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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk

@15schaa.bsky.social

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Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet. Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · Nov 18

Dumps crappy network at last - swapping over is fantastic! (4-3)

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah it's great innit

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 1d

I sometimes randomly remember that I've seen the first 2 episodes of TM21 and get excited about the fact that happened again.

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Cole-amityville Horror @kim-tey.bsky.social · 19h

😌🙏

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 18h

Contactless payments? Excellent. No notes.

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 1d

Eeeegggggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
ohh breakfast time's the meal i love the most
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

Good shout. He also had a bumper sticker that said "my other car has a father of three tied up in the back" so you might be onto something

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

passed a car with the personalised number plate HO57 AGE which may be the wildest one I've ever seen. Someone check that guy's basement pronto.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1d

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

What, the one about the show where people open instructions on folded paper sealed with wax?

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 1d

I've just heard someone say 'so you're basically killing two birds for the price of one'.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

I disagree. They call it a nectar-ine. I'm sat there tasting of its holy flesh and expecting its divine juices to transform my earthly body into that of, at the very least, a demigod. Where's my eternal youth, nectarine?

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

it's autism autumn bitches

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

Particularly true about the Taskmaster House but also just how I feel about regular life

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

The number of times already I've said to myself the entire phrase "nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house..."

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

The number of times already I've said to myself the entire phrase "nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house..."

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

mood

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steffi🥛(dir. john carpenter) @diversestripes.bsky.social · 2d

my only true purpose in life really is watching taskmaster

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

Watching Taskmaster with my new friend Cocos 🥰

Taskmaster S20E5 on TV in the background, a ginger cat plush that looks strangely familiar in the foreground

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2d

I do love that scene in The Reality War

15: "What are you doing here?!"
13: "I've been plunked from me timestream! Should ah tell Yaz ah luv 'er?"
15: "No. You never do. Not even in the Big Finish audios"
13: "Ah, that's a reet shame"
15: "..."
13: "Kerblam were a bit shit, wan'tit?"

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

okay now what the HELL is going on with Stiffkey

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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 3d

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is emitting a deep bellow saying "Yet." The subtitle has a lot of Es, he's really elongating that word.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 3d

Ivory smugglers? Tsk, tsk!

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 3d

May we all make lucrative careers of being the silly little guys and massive perverts we are.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 3d

The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me

www.worldofmoose.com/products/con...

Cartoon showing a man reading from a dictionary to another. He says "So, it turns out confirmation bias means exactly what I expected it to mean|"

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 3d

We all think we're Statler & Waldorf
But we're not
We're a whole website full of Fozzie Bears

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 3d

I wish grievous acts of violence upon the team responsible for that Just Eat abomination. Tentacle porn is being shown on television at all hours of the day. My every thought is thunk to the tune of Mariah Carey's Fantasy. What more I could want is to be LEFT. THE FUCK. IN PEACE. Please. Have mercy.