An alternate universe,
A simpler universe,
A better universe,
With a kinder Garfield:
"Hi Jonathan, could I have some linguini? Only if it's not too much trouble!"
A simpler universe,
A better universe,
With a kinder Garfield:
"Hi Jonathan, could I have some linguini? Only if it's not too much trouble!"
January 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
An alternate universe,
A simpler universe,
A better universe,
With a kinder Garfield:
"Hi Jonathan, could I have some linguini? Only if it's not too much trouble!"
A simpler universe,
A better universe,
With a kinder Garfield:
"Hi Jonathan, could I have some linguini? Only if it's not too much trouble!"
I wanna mash teeth like a fish wants water
January 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wanna mash teeth like a fish wants water
Now that Christmas is done, do we all just lay down until the new year?
December 26, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Now that Christmas is done, do we all just lay down until the new year?
The kids are bundled up like Eskimos
the chestnuts are roasting by the open fire
the fire is too open
it's raging out of hand
Sadly, all I put on my list this year was fireworks and accelerants.
the chestnuts are roasting by the open fire
the fire is too open
it's raging out of hand
Sadly, all I put on my list this year was fireworks and accelerants.
December 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The kids are bundled up like Eskimos
the chestnuts are roasting by the open fire
the fire is too open
it's raging out of hand
Sadly, all I put on my list this year was fireworks and accelerants.
the chestnuts are roasting by the open fire
the fire is too open
it's raging out of hand
Sadly, all I put on my list this year was fireworks and accelerants.
I ain't saying Christmas is run by big-present. But I'm not not saying that.
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I ain't saying Christmas is run by big-present. But I'm not not saying that.
Why don't people use peanut M&M's in cookies? It would just be... Better
December 12, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Why don't people use peanut M&M's in cookies? It would just be... Better
I think it was Plato who said "grab me and toss me against the wall if you think you can you weak little pig bitch"
It's crazy how that still rings true today
It's crazy how that still rings true today
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I think it was Plato who said "grab me and toss me against the wall if you think you can you weak little pig bitch"
It's crazy how that still rings true today
It's crazy how that still rings true today
As a dom, can I eat a sub sandwich if I spit on it first?
December 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
As a dom, can I eat a sub sandwich if I spit on it first?
Filipino? No.
I'm trying to flip-a-pino.
(I'm in the wine reselling business and my numbers are dangerously low)
I'm trying to flip-a-pino.
(I'm in the wine reselling business and my numbers are dangerously low)
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Filipino? No.
I'm trying to flip-a-pino.
(I'm in the wine reselling business and my numbers are dangerously low)
I'm trying to flip-a-pino.
(I'm in the wine reselling business and my numbers are dangerously low)
I love seeing hot people die. Sue me.
#hotgirlshit
#hotgirlshit
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I love seeing hot people die. Sue me.
#hotgirlshit
#hotgirlshit
There's more fresh air in the subway than on the streets of New York.
That's because Eric Adams is up there. Somewhere. Breathing... Waiting.
That's because Eric Adams is up there. Somewhere. Breathing... Waiting.
December 2, 2024 at 10:53 PM
There's more fresh air in the subway than on the streets of New York.
That's because Eric Adams is up there. Somewhere. Breathing... Waiting.
That's because Eric Adams is up there. Somewhere. Breathing... Waiting.
Even 13 Shrimp have bad days every once and awhile!
Not 8 shrimp though, they're steller
Not 8 shrimp though, they're steller
October 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Even 13 Shrimp have bad days every once and awhile!
Not 8 shrimp though, they're steller
Not 8 shrimp though, they're steller
Field of study?
If there's a field, I don't care smart he is, I'm frolickin'.
If there's a field, I don't care smart he is, I'm frolickin'.
October 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Field of study?
If there's a field, I don't care smart he is, I'm frolickin'.
If there's a field, I don't care smart he is, I'm frolickin'.
Reposted by 13 Shrimp
when god closes a door you can just open it again. that's one of the main features of doors
October 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
when god closes a door you can just open it again. that's one of the main features of doors
I'm not really planning on posting my art or porn. Is that... Okay?
Is that allowed?
Is that allowed?
October 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I'm not really planning on posting my art or porn. Is that... Okay?
Is that allowed?
Is that allowed?
I'm not edging my friend. I'm queer-baiting God.
October 21, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I'm not edging my friend. I'm queer-baiting God.
I'm bisexual. Which means I'm gay but scared of my father.
October 21, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I'm bisexual. Which means I'm gay but scared of my father.
Both of my legs are broken and I'm still running.
It hurts so much and I'm moving very very slowly.
It hurts so much and I'm moving very very slowly.
October 21, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Both of my legs are broken and I'm still running.
It hurts so much and I'm moving very very slowly.
It hurts so much and I'm moving very very slowly.
List of interests for algorithm:
Goofs
Gaffs
Silly bits
Jokes
That one scene from Megalopolis where Adam Driver says "go back to the club"
Memes
Haha's
Goofs
Gaffs
Silly bits
Jokes
That one scene from Megalopolis where Adam Driver says "go back to the club"
Memes
Haha's
October 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
List of interests for algorithm:
Goofs
Gaffs
Silly bits
Jokes
That one scene from Megalopolis where Adam Driver says "go back to the club"
Memes
Haha's
Goofs
Gaffs
Silly bits
Jokes
That one scene from Megalopolis where Adam Driver says "go back to the club"
Memes
Haha's
Held my breath for 3 hours once (only taking breaks to breath).
Anyone know the number for Guinness?
Anyone know the number for Guinness?
October 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Held my breath for 3 hours once (only taking breaks to breath).
Anyone know the number for Guinness?
Anyone know the number for Guinness?
Hey baby, you wanna fight over what a normal amount of deer to have seen in your lifetime is for 3 years?
Because... I don't... But I will because you're wrong and I'm right
Because... I don't... But I will because you're wrong and I'm right
October 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Hey baby, you wanna fight over what a normal amount of deer to have seen in your lifetime is for 3 years?
Because... I don't... But I will because you're wrong and I'm right
Because... I don't... But I will because you're wrong and I'm right
I'm gonna do for gamers what Nelson Mandela did for whatever country he did all that stuff he did to in
October 19, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I'm gonna do for gamers what Nelson Mandela did for whatever country he did all that stuff he did to in
Feet footstuff toes wiggling toes heel socks foot shoes sucking wigglers
Alright, now that I've gotten the attention of the freaks...
I hadn't thought this far ahead
Alright, now that I've gotten the attention of the freaks...
I hadn't thought this far ahead
October 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Feet footstuff toes wiggling toes heel socks foot shoes sucking wigglers
Alright, now that I've gotten the attention of the freaks...
I hadn't thought this far ahead
Alright, now that I've gotten the attention of the freaks...
I hadn't thought this far ahead