100Granddad
@100granddad.bsky.social
A stooge, a goon, a fool.
My secret public journal.
My secret public journal.
My brother caught up to one piece. He's current with the chapters. I started telling him in 2014. It only took 11 years but someone listened to me. It's a very rare experience in this world, where I feel heard. I'm so glad we can share this story.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My brother caught up to one piece. He's current with the chapters. I started telling him in 2014. It only took 11 years but someone listened to me. It's a very rare experience in this world, where I feel heard. I'm so glad we can share this story.
I have several family members who will put you on a forced march of YouTube videos. They will rewind them if you leave the room. A hell.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I have several family members who will put you on a forced march of YouTube videos. They will rewind them if you leave the room. A hell.
Having Uma Thurman from kill Bill in fortnite, just opens up every Tarantino movie to be in this game. Give me Jackie brown. Let me be Steve buscemi in reservoir dogs. Django. Now. Whoever played Charles Manson in once upon a Time in hollywood. Fuck it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Having Uma Thurman from kill Bill in fortnite, just opens up every Tarantino movie to be in this game. Give me Jackie brown. Let me be Steve buscemi in reservoir dogs. Django. Now. Whoever played Charles Manson in once upon a Time in hollywood. Fuck it.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
I have a New Hope poster, a return of the Jedi poster, and a promotional image from a magazine of Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker all hanging in my room. I have 3 pictures of Mark Hamill in my room on my walls. There isn't even a fictional lady with 3 spots lol (Leia is on 2, so Carrie is a close 2nd)
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I have a New Hope poster, a return of the Jedi poster, and a promotional image from a magazine of Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker all hanging in my room. I have 3 pictures of Mark Hamill in my room on my walls. There isn't even a fictional lady with 3 spots lol (Leia is on 2, so Carrie is a close 2nd)
I was so stoned last night my friend's dad walked in and I didn't recognize him silhouetted in my doorway, but I said what's up, and he said you bastards, and then my brother recognized him and it's been an incredibly long night
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I was so stoned last night my friend's dad walked in and I didn't recognize him silhouetted in my doorway, but I said what's up, and he said you bastards, and then my brother recognized him and it's been an incredibly long night
Sometimes people quote me and I go yeah that sounds like me LOL. And we have a good laugh. And then sometimes people quote me and I go and yes I believe that. Why would I have not said that. I'll say it twice right now. They are different experiences. But both do happen
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sometimes people quote me and I go yeah that sounds like me LOL. And we have a good laugh. And then sometimes people quote me and I go and yes I believe that. Why would I have not said that. I'll say it twice right now. They are different experiences. But both do happen
Is not, the eternal conflict of man, "I don't respect any of you, and I wish you all the best. I hope nothing bad happens to you. But I understand that you might be dumb enough to make bad decisions. I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone. But I know that it will." How do you deal with that?
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Is not, the eternal conflict of man, "I don't respect any of you, and I wish you all the best. I hope nothing bad happens to you. But I understand that you might be dumb enough to make bad decisions. I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone. But I know that it will." How do you deal with that?
I just saw a really insane and out of touch advertisement for an Antarctic luxury cruise. The luxury of cruising the Antarctic is the fact that you are still alive. We live in a very bizarre world right now
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I just saw a really insane and out of touch advertisement for an Antarctic luxury cruise. The luxury of cruising the Antarctic is the fact that you are still alive. We live in a very bizarre world right now
Coughing too hard in the parking lot and scaring the ladies
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Coughing too hard in the parking lot and scaring the ladies
I opened my notes app and the first one just said, "Doing the Cotton-Eyed Joe dance while weeping." And then nothing else.
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I opened my notes app and the first one just said, "Doing the Cotton-Eyed Joe dance while weeping." And then nothing else.
A couple days ago I was all drunk with my brother and his friends. And he just kept turning to the speaker and yelling "Alexa Play Cher"
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A couple days ago I was all drunk with my brother and his friends. And he just kept turning to the speaker and yelling "Alexa Play Cher"
They should do an episode of Beavis and Butthead where they want to go to WrestleMania but it's in Riyadh. And somehow they make it. I don't have time to fill in the middle. I just know that I want to see that.
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They should do an episode of Beavis and Butthead where they want to go to WrestleMania but it's in Riyadh. And somehow they make it. I don't have time to fill in the middle. I just know that I want to see that.
I'm honestly so tired that I might just like vomit
September 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm honestly so tired that I might just like vomit
My brother has finally resorted to reading the One piece manga as opposed to waiting for new episodes of the show, and I am so proud of him. I'm so happy for him. Lol he is 30 chapters away from being caught up, and he will probably do it casually at work. This rules lol
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My brother has finally resorted to reading the One piece manga as opposed to waiting for new episodes of the show, and I am so proud of him. I'm so happy for him. Lol he is 30 chapters away from being caught up, and he will probably do it casually at work. This rules lol
Dude, do yourself a favor and go rewatch The original xXx. It aged like fine wine. Between ramstein and the first scene and jumping every conceivable obstacle on a motorcycle, this shits golden.
September 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dude, do yourself a favor and go rewatch The original xXx. It aged like fine wine. Between ramstein and the first scene and jumping every conceivable obstacle on a motorcycle, this shits golden.
I've never been more tempted to start a podcast then when I'm talking to my brother's friend. Because I'll tell him hey man I agree with you and I love you, and he'll say "no wait f*** just stop hold on" and then continue whatever he was saying. It would be 3 hours every day. We could pull this off.
September 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I've never been more tempted to start a podcast then when I'm talking to my brother's friend. Because I'll tell him hey man I agree with you and I love you, and he'll say "no wait f*** just stop hold on" and then continue whatever he was saying. It would be 3 hours every day. We could pull this off.
I've had a very strange epiphany. A lot of people call Jackson Pollock a hack. And I mean like yeah he was. But I've been putting colors on canvas recently. And it occurred to me, Jackson Pollock was just wasted. And like that's a well-known fact. But also as someone who's wasted, I was like, OHHHHH
September 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I've had a very strange epiphany. A lot of people call Jackson Pollock a hack. And I mean like yeah he was. But I've been putting colors on canvas recently. And it occurred to me, Jackson Pollock was just wasted. And like that's a well-known fact. But also as someone who's wasted, I was like, OHHHHH
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Call me Gwen Stefani the way I'm walking through the spider webs
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Call me Gwen Stefani the way I'm walking through the spider webs
Have you ever walked through a spider web and it just wrapped around your head and the only option was to pull your entire shirt off?
August 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Have you ever walked through a spider web and it just wrapped around your head and the only option was to pull your entire shirt off?
Have you ever walked through a spider web so thick you could hear it ripping as you passed through it?
August 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Have you ever walked through a spider web so thick you could hear it ripping as you passed through it?
I think I just broke my wrist at work and honestly I'm just more embarrassed than I am injured. And I got to tell you that I am actually incredibly injured. But I am even more embarrassed.
July 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I think I just broke my wrist at work and honestly I'm just more embarrassed than I am injured. And I got to tell you that I am actually incredibly injured. But I am even more embarrassed.