12dollars.bsky.social
@12dollars.bsky.social
I got banned from [redacted] for telling [redacted] to [redacted] himself
I have the worlds most special little cat :)
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
going to do my own version of dry january where i don't have any chowder. wish me luck
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
going to a gumbo party tomorrow and I don't think I've ever been so excited for an event as a concept in my life. going to eat so much gumbo I'm never invited back again
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
when I started letting NYC transplants into my life I began to encounter a shocking number of Utahns
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Woman next to me on the train ignoring a call from “Edgar 9” as she browses Facebook. How many Edgars is she balancing?
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s a shame Pharrell never got up to anything after N.E.R.D. went on hiatus. That guy had some potential
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
going to have two sunflower seed butter and jelly sandwiches today. just putting that out there
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every clip I see from this administration brings me one step closer to becoming a libertarian. You’re seriously telling me my fucking tax dollars paid for this shit?
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
youtu.be/hqlVpEREVjA?... the world wasn't ready for galaxie 500 with kazoo...huh!
Galaxie 500 - Live 1990 MTV 120minutes - Best version
YouTube video by ScottishTeeVee
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Algorithm has correctly pegged me as a pervert but keeps trying to serve me gay hockey show content as a consequence. Won’t be watching that!
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
when I was in middle school I thought young adulthood would feel like an Interpol song. can't say that's been the case
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reposted
calibri is woke bc it sounds ethnic (italian). times new roman is antiwoke bc it has the word Roman in it (based).
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
man walking down myrtle on a phone call, paused, said "you're gorgeous mami" to me, went back to his phone call and kept it moving the whole time. only correct way to catcall. efficient, classic compliment, and absolutely no expectation of reciprocation. take notes!
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Being mummified might feel nice for a bit
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
they should've let buffy sainte-marie get away with it
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Surgically enhancing my feet.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bicurious Christmas
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wish I had known earlier in life that every single ounce of joy I glean out of this life is an act of rebellion in a country and world that profits off of the insecurity and unhappiness of our most vulnerable populations. At least I get it now ^_^
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Geico really knocked it out of the park with that little gecko fella.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ultimate passenger princex mode achieved Chris massaged my carsickness acupressure point while driving
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO GEESE. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO CAMERON WINTER. this is your one warning
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Honestly catholic schools should be abolished. They traumatize good children and make misbehaving children more annoying
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
me and chris are irishmaxxing today...i just finished intermezzo, we had colcannon for lunch and are watching the dead (1987). he was also watching fitzcarraldo but i don't know if it counts when klaus kinski's playing an irishman
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM