Dunc the halls with boughs of Schaafsma
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Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Some clown just tried to convince me that the events of this show "have happened". Yeah, right. I think I'd know if there was some psychic meat man running around fucking shit up.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Some clown just tried to convince me that the events of this show "have happened". Yeah, right. I think I'd know if there was some psychic meat man running around fucking shit up.
It came in the pack like this. I call it the Multimillionaire Megabite.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It came in the pack like this. I call it the Multimillionaire Megabite.
Alright, mate, calm down.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Alright, mate, calm down.
Post-Halloween tip: draw a line under the mouth of anything ghost-shaped and BOOM, now you got a Christmas polar bear
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Post-Halloween tip: draw a line under the mouth of anything ghost-shaped and BOOM, now you got a Christmas polar bear
Hi three, There
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hi three, There
Okay now come on
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Okay now come on
Watching Taskmaster with my new friend Cocos 🥰
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Watching Taskmaster with my new friend Cocos 🥰
cute the way youtube music completely does not understand that it isn't my primary music app
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
cute the way youtube music completely does not understand that it isn't my primary music app
forgot how many gigantic cranes there are in this city for a sec and briefly thought someone had paid a skywriter to spell the message WAMVAMVWAWA
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
forgot how many gigantic cranes there are in this city for a sec and briefly thought someone had paid a skywriter to spell the message WAMVAMVWAWA
Wordle 1,553 1/6
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Three times. I think I may have nearly reached the end of Wordle. There'll be a boss level tomorrow. Sorry about that.
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Three times. I think I may have nearly reached the end of Wordle. There'll be a boss level tomorrow. Sorry about that.
September 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Wordle 1,553 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Three times. I think I may have nearly reached the end of Wordle. There'll be a boss level tomorrow. Sorry about that.
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Three times. I think I may have nearly reached the end of Wordle. There'll be a boss level tomorrow. Sorry about that.
Diddle Diddle Doughnut
September 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Diddle Diddle Doughnut
Me if it turns out it's not true:
August 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Me if it turns out it's not true:
Never in my life seen a two-digit code before. What is the point. You may as well have a guess at this point, 1% chance of getting a free meal
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Never in my life seen a two-digit code before. What is the point. You may as well have a guess at this point, 1% chance of getting a free meal
Everyone post your greatest ever one-time passcodes
This seems remarkably insecure to me
This seems remarkably insecure to me
July 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Everyone post your greatest ever one-time passcodes
This seems remarkably insecure to me
This seems remarkably insecure to me
There's scaffolding outside my building for a paintwork job and now I spend all hours of the day resisting the call of the forbidden balcony
July 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
There's scaffolding outside my building for a paintwork job and now I spend all hours of the day resisting the call of the forbidden balcony
Had this "frog frappe" in a cafe - it was good but not £7 good. Though tbf in this economy most of that was probably the Freddo.
July 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Had this "frog frappe" in a cafe - it was good but not £7 good. Though tbf in this economy most of that was probably the Freddo.
Just spent the night in Room 101, a place of unending misery and all the worst things imaginable. Well, it was a Travelodge.
July 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just spent the night in Room 101, a place of unending misery and all the worst things imaginable. Well, it was a Travelodge.
I bid a fond farewell to my new favourite #Taskmaster series, while ringing in the new lineup, for which I am incredibly excited. It truly is a great day to be a Taskmaster fan.
But also, specifically, this Taskmaster fan.
But also, specifically, this Taskmaster fan.
July 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I bid a fond farewell to my new favourite #Taskmaster series, while ringing in the new lineup, for which I am incredibly excited. It truly is a great day to be a Taskmaster fan.
But also, specifically, this Taskmaster fan.
But also, specifically, this Taskmaster fan.
Ooh, tricky one.
June 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Ooh, tricky one.
me when i get lost and wander onto a farm:
June 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
me when i get lost and wander onto a farm:
So I must kill you and three others
May 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So I must kill you and three others
Pope no, actually.
April 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Pope no, actually.
The Mayor of Birmingham's dog is called Duncan 😭
April 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Mayor of Birmingham's dog is called Duncan 😭
Had a nice day staring into Joe Lycett's Brum Hole
April 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Had a nice day staring into Joe Lycett's Brum Hole