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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra
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Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv.

If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off.

He/They

strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page
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Daifuku parties [not so] alone. #precure
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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this both includes and is especially relevant if the thing Some Asshole is posting is in some way bigoted, like if you spend all your time dunking on every tom dick and harry who posts smth transphobic eventually you start to convince yourself that's the entire world

don't do that to yourself
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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the gamification of posting with every social network having some form of upvote is the worst thing to happen to posting maybe ever

i promise you the dopamine you get dunking on Some Asshole is not worth the sadness and anger from convincing yourself Some Asshole is worth spending mental energy on
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Literal holy grail is up on ebay right now
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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It took way longer than I anticipated but I finally have finished Lillian and Nyammy
#curelillian #curenyammy #wonderfulprecure #prettycure #art #digitalart #chibi
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
dude, this game kicks ass
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
anyone play that new game called pikmin? Weird as fuck, but I think it has potential
post like it’s 2001
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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In a post-Share button world, it's been very hard to tell what games are actually hitting. It takes effort to post clips or fan art.

That new Digimon game has some fan art.
Death Stranding 2? Very few clips
Yotei? A little here
Kirby? You would think it's the biggest game in the world right now
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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elon fucking killed a major piece of not only driving game discussion, but also sheer inherent word-of-mouth advertising. it has no doubt kneecapped many small- and mid-sized titles and i can't even tell what big games are popping off right now unless they have a Little Guy people wanna doodle
In a post-Share button world, it's been very hard to tell what games are actually hitting. It takes effort to post clips or fan art.

That new Digimon game has some fan art.
Death Stranding 2? Very few clips
Yotei? A little here
Kirby? You would think it's the biggest game in the world right now
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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She’s a GUARDIAN because she’s always SERVING the people 💅✨
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Today #KirbyAirRiders releases AND it's Transgender Remembrance Day 🏳️‍⚧️🌟
#kirby #kirbyairride #videogames #art
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
the idea of ubisoft going down in my lifetime and the rayman ip being sold off cheap to someone who will do something with it is one of the few forces keeping me on this plane of existence
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Rayman Origins boss design
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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high as fuck and i just made a strawpage AMA

pikminweed.straw.page
February 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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i knew you were Gubble when you walked in
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i aint ever had masala chai and coincidentally, I've never lived
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
color me fuckin' surprised
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
actin like the flying dutchman and his dining sock whenever I forget to bring a plushie with me out to eat
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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omg Komugi from Precure, whoever made that is based.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM