Dunc the halls with boughs of Schaafsma
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Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
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modifying the block button to say "send user to my puzzle dungeon"
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
modifying the block button to say "send user to my puzzle dungeon"
There comes a point in life when "Christmas list" goes from meaning the presents you ask for to the people you're buying for and the year that happens is the year you become an adult I think
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There comes a point in life when "Christmas list" goes from meaning the presents you ask for to the people you're buying for and the year that happens is the year you become an adult I think
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A fun Christmas breakfast is Baileys poured over Ferrero Rocher. I call it Executive Coco Pops.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A fun Christmas breakfast is Baileys poured over Ferrero Rocher. I call it Executive Coco Pops.
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uh EXCUSE ME, creep, but my eyes are DOWN HERE. That's RIGHT. I had surgery to have them put on my nipples. why? Because I'm a PERVERT, that's WHY.
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
uh EXCUSE ME, creep, but my eyes are DOWN HERE. That's RIGHT. I had surgery to have them put on my nipples. why? Because I'm a PERVERT, that's WHY.
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If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
I'm not sure I've ever heard a Sabrina Carpenter song without having heard a parody cover of it first and that's very indicative of the comedy-above-all-else algorithm I've curated for myself
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm not sure I've ever heard a Sabrina Carpenter song without having heard a parody cover of it first and that's very indicative of the comedy-above-all-else algorithm I've curated for myself
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I milked the dregs from my seen-better-days toothpaste tube.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I milked the dregs from my seen-better-days toothpaste tube.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
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I was assigned Christmas Tree at birth but some days I feel more like one of those games where you have to catch a ball in a cup
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was assigned Christmas Tree at birth but some days I feel more like one of those games where you have to catch a ball in a cup
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Sandie Peggie sounds like the worst possible recipe variation of Sex On The Beach
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sandie Peggie sounds like the worst possible recipe variation of Sex On The Beach
Not every app needs a yearly recap. I just got a wrap-up from my banking app. I don't want to read that. Some things are best left unsummarised.
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not every app needs a yearly recap. I just got a wrap-up from my banking app. I don't want to read that. Some things are best left unsummarised.
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Just got my Internet Wrapped - I looked at three websites seven million times
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just got my Internet Wrapped - I looked at three websites seven million times
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most Christmas songs: winter is so great! let's dash through the snow! tee hee! it's cuddling weather!
in the bleak midwinter: shut the fuck up. want some water? TOO BAD IT'S FUCKING STONE YOU DICK
in the bleak midwinter: shut the fuck up. want some water? TOO BAD IT'S FUCKING STONE YOU DICK
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
most Christmas songs: winter is so great! let's dash through the snow! tee hee! it's cuddling weather!
in the bleak midwinter: shut the fuck up. want some water? TOO BAD IT'S FUCKING STONE YOU DICK
in the bleak midwinter: shut the fuck up. want some water? TOO BAD IT'S FUCKING STONE YOU DICK
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My favourite nine people from Red Dwarf are Craig, Charles, Chris, Barrie, Danny, John, Jules, Robert and Llewellyn
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My favourite nine people from Red Dwarf are Craig, Charles, Chris, Barrie, Danny, John, Jules, Robert and Llewellyn
me shouting at four unrelated men on a zebra crossing on penny lane: wrong one guys
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
me shouting at four unrelated men on a zebra crossing on penny lane: wrong one guys
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I enjoyed that a lot. STICK THE LANDING. STICK THE FUCKING LANDING. BARCLAY BETTER NOT BE THE MASTER. DON'T BRING BACK THE ANDROGUMS AS MASSIVE CGI VILLAINS. TENNANT? STAY AWAY. TOVEY? FUCKE DAT FYSH.
#russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats
#russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I enjoyed that a lot. STICK THE LANDING. STICK THE FUCKING LANDING. BARCLAY BETTER NOT BE THE MASTER. DON'T BRING BACK THE ANDROGUMS AS MASSIVE CGI VILLAINS. TENNANT? STAY AWAY. TOVEY? FUCKE DAT FYSH.
#russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats
#russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats
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Klepto-Bismol, to be taken twice daily
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Klepto-Bismol, to be taken twice daily
bees fly and flies be. or is it the other way around
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bees fly and flies be. or is it the other way around
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YouTube video essay idea: The Ificationification of YouTube Video Essays
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
YouTube video essay idea: The Ificationification of YouTube Video Essays
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Zesting a lemon has grate a peel.
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Zesting a lemon has grate a peel.
i'm ordering fish and chips, do you want any tart arse horse or whatever on yours
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i'm ordering fish and chips, do you want any tart arse horse or whatever on yours
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
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my spotify listening age jumped 20 years when i started letting your mom pick our fuck music
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my spotify listening age jumped 20 years when i started letting your mom pick our fuck music
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[Liam Gallagher watching old Bond movies]
anyway, here's Thunderball.
anyway, here's Thunderball.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
[Liam Gallagher watching old Bond movies]
anyway, here's Thunderball.
anyway, here's Thunderball.
Last week, I was approached by two separate people asking if I knew Jesus, and a couple of days ago, a guy just handed me a free Qur'an. I'm hoping someone will try and convert me to Judaism next week, then I'll have completed the Holy Trinity.
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Last week, I was approached by two separate people asking if I knew Jesus, and a couple of days ago, a guy just handed me a free Qur'an. I'm hoping someone will try and convert me to Judaism next week, then I'll have completed the Holy Trinity.
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Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.