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lizard
@lizzzard.bsky.social
she/they, 29, new england, minors DNI 🔞
mediocrity taylor green
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
meningitis taylor green
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
LFG
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i’m so HE’S BEEN THINKING ABOUT MEEEEEE
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
happy to be of service
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
truly smarter than all of us in every way
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
you and i are in the same boat my friend
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
if you don’t know any of these memes, congratulations, you have not had contact with gen alpha yet
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i’ll keep you posted on his thoughts. he is very witty and will have a good riff. he would be a great poster if he wasn’t anti-posting
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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a dick by any other name would smell as crazy
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
when the english teacher who i just started seeing eventually (hopefully) becomes my boyfriend i’m gonna show him this post
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you fucking nailed it
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
SLAY PAT
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
if you’re wondering the song was “ivy” by miss taylor
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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falling for an English teacher??? That’s what I call ,A Positive, phrase,,, folks
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
my bit of the day was pulling out books written by awful conservative politicians and saying “hey i found another one for you”
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
😤😤😮‍💨
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i got his number and we’re hanging out next weekend. safe to say now i’m falling for an english teacher
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM