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@lizzzard.bsky.social

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · Nov 14

smoking weed until i forget we have a government

don draper finding contentment in the last scene of made men

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 9h

if you’re looking for a starter pack filled to the brim with juice then boy do i have the thing for you

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h

if you say “liberal” in the mirror 3 times, a bsky mod shows up and bans you for 24 hours

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h

Welcome to bluesky, the team running the place hates you, please enjoy these oldheads during your brief stay

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 20h

fuck i’m supposed to be going on a date in an hour and i’m not showered and my apartment is a MESS time to go into ADHD superhero mode

lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 20h

crucible stans wya

lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 20h

i saw goody liz with the devil!!!

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 20h

i fear that if i were one of the women being prosecuted during the salem witch trials that i would not have made it. i do way too much weird shit.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21h

Very straightforwardly detained by secret police for speech. I honestly don't know what establishment figures are telling themselves any more to avoid cognitive dissonance over this shit.

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 23h

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d

she is my everything

lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d

i restarted my island and was lucky enough to get her like immediately and she said she hoped this would be the beginning of a lifelong friendship and i thought of all the times she’s brought me joy in dark times when i’ve used animal crossing as a coping mechanism. anyway video games rule

lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d

i just started tearing up because i love this villager so much, someone please take away my switch