the Free Press based on tying together all the weirdos who felt like they needed to pay attention to that stuff globally or has this all been a charade for the wealthy donor set?
I often find happy meal toys from the prior year or empty Gogurt tubes, but imagine non-dads -of-small-kids probably have cool stuff like cigars, Monte Carlo cage tickets or remote detonators.
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I often find happy meal toys from the prior year or empty Gogurt tubes, but imagine non-dads -of-small-kids probably have cool stuff like cigars, Monte Carlo cage tickets or remote detonators.
Reposted by MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars)
for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
for the boys