itsgonnaBmay
@1tsgonnabmay.bsky.social
25, girl(?), she/they, 🌈lesbian🌈, ✨auDHD✨, leftist, spectre haunting the dreams of the average GB news viewer, enjoyer of video games, amatuer writer, bad film connoisseur
Me: oh boy I'm alone with my dad for one minute I hope he doesn't say anything racist
My dad: NEW ANY% RACISM IN CONVERSATION WITH MY DAUGHTER SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD
My dad: NEW ANY% RACISM IN CONVERSATION WITH MY DAUGHTER SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me: oh boy I'm alone with my dad for one minute I hope he doesn't say anything racist
My dad: NEW ANY% RACISM IN CONVERSATION WITH MY DAUGHTER SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD
My dad: NEW ANY% RACISM IN CONVERSATION WITH MY DAUGHTER SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD
Attention UK residents: do you want news sites to be banned from putting information appeals about missing people behind a paywall? Sign my petition and share this post: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Ban news sites from putting appeals about missing people behind a paywall
Introduce a new law banning websites from requiring payment or acceptance of advertising cookies to view an article if the article is an appeal for information about the subject of an active missing p...
petition.parliament.uk
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Attention UK residents: do you want news sites to be banned from putting information appeals about missing people behind a paywall? Sign my petition and share this post: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Reposted by itsgonnaBmay
The Conservatives left us one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world.
Labour was elected to reverse that damage.
Right-wing deregulation and letting greed rip failed.
National renewal means breaking with that model and restoring nature like we promised.
Labour was elected to reverse that damage.
Right-wing deregulation and letting greed rip failed.
National renewal means breaking with that model and restoring nature like we promised.
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The Conservatives left us one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world.
Labour was elected to reverse that damage.
Right-wing deregulation and letting greed rip failed.
National renewal means breaking with that model and restoring nature like we promised.
Labour was elected to reverse that damage.
Right-wing deregulation and letting greed rip failed.
National renewal means breaking with that model and restoring nature like we promised.
Reposted by itsgonnaBmay
Our culture and heritage have been eroded, not by immigrants, but by Thatcherism and corporate greed.
The answer isn’t bitterness or scapegoating.
People are right to be angry with a rotten system that’s let them down—real patriotism means rebuilding our communities.
My op-ed piece for LFF. 👇
The answer isn’t bitterness or scapegoating.
People are right to be angry with a rotten system that’s let them down—real patriotism means rebuilding our communities.
My op-ed piece for LFF. 👇
On patriotism and national decline
Prioritisation of corporate wealth and privatisation have threatened our heritage and eroded our culture far more than immigration ever has
leftfootforward.org
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Our culture and heritage have been eroded, not by immigrants, but by Thatcherism and corporate greed.
The answer isn’t bitterness or scapegoating.
People are right to be angry with a rotten system that’s let them down—real patriotism means rebuilding our communities.
My op-ed piece for LFF. 👇
The answer isn’t bitterness or scapegoating.
People are right to be angry with a rotten system that’s let them down—real patriotism means rebuilding our communities.
My op-ed piece for LFF. 👇
Since #trumpisdying can we get Celebration by Kool and the Gang to number one when he finally drops dead?
August 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Since #trumpisdying can we get Celebration by Kool and the Gang to number one when he finally drops dead?
"autogynephilia" is such a dumb concept women admiring your tits in the mirror is your god given right and that goes for trans women too. It's not creepy to feel hot because it's a trans woman doing it (also has "women being sexualised by men is fine but they're sluts if they do it themself" energy)
August 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"autogynephilia" is such a dumb concept women admiring your tits in the mirror is your god given right and that goes for trans women too. It's not creepy to feel hot because it's a trans woman doing it (also has "women being sexualised by men is fine but they're sluts if they do it themself" energy)
Do you know a really easy way to not lose your job for being a fascist? Don't be a fascist
And do you want to know the second easiest way? If you are a fascist, keep your fucking mouth shut
And do you want to know the second easiest way? If you are a fascist, keep your fucking mouth shut
July 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do you know a really easy way to not lose your job for being a fascist? Don't be a fascist
And do you want to know the second easiest way? If you are a fascist, keep your fucking mouth shut
And do you want to know the second easiest way? If you are a fascist, keep your fucking mouth shut
"B- b- but it's not fair if I lose my job for being a fascist! It's just my opinion!"
Well well well if it isn't the person who wants everyone else to suffer suffering and expecting me to care
Well well well if it isn't the person who wants everyone else to suffer suffering and expecting me to care
July 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"B- b- but it's not fair if I lose my job for being a fascist! It's just my opinion!"
Well well well if it isn't the person who wants everyone else to suffer suffering and expecting me to care
Well well well if it isn't the person who wants everyone else to suffer suffering and expecting me to care
This looks fucking adorable
Star Garden launches its Kickstarter campaign in early August!
But before that, we’re releasing a FREE multiplayer and Lumi Garden demo on Steam. Coming soon, stay tuned!
But before that, we’re releasing a FREE multiplayer and Lumi Garden demo on Steam. Coming soon, stay tuned!
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This looks fucking adorable
Reposted by itsgonnaBmay
The Conservatives governed for the ultra-rich.
They left millions in poverty and reliant on foodbanks.
The system is broken, particularly for disabled people.
More benefits cuts are not the solution.
Disabled people deserve dignity, not destitution.
MPs must vote NO.
They left millions in poverty and reliant on foodbanks.
The system is broken, particularly for disabled people.
More benefits cuts are not the solution.
Disabled people deserve dignity, not destitution.
MPs must vote NO.
June 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The Conservatives governed for the ultra-rich.
They left millions in poverty and reliant on foodbanks.
The system is broken, particularly for disabled people.
More benefits cuts are not the solution.
Disabled people deserve dignity, not destitution.
MPs must vote NO.
They left millions in poverty and reliant on foodbanks.
The system is broken, particularly for disabled people.
More benefits cuts are not the solution.
Disabled people deserve dignity, not destitution.
MPs must vote NO.
Me literally every time I take paracetamol: better check that the instructions say I can take two just in case these are 501mg tablets just to fuck with me
June 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me literally every time I take paracetamol: better check that the instructions say I can take two just in case these are 501mg tablets just to fuck with me
If they're going to police gender presentation in the US can someone arrest JD Vance for his atrocious eyeliner
May 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If they're going to police gender presentation in the US can someone arrest JD Vance for his atrocious eyeliner
Transphobes are fighting to keep queer people out of schools but as a queer person I would like to start fighting for tranphobes to stay in schools so they can learn the difference between a pronoun, an adjective, and a noun
May 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Transphobes are fighting to keep queer people out of schools but as a queer person I would like to start fighting for tranphobes to stay in schools so they can learn the difference between a pronoun, an adjective, and a noun
@respectthedead.bsky.social last night I had a dream that Elon Musk died and I was so disappointed when I woke up but I thought you should know that in my dream I said I was looking forward to the Respect the Dead episode about him and I still am he just needs to die first
May 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
@respectthedead.bsky.social last night I had a dream that Elon Musk died and I was so disappointed when I woke up but I thought you should know that in my dream I said I was looking forward to the Respect the Dead episode about him and I still am he just needs to die first
Maybe women in the US should just start telling doctors they're pregnant so the doctor feels like there will be actual consequences for medical negligence
May 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Maybe women in the US should just start telling doctors they're pregnant so the doctor feels like there will be actual consequences for medical negligence
Me: why does Everything Hurt
My body: you stood up for maybe an hour consecutively
Me: I'm literally 24 years old
My body: that's what you get for having joints that bend too far you piece of shit 🖕🖕
My body: you stood up for maybe an hour consecutively
Me: I'm literally 24 years old
My body: that's what you get for having joints that bend too far you piece of shit 🖕🖕
May 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me: why does Everything Hurt
My body: you stood up for maybe an hour consecutively
Me: I'm literally 24 years old
My body: that's what you get for having joints that bend too far you piece of shit 🖕🖕
My body: you stood up for maybe an hour consecutively
Me: I'm literally 24 years old
My body: that's what you get for having joints that bend too far you piece of shit 🖕🖕
Sometimes it's the ones who are supposed to support you that hurt you the most 😔 like today when the underwire in my bra poked out through the fabric and started stabbing me
May 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Sometimes it's the ones who are supposed to support you that hurt you the most 😔 like today when the underwire in my bra poked out through the fabric and started stabbing me
If you want women to have babies like they did in the 50s, start taxing the rich at the rates they were taxed in the 50s
April 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you want women to have babies like they did in the 50s, start taxing the rich at the rates they were taxed in the 50s
When my parents were in their early 20s they were travelling the world and when I was 23 I was once pleasantly surprised by a notification that I was in overdraft because I was not aware that I ever wasn't in overdraft
April 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When my parents were in their early 20s they were travelling the world and when I was 23 I was once pleasantly surprised by a notification that I was in overdraft because I was not aware that I ever wasn't in overdraft
Just got dangerously close to openly dancing in my seat and lipsyncing the lyrics to Pretty Fly for a White Guy on the bus perhaps I am the kind of white this song was made about. Devestating
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just got dangerously close to openly dancing in my seat and lipsyncing the lyrics to Pretty Fly for a White Guy on the bus perhaps I am the kind of white this song was made about. Devestating
Holy shit my brother gave me a pair of his old sweatpants and I can fit my entire phone in the pocket the disparity is real
April 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Holy shit my brother gave me a pair of his old sweatpants and I can fit my entire phone in the pocket the disparity is real
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
"we can't tell the kids about the gays or they'll get confused" you know who was confused? ME. I used to genuinely think "I hope I meet a woman before I have to marry a man:(" and I BELIEVED I LIKED MEN!!! I believed "people like women because they're hot and men for??? Idk their personality??"
March 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
"we can't tell the kids about the gays or they'll get confused" you know who was confused? ME. I used to genuinely think "I hope I meet a woman before I have to marry a man:(" and I BELIEVED I LIKED MEN!!! I believed "people like women because they're hot and men for??? Idk their personality??"
I'm so excited for the next kingdom hearts game every night I pray to God that we get to see This Wish featuring Sora, Donald, and Goofy following at an awkward distance and going "huh?" "I think she's talking about the king!" "*Donald Duck noises*!"
March 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm so excited for the next kingdom hearts game every night I pray to God that we get to see This Wish featuring Sora, Donald, and Goofy following at an awkward distance and going "huh?" "I think she's talking about the king!" "*Donald Duck noises*!"
Xigbar is the only good character in Kingdom Hearts send tweet
March 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Xigbar is the only good character in Kingdom Hearts send tweet