Giraffe Witch Lesbian Imp
1slmusic.bsky.social
Giraffe Witch Lesbian Imp
@1slmusic.bsky.social
My name is Max

18F, She/They🏳️‍⚧️, mostly just here for positivity. I’ll post pics of my cat maybe if I feel like it.

DMs are open(I definitely bite)
The other day I was sitting down when this girl came over and plopped next to me to go to sleep.

Her name is Billie Peepers. She’s only a few months old and we love her very much.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The question I get asked most frequently is, "Michael, what is your opinion of the Wikipedia page on doors?" Well, here are my full and honest thoughts
September 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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i love my wip pics because out of context they just. i dont know. this is like 4 croissants
September 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
@justanoval.com Your jumbo shrimp helped me recover from my wisdom teeth being removed.

I can’t lay down because it causes pain in my jaw, so I had to angle my head up while resting That said, I needed something soft enough to cradle my head while doing that so the pressure isn’t enough.

(1/2)
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
@tallbart.com isn’t this what that PP Jordanson guy is always on about?
August 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Just a bunch of muzzled or masked, drugged out dogs snarling and pressing on each other or stomping their boots to the rhythm of the loud, bassy music, strobing lights just like in the chambers they got broken in

(Someone is going to reply "this is just describing a <band> concert")
April 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The cultural shock I get from this app being full of people who take care of animals, have a healthy sex life, are in healthy relationships, don’t make jokes at their own expense, and are honest about sensitive topics.

Is this what normal people are like on social media?
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Trans people will see a hyperboloid and say “fuck yeah”
May 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Finally gonna get to see this lil stinker after weeks of nada. Can’t wait to come home from uni for exactly a week before my summer course starts
April 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Found outside my local diner. Somebody failed to follow the instructions
April 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bada bing!
January 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM