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2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too
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The Premier Podcast about Columbus Crew 2.
#CapyCrew #Crew96
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capybrava.bsky.social
#TBT: this wonderful goal by Coleman Gannon won us the Eastern Conference Final on this day in 2022:

www.mlsnextpro.com/video/goal-c...

#CapyCrew | #Crew96
GOAL: Coleman Gannon, Columbus Crew 2 - 119th minute | MLSNEXTPro.com
Official MLS NEXT Pro live matches, highlights, video series and features.
www.mlsnextpro.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
EPISODE 23 - 10/2/25

The season continues! The results, mostly the same. We press onward and take what good we can from it!

#CapyCrew #Crew96

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An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
EPISODE 22 - 8/27/25

New signings! Some great questions! Still need first teamers!

#Crew96 #CapyCrew

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Yet again I post this, updated with the latest results... Crew 1 have completely abandoned Crew 2 and it's hurting the Capys bad.

#Crew96 #CapyCrew
Table showing that the Crew 2 points per game without first team players is 0.45, 1.0 with them, 1.17 with more than 1, and 2.33 with more than 1 outfield first team player.
August 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Capys play today, here's a perfect primer (where I don't preview the upcoming game at all 😅) #CapyCrew
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · Jul 29
EPISODE 21 - 7/29/25

It's bleak, but we still love our guys! Some signs of hope for the future!

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

#Crew96 #CapyCrew
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
EPISODE 21 - 7/29/25

It's bleak, but we still love our guys! Some signs of hope for the future!

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

#Crew96 #CapyCrew
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
July 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Soliciting your takes/questions/etc. for the podcast recording tomorrow! Please and thank you, Capy Fans 😊
#CapyCrew
July 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Y'all know I try to be pretty positive, generally speaking. But at this point, I'm saying it. It's a little hyperbolic but I don't think I'm wrong.
#CapyCrew #Crew96
Gus Fring, a well dressed character played by Giancarlo Esposito, stands adjusting his suit and making an intense face. The text over it reads: "you don't like Issa Tall because he didn't sign a #9 when you wanted. I don't like Issa Tall because he completely abandoned Crew 2. We are not the same."
June 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Welcome back to Gio De Libera!!! First appearance for Crew 2 since September 2024. #CapyCrew
June 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
I crunched some numbers about our current season. I know it's not this simple, but we could be so good, y'all... #CapyCrew
A table with the following data about Columbus Crew 2 in MLS Next Pro this year. PPG with no First Teamers 0.67 PPG with First Teamers 1.00 PPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.17 PPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 2.33 Actual PPG 0.91 A table with the following data about Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season: For: GPG with no First Teamers 0.67 GPG with First Teamers 1.13 GPG with more than 1 First Teamer 0.83 GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 1.67 Against: GPG with no First Teamers 1.67 GPG with First Teamers 2.00 GPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.67 GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 0.33
June 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
But hey, Gio De Libera is back on the bench, so that's awesome. We DESPERATELY need him back in midfield. #CapyCrew
June 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
The #CapyCrew are playing no first teamers and a backline that includes 2 academy players

The Union II are starting 5 players with first team contracts and a player who has a senior cap for Venezuela.

This year has been incredibly frustrating. #Crew96 #MLSNextPro
June 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
EPISODE 20 - 6/18/25

Recent games! Tristan Brown's new contract! Bjork v. Stork! It's all here and it's a fun 24 minutes or so! Listen to the new episode today!

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

#Crew96 #CapyCrew
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
June 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
And of course, since the Crew and Crew 2 aren't saying it, Happy Pride Month! For this whole month, every episode is hosted by a queer person. Granted, it's the same for every episode, but still. #CapyCrew #Crew96
June 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Capys kickoff in an hour and and a half or so, here's a nice quick listen before then! #Crew96 #CapyCrew
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · May 30
EPISODE 19 - 5/30/25

I do not pull any punches with my thoughts about the FO and a certain recent decision they made that impacts the Capybaras...

#Crew96 #CapyCrew

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
June 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
EPISODE 19 - 5/30/25

I do not pull any punches with my thoughts about the FO and a certain recent decision they made that impacts the Capybaras...

#Crew96 #CapyCrew

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
May 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Hard, hard agree with this. I am genuinely upset at the FO for this. It's either the dumbest scheduling they could have possibly managed or it's straight up malicious. #Crew96 #CapyCrew
capybrava.bsky.social CapyBrava @capybrava.bsky.social · May 23
The team preaches about being one club, but then they schedule first team events during second team home games. This is actively hurting second team matchday experience and second team performance.

#CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #ShootsOwnFoot
May 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
All my love to Stas Lapkes after that rough challenge, hope he's OK ❤️ #Crew96 #CapyCrew
May 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Capybaras.
May 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
For the Thursday morning crowd!
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · Apr 30
EPISODE 18 - 4/30/25

Recaps! Thoughts on players! Thoughts on the FO! Please enjoy this new episode, Capy fans.

#CapyCrew #Crew96

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
EPISODE 18 - 4/30/25

Recaps! Thoughts on players! Thoughts on the FO! Please enjoy this new episode, Capy fans.

#CapyCrew #Crew96

metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.
April 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Putting out the Capy Signal for hot takes/questions/etc for the podcast, please!

#CapyCrew
April 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
Capys taken down by a very professional performance from Pittsburgh, sadly. Had a few chances that didn't get finished, but also had some luck on the defensive side.
#CapyCrew
April 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer
@meckmassive.bsky.social got a pal in the Discordecke who is at least somewhat in the area, do y'all ever get together in person to watch Crew games?
April 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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discordecke.soccer
Common experience in Columbus.
#Crew96 #CapyCrew
A comic entitled "celebrities shop at the store too" by mysillycomics. First panel is a person at the store looking at a can with the caption "........ peach time". Next panel is two hands reaching for a can of peaches. Next panel is Jacen Russell-Rowe looking amicable with the caption "Ah! So sorry!". Next panel is the aforementioned person who is very pleased to see Jacen with the caption "J... Jacen Russell-Rowe".
April 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM