1000 Worms
@1000worms.bsky.social
Working hard (with an erection) or hardly working?
You know what? I think Seann William Scott is great, and I'm tired of keeping it to myself.
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You know what? I think Seann William Scott is great, and I'm tired of keeping it to myself.
AJ Mendez apparently doesn't age? Or is actually aging in reverse???
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
AJ Mendez apparently doesn't age? Or is actually aging in reverse???
Hollywood has acquired the movie rights to my butt
August 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hollywood has acquired the movie rights to my butt
I think if someone told me that they didn't like the Tallgeese I'd probably attack them on sight.
August 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I think if someone told me that they didn't like the Tallgeese I'd probably attack them on sight.
Marky Mark had no right being in a movie as funny as The Other Guys.
July 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Marky Mark had no right being in a movie as funny as The Other Guys.
@guygavrielkay.bsky.social I finally had a chance to read your latest, and I'm glad I did. Thanks for another wonderfully touching experience.
June 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@guygavrielkay.bsky.social I finally had a chance to read your latest, and I'm glad I did. Thanks for another wonderfully touching experience.
Subscribe to my Patreon, because on the $1 tier you're legally allowed to kill me. You can also kill me on the $5 tier but I'm trying to save you a little bit of money.
You also get access to my special Discord where you can discuss various ways of killing me with fans from across the universe.
You also get access to my special Discord where you can discuss various ways of killing me with fans from across the universe.
June 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Subscribe to my Patreon, because on the $1 tier you're legally allowed to kill me. You can also kill me on the $5 tier but I'm trying to save you a little bit of money.
You also get access to my special Discord where you can discuss various ways of killing me with fans from across the universe.
You also get access to my special Discord where you can discuss various ways of killing me with fans from across the universe.
I want to start one of those braindead sites where I churn out articles "explaining" shit that happens on TV.
New episode of Family Guy explained: the dog's name is Brian, I think the baby is a 40 year old gay man, and the girl is actually Jackie from That 70's Show.
New episode of Family Guy explained: the dog's name is Brian, I think the baby is a 40 year old gay man, and the girl is actually Jackie from That 70's Show.
May 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I want to start one of those braindead sites where I churn out articles "explaining" shit that happens on TV.
New episode of Family Guy explained: the dog's name is Brian, I think the baby is a 40 year old gay man, and the girl is actually Jackie from That 70's Show.
New episode of Family Guy explained: the dog's name is Brian, I think the baby is a 40 year old gay man, and the girl is actually Jackie from That 70's Show.
Wearing sunglasses and hitting a vape while my family dies from preventable diseases we're too poor to cure. "Hell yeah, this is so cyberpunk."
May 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Wearing sunglasses and hitting a vape while my family dies from preventable diseases we're too poor to cure. "Hell yeah, this is so cyberpunk."
My biggest dream is to go down in history with a cool title. I want to be remember as something like "The Butcher of Arlington" or "The Fairfax Devil".
Need to brainstorm some ways of making that happen.
Need to brainstorm some ways of making that happen.
April 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My biggest dream is to go down in history with a cool title. I want to be remember as something like "The Butcher of Arlington" or "The Fairfax Devil".
Need to brainstorm some ways of making that happen.
Need to brainstorm some ways of making that happen.
I will give Eric Adams all of the flights to Turkey he can handle if, instead of running for reelection, he runs into a woodchipper.
April 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I will give Eric Adams all of the flights to Turkey he can handle if, instead of running for reelection, he runs into a woodchipper.
Because I'm tired of watching my country implode in real time I decided to sit down and nail a personal challenge that I've never managed to complete. I've decided that I'm going to spell the word "restaurant" correctly without using a spellcheck.
April 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Because I'm tired of watching my country implode in real time I decided to sit down and nail a personal challenge that I've never managed to complete. I've decided that I'm going to spell the word "restaurant" correctly without using a spellcheck.
I had a crush on Rita Repulsa when I was a kid.
I'm certain some kind of brain guy could analyze that and explain my entire subsequent life, but I just really liked her, okay?
I'm certain some kind of brain guy could analyze that and explain my entire subsequent life, but I just really liked her, okay?
March 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I had a crush on Rita Repulsa when I was a kid.
I'm certain some kind of brain guy could analyze that and explain my entire subsequent life, but I just really liked her, okay?
I'm certain some kind of brain guy could analyze that and explain my entire subsequent life, but I just really liked her, okay?
How about we "deport" racism? Never thought about that one, huh? Just get it out of h-
Wait what do you mean it was born here?
Wait what do you mean it was born here?
March 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
How about we "deport" racism? Never thought about that one, huh? Just get it out of h-
Wait what do you mean it was born here?
Wait what do you mean it was born here?
Eephus was really really good, you should absolutely watch it while you can.
March 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Eephus was really really good, you should absolutely watch it while you can.
Commander Cody, execute breakfast.
March 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Commander Cody, execute breakfast.
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We as a society must do whatever it takes to protect Nick Lutsko from retribution
Trump just announced Fox host Dan Bongino as his pick for deputy FBI director.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
February 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We as a society must do whatever it takes to protect Nick Lutsko from retribution
I love the little "M" that's on every tabby cat's forehead. I think it stands for "murder".
February 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love the little "M" that's on every tabby cat's forehead. I think it stands for "murder".
Top 5 continents:
1 - N. America
2 - Zealandia
3 - Africa
4 - Pangea
5 - Australia
Sorry to the losers but your shit sucks.
1 - N. America
2 - Zealandia
3 - Africa
4 - Pangea
5 - Australia
Sorry to the losers but your shit sucks.
February 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Top 5 continents:
1 - N. America
2 - Zealandia
3 - Africa
4 - Pangea
5 - Australia
Sorry to the losers but your shit sucks.
1 - N. America
2 - Zealandia
3 - Africa
4 - Pangea
5 - Australia
Sorry to the losers but your shit sucks.
I work at computer and phew boy, let me tell you... big things are coming.
February 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I work at computer and phew boy, let me tell you... big things are coming.
Section 31 was kind of bad.
January 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Section 31 was kind of bad.
Things started going downhill for the Frog Wizards when the Cancer Ghouls teamed up with the Star Vampires.
January 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Things started going downhill for the Frog Wizards when the Cancer Ghouls teamed up with the Star Vampires.
That Scrooge guy might have actually just been driven insane from mercury poisoning.
December 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
That Scrooge guy might have actually just been driven insane from mercury poisoning.
Starting to think this Merrick Garland guy is a bit of a bitch.
December 25, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Starting to think this Merrick Garland guy is a bit of a bitch.
Drinking seawater and telling people I'm on a Mediterranean diet.
December 12, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Drinking seawater and telling people I'm on a Mediterranean diet.