merry lizmas
@lizzzard.bsky.social
she/they, 29, new england, minors DNI 🔞
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assert dominance over your male coworkers by getting a girly yankee swap gift for the christmas party
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
assert dominance over your male coworkers by getting a girly yankee swap gift for the christmas party
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being single is so humbling like what do you mean i’m manifesting a text back
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
being single is so humbling like what do you mean i’m manifesting a text back
i’m gonna turn this country from a patriarchy to a nonbinaryarchy
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i’m gonna turn this country from a patriarchy to a nonbinaryarchy
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wtf is an enbie
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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wtf is an enbie
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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quick: everyone guess who was a very good girl at the groomer today
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
quick: everyone guess who was a very good girl at the groomer today
quick: everyone guess who was a very good girl at the groomer today
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
quick: everyone guess who was a very good girl at the groomer today
according to my brain, the best way to navigate negative emotions is to beat yourself up for having them in the first place
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
according to my brain, the best way to navigate negative emotions is to beat yourself up for having them in the first place
been a while since i’ve gotten added to an “annoying” or “bad vibes” mute list, looks to me like it’s time to be obnoxious again
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
been a while since i’ve gotten added to an “annoying” or “bad vibes” mute list, looks to me like it’s time to be obnoxious again
hungies for dunkies
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
hungies for dunkies
can’t sleep, thinking about dick
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
can’t sleep, thinking about dick
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achieving flow state playing stardew valley
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
achieving flow state playing stardew valley
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the something they’re onto is psychosis!
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
the something they’re onto is psychosis!
this is Not Going Well i am going BANANAS
The English Teacher is abysmal at texting back and i’m not gonna see him til monday i’m so in the trenches guys
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
this is Not Going Well i am going BANANAS
i just wanna be someone’s priority
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i just wanna be someone’s priority
being single is so humbling like what do you mean i’m manifesting a text back
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
being single is so humbling like what do you mean i’m manifesting a text back
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i made my dog an appointment at the luxury day spa (petsmart) for tomorrow morning
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i made my dog an appointment at the luxury day spa (petsmart) for tomorrow morning
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i think it’s actually very cool and good to not post videos of your children going through difficult moments
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i think it’s actually very cool and good to not post videos of your children going through difficult moments
removing my ovaries and popping them like orbeez
maybe if i get a radical hysterectomy i’ll stop going insane over men
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
removing my ovaries and popping them like orbeez
maybe if i get a radical hysterectomy i’ll stop going insane over men
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
maybe if i get a radical hysterectomy i’ll stop going insane over men
what games should i buy on sale today if i like sims, stardew valley, and animal crossing?
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
what games should i buy on sale today if i like sims, stardew valley, and animal crossing?
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🩷 let's make some magic 🩷
last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.
it's time to run it back.
last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.
it's time to run it back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🩷 let's make some magic 🩷
last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.
it's time to run it back.
last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.
it's time to run it back.
the something they’re onto is psychosis!
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
the something they’re onto is psychosis!
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if u say charlie kirk 3 times in the mirror he appears and says “ughwagughhahh”
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
if u say charlie kirk 3 times in the mirror he appears and says “ughwagughhahh”