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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️

@11lizzie.bsky.social

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I collect baseball cards & nail polish ⚾️💅🏼 • my job is yinzer 🏴‍☠️ • PC: Ke’Bryan, Skenes, everyone MLB • crafty ✂️🪡 • birb spotter 🐦‍⬛👀 • polyJAMorous 🤘🎧 • occasional nuisance ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆☁︎ she/her 🏳️‍🌈 ♈︎ ♐︎ ♑︎ https://11lizzie.carrd.co

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · Nov 7

trying to be put my energy into something positive in this new space. I started a baseball women starter pack 🫶⚾️ go.bsky.app/QyKWhsb

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 4h

we’re free from a repeat d*dgers/y*nkees WS thanks to Canada 🥹

Silhouette of a bad bitch with her arms up and chains breaking in front of a sunset

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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 4h

GOOD FOR BASEBALL.

Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 4h

The AL's representative in the World Series will either be the Tigers (haven't been since 2012), Blue Jays (haven't been since 1993), or the Mariners (have never played in a World Series).

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 7h

he’s just like me fr

MLB Trade Rumors 1 min ago: “Bo Bichette Resumes Light Jogging”

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samueljoseph51.bsky.social @samueljoseph51.bsky.social · 9h

A Hereford cow wearing a Mariner hat contemplating whether or not to walk into the ocean. Goms

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 9h

the crop was not intentional, but they don’t need to be perceived rn 😂 my right thumb tip is being held together by vibes and nail glue lol

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 9h

oh? 👀

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 9h

the NL Central is built on chaos and cannot be trusted lol, though I will say the brewers were definitely our strongest soldier this season

Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 9h

everybody give it up for midday spoonful of peanut butter straight from the jar

open jar of peanut butter in my lap and me holding up a spoonful of pb

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 10h

you and the Bluejays are pretty much the only things left to protect us from an even more boring d*dgers/y*nkees WS

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 10h

mariners what the fuck are you DOING

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 12h

If the DUMP HERE guy gets another Cal Raleigh home run ball today I think it will fix everything

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 2d

what the hell did the brewers put in their wheaties this season

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 3d

“they’re handing them out like hotcakes” love that for you bluejays 🥞

Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 3d

VLAD JR YOU DID IT

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Kerry @kerrylyn130.bsky.social · 5d

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was

a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "

Alt: a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 6d

god dammit Red Sox

Star Warrs Obi Wan GIF

Alt: Obi Wan screaming “you were the chosen one!”

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weird lil goblin @ginamarina.bsky.social · 7d

Working on a lil project

Knitted squares of various colors, each square has a letter and they spell "FUCK ICE"

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 7d

The team is cooking on some things, including a “zen mode” that can serve as a feature gate for a bundle of settings that turn down the volume on outrage and toxicity.

More on the product direction:

bsky.social/about/blog/0...

Building Healthier Social Media: Updated Guidelines and New Features - Bluesky

Public discourse on social media has grown toxic and divisive, but unlike other platforms, Bluesky is building a social web that empowers people instead of exploiting them.

bsky.social

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 7d

I gotta, would rather have a useless left arm than have both bothering me 😅

I feel super lucky bc I usually end up running a low fever after getting both, but this time all I’ve felt so far is a sore arm

Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 7d

omg you’re right! my pharmacist is a friend of a friend and she rules 🤝

Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 7d

get bent RFK Jr

My upper arm with two red and white bandaids from getting my updated flu and Covid-19 shots

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 8d

I just need the other 28 teams to understand that if they let the pirates sneak into a wildcard spot, the dodgers will not be a problem in the postseason

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 8d

the pirates had an “exceeds expectations” starting rotation in 2025

2 seconds into their offseason and they’ve fired the pitching coach

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 8d

oop 🫢

squidward in bed looking terrorized (los Angeles dodgers) while SpongeBob in an oversized cowboy hat dances outside the window in the distance (Pittsburgh pirates)

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 8d

they should invent an NL Central bottom feeder that’s built for terrorizing the dodgers

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