Emily (the normallest girl)
@2amwakeupcall.com
Imagine if you will a transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 28 years old
https://2amwakeupcall.com
https://2amwakeupcall.com
Pinned
Dead City, my sophomore album, is now available everywhere.
This album is about grief and loss, and the collapse of everything. But also about being able to put yourself together again after that. I’d really like you to hear it.
2amwakeupcall.com/deadcity to find it wherever you get music
This album is about grief and loss, and the collapse of everything. But also about being able to put yourself together again after that. I’d really like you to hear it.
2amwakeupcall.com/deadcity to find it wherever you get music
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The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
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there's a new skill in runescape called french
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
there's a new skill in runescape called french
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one of the most depressing things about being trans is seeing just how many people see misgendering and degendering as weapons to be brandished at any trans person who acts out of line
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
one of the most depressing things about being trans is seeing just how many people see misgendering and degendering as weapons to be brandished at any trans person who acts out of line
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I build spaces where queer people can experience joy. Where for one night, we say that we're going to keep the horror outside, and celebrate each other and the community we've built. A place where love can grow away from all the hate. That's my passion, and it's the best thing I can do right now.
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I build spaces where queer people can experience joy. Where for one night, we say that we're going to keep the horror outside, and celebrate each other and the community we've built. A place where love can grow away from all the hate. That's my passion, and it's the best thing I can do right now.
me and w
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
me and w
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gabi’s of the day
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
gabi’s of the day
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speedrunning transition by starting in a week where decades happen instead of a decade where nothing happens
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January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
speedrunning transition by starting in a week where decades happen instead of a decade where nothing happens
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Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
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I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
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would you guys cancel me if i made butter noodle dinner
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
would you guys cancel me if i made butter noodle dinner
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i need jon arbuckle's fat pussy. and im not talking about garfield
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i need jon arbuckle's fat pussy. and im not talking about garfield
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Any person who advocates for the existence of ICE is a fascist. Simple as that.
January 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Any person who advocates for the existence of ICE is a fascist. Simple as that.
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To quote some of the music of my times:
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES.
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES.
The MPD union, at least, has made it clear which side they are on.
This is the cost of DECADES of (everyone, everywhere) refusing to deal with the rising right-wing and white-nationalist involvement in policing.
This is the cost of DECADES of (everyone, everywhere) refusing to deal with the rising right-wing and white-nationalist involvement in policing.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
To quote some of the music of my times:
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES.
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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Fuck it- the colleague was me. I reported the posts (there we others not just me) and reported the account. For whatever reason @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app seems to have only removed the images and left the account up???
Ready for some answers @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app
Ready for some answers @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Fuck it- the colleague was me. I reported the posts (there we others not just me) and reported the account. For whatever reason @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app seems to have only removed the images and left the account up???
Ready for some answers @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app
Ready for some answers @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app
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jacob did you just concede that we’re fucking hostages?
"The question that you're basically asking is, can our cops arrest them? From a legal perspective, yes. From a practical perspective...they have bigger guns than we do." That's where we're at.
Look out for @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social on today's Bulwark Podcast with @timmiller.bsky.social!
Look out for @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social on today's Bulwark Podcast with @timmiller.bsky.social!
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
jacob did you just concede that we’re fucking hostages?
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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to all trans bitches: survive
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
to all trans bitches: survive
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Rush hour traffic sucks but it means Emily and I got to flip off the same cybertruck three times in a row
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Rush hour traffic sucks but it means Emily and I got to flip off the same cybertruck three times in a row
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6 months ago, Healey was bragging about her “regular working relationship with ICE”
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
6 months ago, Healey was bragging about her “regular working relationship with ICE”
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...