Corn O'Copia
@kbuts.bsky.social
Managing Director, Wrong Rock Division, Oak Table Analysis LLC (he/him)
Fansville Himbo, cfb (Maryland) and F1 (Ferrari) bozo
Fansville Himbo, cfb (Maryland) and F1 (Ferrari) bozo
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If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
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They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They should invent a library that serves beers.
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In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
At least Kelly's from New England so he doesn't need to fake an accent.
Brian Kelly at UConn actually doesn't sound all that crazy.
Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At least Kelly's from New England so he doesn't need to fake an accent.
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
managed to get a run in while at my parents' for thanksgiving please clap
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
managed to get a run in while at my parents' for thanksgiving please clap
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guy who listened to the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald and thought "i'm built different"
There’s a wild story playing out on Great Lakes ship watching and coastal Facebook groups right now.
There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.
The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.
The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
guy who listened to the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald and thought "i'm built different"
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Wild he said us citizen and not usian 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wild he said us citizen and not usian 🤔
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I don’t really think I benefit from knowing who Kate Willett is. Can I choose to not know that, or at least to not know more
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don’t really think I benefit from knowing who Kate Willett is. Can I choose to not know that, or at least to not know more
when ur mean to me online, this is who ur being mean to:
First up: scientists said it couldn't be done. But we put our logo on a scroll, and then got a mouse to hold it while riding a lobster.
Be wowed:
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Original artwork from @uorspeccoll.bsky.social.
Be wowed:
merl-shop.co.uk/shop/curiosi...
Original artwork from @uorspeccoll.bsky.social.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
when ur mean to me online, this is who ur being mean to:
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
I really don't know what Aston Martin is doing with their team leadership. Having team principal be a job that everyone with a C-level title holds for a bit doesn't seem conducive to long-term success.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I really don't know what Aston Martin is doing with their team leadership. Having team principal be a job that everyone with a C-level title holds for a bit doesn't seem conducive to long-term success.
ordering a shot of espresso mixed with hot water by asking for a "USian"
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ordering a shot of espresso mixed with hot water by asking for a "USian"
this isn't cute or funny; buses only do this when they're in severe distress
😀Thanks for sharing the news. I liked the video published by VG featuring that "rescue is coming" www.vg.no/nyheter/i/3p...
Hjulene på bussen de står rundt og rundt
De fire bussene levde nesten opp til barnesangen da de kjørte seg fast i rundkjøringen.
www.vg.no
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
this isn't cute or funny; buses only do this when they're in severe distress
Bluesky shocked to discover that yes, the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bluesky shocked to discover that yes, the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.
yeah we at the center for wrong rock studies are going to have to create an entire Gender department
Lot of thoughts about That Article, but one thing that made me scream. The cost of childcare was not zero! That our system devalues feminized care labor doesn’t make it actually free. Opportunity costs are a thing, childcare is more expensive because of Baumol, not because it was free before.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
yeah we at the center for wrong rock studies are going to have to create an entire Gender department
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
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KRENNIC: Unfortunately, there's only one thing standing between me and that deep substrate foliated kalkite: the rightful owners.
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
KRENNIC: Unfortunately, there's only one thing standing between me and that deep substrate foliated kalkite: the rightful owners.
*googling "haunted houses ft collins co"*
SOURCE: Colorado State is expected to hire UConn's Jim Mora as head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.
Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
*googling "haunted houses ft collins co"*
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Blue Zones: areas of surprising longevity driven by a combination of inaccurate birth records and extensive pension fraud.
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Blue Zones: areas of surprising longevity driven by a combination of inaccurate birth records and extensive pension fraud.
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follow for my blue-zone certified recipe for defrauding the Greek pension system
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
follow for my blue-zone certified recipe for defrauding the Greek pension system
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you could also eat what you want and still live a “Blue Zone” lifestyle by committing pension fraud
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
you could also eat what you want and still live a “Blue Zone” lifestyle by committing pension fraud