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@1peculiarchik.bsky.social
I love books, gnomes and coffee. A little bit crafty, a lot sassy. No filter and mostly no Fs given
X is a no go but I hate the way this site has conversations all discombobulated. Anyway. How are all my American friends doing? Mental health check in
July 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
X is a no go but I hate the way this site has conversations all discombobulated. Anyway. How are all my American friends doing? Mental health check in
I saw a man standing on one leg at the ATM
Confused, I asked him what he was doing…..
He said: Just checking my balance
Confused, I asked him what he was doing…..
He said: Just checking my balance
November 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I saw a man standing on one leg at the ATM
Confused, I asked him what he was doing…..
He said: Just checking my balance
Confused, I asked him what he was doing…..
He said: Just checking my balance
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk,
but I never got the chants
😂🥁
but I never got the chants
😂🥁
November 17, 2023 at 3:41 AM
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk,
but I never got the chants
😂🥁
but I never got the chants
😂🥁
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom???
Because the p is silent
Because the p is silent
November 9, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom???
Because the p is silent
Because the p is silent
I used to really hate facial hair
But it’s starting to grow on me
But it’s starting to grow on me
November 9, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I used to really hate facial hair
But it’s starting to grow on me
But it’s starting to grow on me
I accidentally sprayed body spray in my mouth
Now I talk with an axe scent
Now I talk with an axe scent
November 8, 2023 at 8:25 PM
I accidentally sprayed body spray in my mouth
Now I talk with an axe scent
Now I talk with an axe scent
4 great religious truths:
1) Muslims don't recognize Jews as God's chosen people
2) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah
3) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world
4)Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters
1) Muslims don't recognize Jews as God's chosen people
2) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah
3) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world
4)Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters
October 28, 2023 at 12:22 AM
4 great religious truths:
1) Muslims don't recognize Jews as God's chosen people
2) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah
3) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world
4)Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters
1) Muslims don't recognize Jews as God's chosen people
2) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah
3) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world
4)Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
October 22, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
I have a pet termite.
His name is Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
His name is Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
September 14, 2023 at 2:36 PM
I have a pet termite.
His name is Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
His name is Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times.
September 10, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times.
I’ve noticed a rise in the use of glass coffins. Will they be popular??
Remains to be seen
🥁😂
Remains to be seen
🥁😂
September 10, 2023 at 12:27 AM
I’ve noticed a rise in the use of glass coffins. Will they be popular??
Remains to be seen
🥁😂
Remains to be seen
🥁😂
Most people have heard of Karl Marx the philosopher but few know of his sister Onya the Olympic runner.
Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
🥁😂
Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
🥁😂
September 8, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Most people have heard of Karl Marx the philosopher but few know of his sister Onya the Olympic runner.
Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
🥁😂
Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
🥁😂
The best Safe Word you can use is
Meatloaf
It means:
I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
Meatloaf
It means:
I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
September 7, 2023 at 9:56 PM
The best Safe Word you can use is
Meatloaf
It means:
I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
Meatloaf
It means:
I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
Where do bad rainbows 🌈go?
Prism
It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect.
Prism
It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect.
August 24, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Where do bad rainbows 🌈go?
Prism
It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect.
Prism
It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect.
Ever wondered how to correctly gender an ant? Put them in a bowl of water.
If it sinks - girl ant
If it floats - boy ant
BaDumCha 🥁
If it sinks - girl ant
If it floats - boy ant
BaDumCha 🥁
August 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Ever wondered how to correctly gender an ant? Put them in a bowl of water.
If it sinks - girl ant
If it floats - boy ant
BaDumCha 🥁
If it sinks - girl ant
If it floats - boy ant
BaDumCha 🥁
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
Feefiphobia
Feefiphobia
August 20, 2023 at 3:44 PM
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
Feefiphobia
Feefiphobia
Make sure your voice is heard!
Just boosting it for people who may not be on the hellsite.
https://twitter.com/FaeJohnstone/status/1681654894489485314
https://twitter.com/FaeJohnstone/status/1681654894489485314
August 19, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Make sure your voice is heard!
My Trailer Park Kitties. IYKYK
August 19, 2023 at 2:42 PM
My Trailer Park Kitties. IYKYK
Yes I have ADHD
Always
Doing
Oh man, I forgot that I was supposed to feed the cats
Wait, what was I doing…
Always
Doing
Oh man, I forgot that I was supposed to feed the cats
Wait, what was I doing…
yeah i have ADHD
Ass
Dat
Hunts
Dilfs
Ass
Dat
Hunts
Dilfs
yeah i have ADHD
Always
Doing
Hot girl
Dthings
Always
Doing
Hot girl
Dthings
August 19, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Yes I have ADHD
Always
Doing
Oh man, I forgot that I was supposed to feed the cats
Wait, what was I doing…
Always
Doing
Oh man, I forgot that I was supposed to feed the cats
Wait, what was I doing…
Canadian crumpets just aren’t the same as British ones, but what’s a girl to do??
August 19, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Canadian crumpets just aren’t the same as British ones, but what’s a girl to do??
The world is on fire and it hurts my heart to see so many people losing everything and some their lives. Then I see garbage about space lasers burning the world so the elite can take over or some shit. No humanity anymore, just conspiracy bullshit everywhere I look.
August 19, 2023 at 2:13 PM
The world is on fire and it hurts my heart to see so many people losing everything and some their lives. Then I see garbage about space lasers burning the world so the elite can take over or some shit. No humanity anymore, just conspiracy bullshit everywhere I look.
If you are into:
•Books (collecting AND reading)
•Gnomes
•Mermaids
•Sloths
•Good coffee
•Good edibles
•Tattoos
•Mugs
•Food (I’m a big foodie)
•Travel
and if you are:
•Weird
•Sarcastic
•Filter free
•Inclusive
Then hit me up!!
•Books (collecting AND reading)
•Gnomes
•Mermaids
•Sloths
•Good coffee
•Good edibles
•Tattoos
•Mugs
•Food (I’m a big foodie)
•Travel
and if you are:
•Weird
•Sarcastic
•Filter free
•Inclusive
Then hit me up!!
August 19, 2023 at 2:47 AM
If you are into:
•Books (collecting AND reading)
•Gnomes
•Mermaids
•Sloths
•Good coffee
•Good edibles
•Tattoos
•Mugs
•Food (I’m a big foodie)
•Travel
and if you are:
•Weird
•Sarcastic
•Filter free
•Inclusive
Then hit me up!!
•Books (collecting AND reading)
•Gnomes
•Mermaids
•Sloths
•Good coffee
•Good edibles
•Tattoos
•Mugs
•Food (I’m a big foodie)
•Travel
and if you are:
•Weird
•Sarcastic
•Filter free
•Inclusive
Then hit me up!!
Hi!!
I am trying this out because the Xbird app is a hellscape. I’m a mum of two adult kids. I have 4 cats. I’m inclusive of all who don’t hate. She/her. Pan. Old AF and overweight, but living my best life so who cares.
I am trying this out because the Xbird app is a hellscape. I’m a mum of two adult kids. I have 4 cats. I’m inclusive of all who don’t hate. She/her. Pan. Old AF and overweight, but living my best life so who cares.
August 19, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Hi!!
I am trying this out because the Xbird app is a hellscape. I’m a mum of two adult kids. I have 4 cats. I’m inclusive of all who don’t hate. She/her. Pan. Old AF and overweight, but living my best life so who cares.
I am trying this out because the Xbird app is a hellscape. I’m a mum of two adult kids. I have 4 cats. I’m inclusive of all who don’t hate. She/her. Pan. Old AF and overweight, but living my best life so who cares.