1000 Worms
@1000worms.bsky.social
Working hard (with an erection) or hardly working?
I am deeply and madly in love with the sabertooth tiger. We are planning on adopting and starting a family.
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I am deeply and madly in love with the sabertooth tiger. We are planning on adopting and starting a family.
Alcoholic beverage control
September 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Alcoholic beverage control
I'm tired of waiting.
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm tired of waiting.
Bless, thank you for this.
June 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Bless, thank you for this.
Back in the day we just read David Icke books in private, like civilized goddamn human beings. We kept that shit to ourselves.
June 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Back in the day we just read David Icke books in private, like civilized goddamn human beings. We kept that shit to ourselves.
It's the only month it's legal to be gay, gotta cut loose and disrespect your surroundings.
June 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's the only month it's legal to be gay, gotta cut loose and disrespect your surroundings.
Up yours, woke moralists etc etc, we'll see who cancels who yadda yadda...
May 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Up yours, woke moralists etc etc, we'll see who cancels who yadda yadda...
This is all Brace, right?
May 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is all Brace, right?
I learned how to cook meth on 2011 Twitter. Someone just tweeted that for all to see.
May 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I learned how to cook meth on 2011 Twitter. Someone just tweeted that for all to see.
The Most Moral thing you can do is blow up starving people's food, followed closely by just killing them wholesale.
May 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Most Moral thing you can do is blow up starving people's food, followed closely by just killing them wholesale.
Thank you for this bounty.
April 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Thank you for this bounty.
Nope I fucked it up again
April 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Nope I fucked it up again