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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 56m

I’m just glad my ex husband’s mother is no longer with us so i can mark myself safe from Christ on the cross with her son’s face on

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

omg

none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

just a nice naked friend

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 2h

i didn’t click. i chose to believe he wanted a rubber friend with a familiar face.

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🅢🅗🅔🅔🅝🅐 @sheena-mck.bsky.social · 6h

This made me laugh more than it probably should 😂
#funny

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

I’m just flicking through; for reference, some menus, some words presumably I couldn’t spell, a few places. I’ve got inglan is a bitch by Linton Johnson (can’t remember why), twilight sad (f knows why I needed to google a band I’ve seen 30+ times) & a news story about a meteor from July 🤷‍♀️

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

oh no

Henning @henningo.com · 3h

I'm already upset about all the A.I. Christmas card designs that will inevitably be everywhere this year.

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

3 max on my laptop, but I’ve always got loads on my phone

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

hmm. yes. the henry cavill penis doll does seem a bit weird

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

looooooool

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

glad you are also pondering your ideal man doll

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

awwwww, that’s so sad, super fragile neuro mice

none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

suppose if you wanted a man sex doll you’d want it hairy, i just… i just had no idea is all

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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 5h

How do the 97% live

YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 6h

How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

just fascinated that it’s hairy

Queerty @queerty.com · 6h

Man buys a life-size, silicone, “anatomically correct” Henry Cavill doll & instantly goes viral - buff.ly/60q4z71

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

"ew gross, the sun" - Ickarus

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 4h

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 6h

A man threatened to kill me because I criticised the films of Yorgos Lantimos.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 18h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 7h

yes conrad, i have been fucked many times by people i would otherwise never have met

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 18h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 8h

average 30 year old - highly educated, had 47 jobs, sat in rented flat, can interrogate any subject through multiple frameworks and lenses

average 60 year old - sat in owned home, can remembur bread.

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 9h

oh wow, didn’t know this - so they can’t deal with bacteria/viruses? or is it just that they’re so indoor-ed they could never cope with outside? or both?

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 12h

I had to put together this chart to explain to one of my D&D groups how I categorize new players but I feel it actually has broader utility

a chart with 2 axis - one for golden retriever across to yeen, and another for himbo down to demon twink

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 12h

omg, I’m watching episode 3 and she’s still trying to call dodger even after pushing the baby out. Maxine, you cannot have sex right now, you need stitches

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 12h

ha ha

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 13h

have sex with repression

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