Emily (the normallest girl)
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2amwakeupcall.com
Emily (the normallest girl)
@2amwakeupcall.com
Imagine if you will a transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 28 years old

https://2amwakeupcall.com
i look like this btw
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
but if you look at the bottom of a screw, then clockwise has it moving to the left!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
consider
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i looked absolutely delectable last night. btw
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
who remembers
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
missed an f at the start of the second word there
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
why did she drive 8 hours before a workday? why did she do that? is she stupid?
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
THE WALKABLE CITY WHERE ALL MY FRIENDS AND LOVERS LIVE and can i also spend more than a week there pls im begging
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
unless that money and lodging extends past the end of the degree, i’d probably still get a computer degree cuz regrettably i do still need the money now. if money were no object even now, like. Sound design or Music production or something:3
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
honestly depends what doubts and early (feel free to dm if you wanna go into greater detail), but the advice i could’ve used early on is just Trust the plan, eat enough food, and you *will* blossom more than you ever could’ve dreamed
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i am awful hungry for fruits
December 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
merry christmas faggots
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
tfw your dad gives you earrings and necklace for dinner
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
oh go on then. have another emily in a dress picture
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
another emily dress pic has hit the skyline
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
anyway i bought this dress the other day
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
what
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
need attention may delete later
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
he’s ok but i prefer og crossdresser bugs bunny
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
IM PRO
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i do, thanks to all the beautiful ladies in my life 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
42
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
kinda anywhere but this shit ass country rn
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE A BETTER 2026 THAN 2025
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM