Emily (the normallest girl)
@2amwakeupcall.com
Imagine if you will a transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 28 years old
https://2amwakeupcall.com
https://2amwakeupcall.com
Pinned
Dead City, my sophomore album, is now available everywhere.
This album is about grief and loss, and the collapse of everything. But also about being able to put yourself together again after that. I’d really like you to hear it.
2amwakeupcall.com/deadcity to find it wherever you get music
This album is about grief and loss, and the collapse of everything. But also about being able to put yourself together again after that. I’d really like you to hear it.
2amwakeupcall.com/deadcity to find it wherever you get music
yeah i’ve got AGP. A Giant Penis
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
yeah i’ve got AGP. A Giant Penis
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All set for the show
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All set for the show
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yeah. wish i could save everyone though
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
yeah. wish i could save everyone though
you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t sa
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t save everyone, emily you can’t sa
congratulations 🥳
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
congratulations 🥳
have u checked a mirror lately
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
have u checked a mirror lately
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"Call me crazy but as I see children being kidnapped at their schools by federal officers and then those same agents turn around and blow a mother away on camera, I can't help but think about how the Democrats should moderate their message on this in three years"
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
"Call me crazy but as I see children being kidnapped at their schools by federal officers and then those same agents turn around and blow a mother away on camera, I can't help but think about how the Democrats should moderate their message on this in three years"
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yeah yeah yeah "zendaya is meechee" ass headline. why is mr beast looking to purchase a kpop group ? why can a billionaire buy a musical act ? is that okay with you ? is that the world you want to live in ? where MrBeat can buy your favorite band and decide what to do with it?
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains pleas to buy NewJeans
Danielle Addresses Bunnies As MrBeast Entertains Pleas To Buy NewJeans
South Korean label ADOR and K-pop group NewJeans have been embroiled in a heated legal saga for over a year, and it took an unexpected turn last month when the label terminated and sued Danielle, one-...
stereogum.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
yeah yeah yeah "zendaya is meechee" ass headline. why is mr beast looking to purchase a kpop group ? why can a billionaire buy a musical act ? is that okay with you ? is that the world you want to live in ? where MrBeat can buy your favorite band and decide what to do with it?
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People get mad at "shitlib", but the shitlibs are openly talking about how they want to go back to polite Obama era deportations as if that was not also violence
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
People get mad at "shitlib", but the shitlibs are openly talking about how they want to go back to polite Obama era deportations as if that was not also violence
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if the only response to an ICE agent shooting a woman in the face in front of her wife and child is the president saying 'he shouldn't have had to deal with how rude she was' YOU ARE ALREADY UNDER MARTIAL LAW.
This is the 'well Congress didn't declare it so we're not at war with Venezuela' of takes
This is the 'well Congress didn't declare it so we're not at war with Venezuela' of takes
So we’re all clear that Trump is escalating ICE raids so he can trigger retaliatory violence and then declare martial law to interfere with midterm elections, right?
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
if the only response to an ICE agent shooting a woman in the face in front of her wife and child is the president saying 'he shouldn't have had to deal with how rude she was' YOU ARE ALREADY UNDER MARTIAL LAW.
This is the 'well Congress didn't declare it so we're not at war with Venezuela' of takes
This is the 'well Congress didn't declare it so we're not at war with Venezuela' of takes
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Every reason to abolish ICE literally applies to local police, they perform the same functions on different demographics.
One thing that would help would be to distinguish ICE criticisms from the criminal justice critiques that gave rise to calls for defunding local police forces. ICE should never have existed. www.offmessage.net/p/abolish-ic...
January 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Every reason to abolish ICE literally applies to local police, they perform the same functions on different demographics.
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turning a big dial labeled "Gestapo Deserters"
keep up the fight, y'all
keep up the fight, y'all
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
turning a big dial labeled "Gestapo Deserters"
keep up the fight, y'all
keep up the fight, y'all
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i want all you "don't provoke them" "don't give them an excuse" "that's just what they want" people to imagine someone saying that in late 1930s germany and tell me what you think of that person
January 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i want all you "don't provoke them" "don't give them an excuse" "that's just what they want" people to imagine someone saying that in late 1930s germany and tell me what you think of that person
*taking furious notes *
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
*taking furious notes *
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Federal agent drew his gun and pointed it right at the face of a non violent protestor. THIS HAS TO STOP NOW
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Federal agent drew his gun and pointed it right at the face of a non violent protestor. THIS HAS TO STOP NOW
root and branch
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
root and branch
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if you ask me to do something at 3:00 I’m sorry that shits getting done tomorrow. 3:00 is 5:00. 10:00 is 9:00 (too early) and 11:00 is lunch time. sorry about it 💅
January 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
if you ask me to do something at 3:00 I’m sorry that shits getting done tomorrow. 3:00 is 5:00. 10:00 is 9:00 (too early) and 11:00 is lunch time. sorry about it 💅
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
can you hate the void? can you hate the cold vacuum of space? can you hate the empty air between being shoved off a bridge and hitting the water?
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
can you hate the void? can you hate the cold vacuum of space? can you hate the empty air between being shoved off a bridge and hitting the water?
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white people desperately trying to protect policing as they notice the rising consensus for abolishing ICE
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
white people desperately trying to protect policing as they notice the rising consensus for abolishing ICE
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This is a nothing burger. You can’t revamp evil
Some good suggestions from @brianbeutler.bsky.social. I think Rep Daniel Goldman offers a good start at how Dems might approach this going forward here:
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This is a nothing burger. You can’t revamp evil
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I'm not sure most people have any idea how often the answer to "why can't I get the municipal service I want" is "because the police union sends their heavies to budget meetings"
I heard WILD stories from a friend who was the arts rep to a midsized town's council. the cops basically had veto power!
I heard WILD stories from a friend who was the arts rep to a midsized town's council. the cops basically had veto power!
Meanwhile the Minnesota FOP literally released a statement saying "We stand arm in arm with ICE"
Local PD don't give a single fuck about regular citizens.
Local PD don't give a single fuck about regular citizens.
white people desperately trying to protect policing as they notice the rising consensus for abolishing ICE
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I'm not sure most people have any idea how often the answer to "why can't I get the municipal service I want" is "because the police union sends their heavies to budget meetings"
I heard WILD stories from a friend who was the arts rep to a midsized town's council. the cops basically had veto power!
I heard WILD stories from a friend who was the arts rep to a midsized town's council. the cops basically had veto power!
here on bluesky we call it the eternal november 2024
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
here on bluesky we call it the eternal november 2024