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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra
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Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv.

If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off.

He/They

strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page
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Daifuku parties [not so] alone. #precure
cant wait for easter time so I can indulge in my favorite seasonal activity of getting high and scarfing down peeps
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
if nintendo really understood its audiences, they would allow weed growing in the next animal crossing
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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Every bullshit bigoted permission white Americans allowed over the years—from George Floyd to anti-vaxxers to transphobes to “eating the dogs” to not wearing masks during COVID to anti-DEI—because doing anything about it would’ve meant confronting their bigoted loved ones, has led to this right now
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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If you consult the graph
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 AM
no lie, this is how the average decor pikmin is designed
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
crossfaded off that baconator and dr pepper
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
pineapple express was the right thing to name those gummies because jesus my brain is melting quicker than usual
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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FACE REVEAAAALL
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
high as fuck and eating chicken steak, AMA

pikminweed.straw.page
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Another wip of Vivian Bridget cause I just think shes neat
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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If you're not familiar with just how unhinged the "Gender Critical" movement is, this thousand strong class action thing might just seem like a random ass-pull, but what it is is that they believe there's going to be some moment where all trans people will just suddenly stop being trans all at once.
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE.

It includes:

-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders

And more. 🧵
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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chiitan... chiikawa? 🌈 @chiitan.love

#art | #chiikawa | #chiitan | #moniedogart
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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I still miss dog sometimes
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
January 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Jared Leto AND the inability to let go of the 1980's! Can't wait to never watch this.
First look at Jared Leto as Skeletor in the live-action ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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just saw the photo of the 5-year-old obviously trying not to cry as ICE held him hostage in the cold, as bait, in order to lure his family out of their house. “training & bodycams & more funding” for this? the Democratic party is a shambling corpse. there’s no line past which they’ll save us
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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💫💫💫💫
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.

my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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(crunchy wii remote soundbite) mankai da yo!
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM