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Distinguished Risk Pokemon will be my final form. Cthulhu cultist, lawful good. Yay Seattle! Opinions belong to my autocorrect, not my employer. /her

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The cybersecurity risk of not properly storing passwords is that we can ship faster and make a lot of money.

The cybersecurity risk of an RCE is that a benevolent hacker might patch our routers for us.

“Positive risk” in cybersecurity is not a thing. The ENTIRE FIELD is oriented against it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is probably the best pot I’ve thrown yet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Dawww.

Prem notes his approval on your permanent record.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yes, but no one had made the obvious joke yet so I took the opportunity! I only regret that I couldn’t work in the shark.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The extremely delightful LEGO tuxedo cat is on sale at various retailers. (It may be even more on sale later in the week. Or sold out. Who knows.) I love it; I keep thinking I see Prem out of the corner of my eye, only too small, but no.

Prem has put LEGO in its place, so it's all good.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Prem disapproves. He is too far from Baltimore but he definitely feels that the turkey should feed his people.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I need this one
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Behold
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My office is a mess, but we have reached the point where I say “cave” and the boys get into one of their beds.

Only the teal blob is really a cave but I needed one word.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This isn’t even his final form! #caturday
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I ended up crashing yesterday afternoon and slept until my usual wake-up time this morning.

The cats must have agreed I needed it, because they didn’t wake me up at dinner time. They just…let it go.

The boys are very food-motivated AND very food-secure, which is honestly weird.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Specifically for @brethorsting.com on #caturday, the littlest OneBusAway users. They are much bigger now, but still occasionally bless transit with their presence.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
On the advice of my PT, I have invented a new (I’m sure it’s not new) exercise: kickstand-stance single-arm kettlebell press. She wanted me to stand on one leg but my brain refused to do that with a weight overhead. Esp since my coaches like to be underfoot.

Here my coaches are observing my form.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Give us this day our daily loaf. #caturday
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lazy leopard lounging high in a tree.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Prem hopes you are keeping him in his place.
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
My new game is putting the kibble ball inside the donut.

(Video of two cats inside a big felt cat bed/donut, pawing a kibble ball back and forth between them.)
October 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Look at the baby donut!
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Cloud is an intellectual.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Whoa
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Behold!
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Catching Pokemons:
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM