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Imagine if you will a transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 28 years old

https://2amwakeupcall.com
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Dead City, my sophomore album, is now available everywhere.

This album is about grief and loss, and the collapse of everything. But also about being able to put yourself together again after that. I’d really like you to hear it.

2amwakeupcall.com/deadcity to find it wherever you get music
i don’t want it to be forever
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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this is a huuuuuuuuuuge thing for me too. like at some point you're just doing this meme
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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pussy that makes your rod stewart
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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if you ask me what any of my posts mean i DO NOT KNOW. i just say words and then ascribe meaning to them after the fact
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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i want my sisters to define themselves aggressively not defensively
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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anyways i am krystal swords and i am a woman and i am also much more than a woman but i am a woman too
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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trans girl who gets 4-5 gender affirming surgeries just to be legible as a masc
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the thing about women is they’re just so soft
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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im incredibly boinkable
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the thing about being really hot is that being really hot is great, and having people tell you you’re really hot is also great
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
the thing is that making out with beautiful women? is good
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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would alanis morissette think it was ironic if i gave my wife blue balls the night before her orchiectomy
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
they paul mccartneyed trump
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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im gabi and im your mom now
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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soy milk is just oat milk that sucks
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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transitioning at 27 and becoming super hot is kind of like being tossed the keys to a ferrari when you’ve only ever driven a 2010 toyota corolla and told “figure it ou
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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One of the changes that OpenAI has made to make ChatGPT safer is a "take a break" nudge. There's something quite interesting about the design here. Which thing does it make you want to click?
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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they need to have separate lanes on the walkways for cishets and transsexuals + homos. cishets are too fucking slow get out of my gay way Kyle!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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make a roast. a vulgar roast... and then, and then, make it more vulgar... use the forbidden words... ahahahaha
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
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November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM