MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars)
@08mms.bsky.social
M&A Lawyer, Semi-Stereotypical Dad, Michigan Wolverine, National History Day - Michigan Regional Runner Up (2000)
All field-goal superbowl with a NE shutout would be amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
All field-goal superbowl with a NE shutout would be amazing.
It would be nice if Obama was willing to come out of retirement more often with timely authentic blunt stuff like this with proposals for real solutions like this: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
We owe it to Epstein’s victims and to British democracy to demand historic change | Gordon Brown
The abuse of women by figures such as Epstein, and of political power by the likes of Mandelson, must be confronted. As far as I am able, I will play my part, says former UK prime minister Gordon Brow...
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
It would be nice if Obama was willing to come out of retirement more often with timely authentic blunt stuff like this with proposals for real solutions like this: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
Reading this stories from the folks in the detention centers and John K. Samson’s Trump anthem is on repeat in my head: youtu.be/E-z9djgthqE?...
John K. Samson - "Fantasy Baseball At The End Of The World"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Reading this stories from the folks in the detention centers and John K. Samson’s Trump anthem is on repeat in my head: youtu.be/E-z9djgthqE?...
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This is an argument I am going to pocket and carry around with me for frequent future use
This is a god damn country, not the Montessori Academy of Diarrhea
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This is an argument I am going to pocket and carry around with me for frequent future use
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Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
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I called my cable company to request Growlf in SD instead of HD and was placed on a psychiatric hold for 72 hours.
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I called my cable company to request Growlf in SD instead of HD and was placed on a psychiatric hold for 72 hours.
John Prine would be proud: youtu.be/aIbeWCl-ALU?...
Genuine American Hero (Talking Blowback Blues)
YouTube video by Joseph Terrell - Topic
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
John Prine would be proud: youtu.be/aIbeWCl-ALU?...
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went to watch Melania (2026) observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
went to watch Melania (2026) observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
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thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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Naked Eye Astronomy
History of American Suburbia
Environmental Law and Policy
Ovidian Transformations (where the professor invited us over to her house to drink fancy beers underage and teach us medieval French folk dancing)
Political Modeling and Game Theory
Lordy undergrad was great
History of American Suburbia
Environmental Law and Policy
Ovidian Transformations (where the professor invited us over to her house to drink fancy beers underage and teach us medieval French folk dancing)
Political Modeling and Game Theory
Lordy undergrad was great
never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
adv. grammar (best writing class I took)
speechwriting (next-best writing class I took)
screenwriting (what a waste of time)
man’s food (buy outlines, never watch lectures)
organic chem (orgo 1 & 2 combined—huge mistake)
adv. grammar (best writing class I took)
speechwriting (next-best writing class I took)
screenwriting (what a waste of time)
man’s food (buy outlines, never watch lectures)
organic chem (orgo 1 & 2 combined—huge mistake)
never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
children’s literature
the contemporary south
film studies
oral communications - french
fundamentals of acting - theatre
children’s literature
the contemporary south
film studies
oral communications - french
fundamentals of acting - theatre
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Naked Eye Astronomy
History of American Suburbia
Environmental Law and Policy
Ovidian Transformations (where the professor invited us over to her house to drink fancy beers underage and teach us medieval French folk dancing)
Political Modeling and Game Theory
Lordy undergrad was great
History of American Suburbia
Environmental Law and Policy
Ovidian Transformations (where the professor invited us over to her house to drink fancy beers underage and teach us medieval French folk dancing)
Political Modeling and Game Theory
Lordy undergrad was great
👀
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
👀
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
Props to elected officials showing they are on top of important things.
I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:
So which politician is calling for the dismantling of the probably illegal database that ice & this government is collecting biometric data of protesters?
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Props to elected officials showing they are on top of important things.
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I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:
So which politician is calling for the dismantling of the probably illegal database that ice & this government is collecting biometric data of protesters?
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:
This is thorough, brilliantly written and absolutely damning. Only quibble is even the half-hearted credit to jornos for whiffing on Greenland should be scrutinized now that stories are trickling out about his obsession with it in the first term and him cancelling a state visit after a first offer
One year into Trump’s second term, some journalists have been “surprised” by the administration’s organized agenda. But Project 2025 was publicly available. Advocacy groups read it and warned us. The press read it and… 🤷♀️ www.readtpa.com/p/this-is-li...
This is Literally the Job
Political journalists need to stop pretending they don't know what Republicans are going to do.
www.readtpa.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This is thorough, brilliantly written and absolutely damning. Only quibble is even the half-hearted credit to jornos for whiffing on Greenland should be scrutinized now that stories are trickling out about his obsession with it in the first term and him cancelling a state visit after a first offer
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Sounds like he had an emergency and found the helpers
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Sounds like he had an emergency and found the helpers
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Now Greg Bovino can go back to his true calling: being a malevolent spirit that torments Redwall Abbey.
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Now Greg Bovino can go back to his true calling: being a malevolent spirit that torments Redwall Abbey.
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Translation: He is staring out the window and we can't make him do anything else.
White House: Trump continues to monitor weather conditions
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Translation: He is staring out the window and we can't make him do anything else.
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[stares directly into the camera]
![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
[stares directly into the camera]