they should make a new MENSA but not about “IQ” but instead for coolness, where they test how well u can knock back a few beers and if u got jokes and eligibility is determined on if ur ability to hang is in the 98th percentile or above

I genuinely cannot think of a worse fate for an up-and-coming female indie artist to be put on the “sad girl starter pack” playlist on spotify like you’ve doomed yourself to a life of insufferable fans and no room for creativity or stylistic deviation

just realized my name isn’t connected to this account and nobody I know follows me so I can say whatever I want with impunity

oh that’s not-