Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra
@2swaggus.bsky.social
Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv.
If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off.
He/They
strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page
If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off.
He/They
strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page
i feel like shit, I just want her back
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i feel like shit, I just want her back
Star Detective Precure CD
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Star Detective Precure CD
hey, I've seen my mutuals describe me the same way
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
hey, I've seen my mutuals describe me the same way
16. My Name is Earl S1
Solid episodic comedy about a former lowlife trying to better himself the the world around him. Earl himself is a delightfully awkward bro, Randy has plenty of childlike whimsy, Joy is a vile but perfect counter to Earl, and it's nice seeing reoccurring side characters.
Solid episodic comedy about a former lowlife trying to better himself the the world around him. Earl himself is a delightfully awkward bro, Randy has plenty of childlike whimsy, Joy is a vile but perfect counter to Earl, and it's nice seeing reoccurring side characters.
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
16. My Name is Earl S1
Solid episodic comedy about a former lowlife trying to better himself the the world around him. Earl himself is a delightfully awkward bro, Randy has plenty of childlike whimsy, Joy is a vile but perfect counter to Earl, and it's nice seeing reoccurring side characters.
Solid episodic comedy about a former lowlife trying to better himself the the world around him. Earl himself is a delightfully awkward bro, Randy has plenty of childlike whimsy, Joy is a vile but perfect counter to Earl, and it's nice seeing reoccurring side characters.
15. Total Recall
Lot of good action sequences and incredible practical effects, all held together by a damn interesting question that looms over the entire premise, as well as the viewers, to this day. It's a fun watch.
Also, yes, there's a lady who flashes her three titties on-screen.
Lot of good action sequences and incredible practical effects, all held together by a damn interesting question that looms over the entire premise, as well as the viewers, to this day. It's a fun watch.
Also, yes, there's a lady who flashes her three titties on-screen.
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
15. Total Recall
Lot of good action sequences and incredible practical effects, all held together by a damn interesting question that looms over the entire premise, as well as the viewers, to this day. It's a fun watch.
Also, yes, there's a lady who flashes her three titties on-screen.
Lot of good action sequences and incredible practical effects, all held together by a damn interesting question that looms over the entire premise, as well as the viewers, to this day. It's a fun watch.
Also, yes, there's a lady who flashes her three titties on-screen.
14. Quake 2 Remastered
The remaster's made me appreciate this game more. Little tweaks to enemies and weapons keep it feeling fresh but familiar. All expansions are there, in addition to a dope new, original campaign and even an HD version of the N64 counterpart. Nightdive is cool like that.
The remaster's made me appreciate this game more. Little tweaks to enemies and weapons keep it feeling fresh but familiar. All expansions are there, in addition to a dope new, original campaign and even an HD version of the N64 counterpart. Nightdive is cool like that.
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
14. Quake 2 Remastered
The remaster's made me appreciate this game more. Little tweaks to enemies and weapons keep it feeling fresh but familiar. All expansions are there, in addition to a dope new, original campaign and even an HD version of the N64 counterpart. Nightdive is cool like that.
The remaster's made me appreciate this game more. Little tweaks to enemies and weapons keep it feeling fresh but familiar. All expansions are there, in addition to a dope new, original campaign and even an HD version of the N64 counterpart. Nightdive is cool like that.
this be the type of idol group that the pikmin and hocotatians would listen to
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
this be the type of idol group that the pikmin and hocotatians would listen to
someone just posted the primo reaction out of nowhere
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
someone just posted the primo reaction out of nowhere
I have reached the promised land
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I have reached the promised land
that's oomf
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January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
that's oomf
Finally, some actual honest western journalism
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Finally, some actual honest western journalism
mary jane is the right of all sentient beings
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
mary jane is the right of all sentient beings
13. Kimi to Idol Precure
Man, I don't know with this one. It is a damn consistent roller coaster with some great highs and some questionable lows. Might warrant a rewatch later down the line to get my full opinion on this.
Purirun is eternal, though.
Man, I don't know with this one. It is a damn consistent roller coaster with some great highs and some questionable lows. Might warrant a rewatch later down the line to get my full opinion on this.
Purirun is eternal, though.
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
13. Kimi to Idol Precure
Man, I don't know with this one. It is a damn consistent roller coaster with some great highs and some questionable lows. Might warrant a rewatch later down the line to get my full opinion on this.
Purirun is eternal, though.
Man, I don't know with this one. It is a damn consistent roller coaster with some great highs and some questionable lows. Might warrant a rewatch later down the line to get my full opinion on this.
Purirun is eternal, though.
12. The Lego Ninjago Movie
I know little about Lego itself, much less Ninjago, but even then I found this one entertaining. If anything, seeing the main bad guy also be a deadbeat father gave me laughs.
I know little about Lego itself, much less Ninjago, but even then I found this one entertaining. If anything, seeing the main bad guy also be a deadbeat father gave me laughs.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
12. The Lego Ninjago Movie
I know little about Lego itself, much less Ninjago, but even then I found this one entertaining. If anything, seeing the main bad guy also be a deadbeat father gave me laughs.
I know little about Lego itself, much less Ninjago, but even then I found this one entertaining. If anything, seeing the main bad guy also be a deadbeat father gave me laughs.
these could fix me
January 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
these could fix me
11. Free Guy
Whole thing feels like someone wanted a script about games but only had Fortnite and GTA 5 youtube videos from 5+ years ago as reference.
I was high as fuck during the groupwatch and even that couldn't save me from wondering who the fuck this was aimed at the entire time.
Whole thing feels like someone wanted a script about games but only had Fortnite and GTA 5 youtube videos from 5+ years ago as reference.
I was high as fuck during the groupwatch and even that couldn't save me from wondering who the fuck this was aimed at the entire time.
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 PM
11. Free Guy
Whole thing feels like someone wanted a script about games but only had Fortnite and GTA 5 youtube videos from 5+ years ago as reference.
I was high as fuck during the groupwatch and even that couldn't save me from wondering who the fuck this was aimed at the entire time.
Whole thing feels like someone wanted a script about games but only had Fortnite and GTA 5 youtube videos from 5+ years ago as reference.
I was high as fuck during the groupwatch and even that couldn't save me from wondering who the fuck this was aimed at the entire time.
no lie, this is how the average decor pikmin is designed
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
no lie, this is how the average decor pikmin is designed