I remember being there for a bday party one time on a busy Saturday night and a woman came into the men's room to beat the line, and immediately did a Grandpa Simpsons turnaround upon seeing the pit

Yeah definitely that, whatever hellscape was behind the stall door (which I do believe was still attached at some point between 2004-2009) was Not Good.

Didn't they just have a trough or something, with citrus and ice in it, to pee into?

Mush-roooom Mush-roooom

Fwiw, when I was flying 1x per month for work, I'd bring along a suit jacket and every time I asked the flight attendants if I could hang it up they looked at me like I just tried to hand them a particularly long coil of my own shit.

Far out. Far fucking out.

Ugh. NE 33rd is like this for me and always awful.

It's hard cuz the guy is basically fine (or better) in a lot of ways but this kind of "ho hum I'm just an average nerd.exe" schtick is so. Fucking. Tiresome. The avatar is an extension of that

Kinda wish I'd kept my Dead Guy tap, though

Ahh. Bummer. Went out for a quick walk and saw the golden-ness, turned east and BAM