The name's Dick Phallas. Top 1% of NoOneCares.com
@3dx18.bsky.social
My muse account. If you're a snowflake, find warm rain offensive or even slightly unstable, close the door on your way out.
I'm here for and to share amusement, comedy and bring back what is real and good in the world.
I'm here for and to share amusement, comedy and bring back what is real and good in the world.
I will always struggle getting my head around this.
0.5% cider = £5.95
6% cider = £ 6.40
I don't drink low abv stuff but why does it feel like people who don't/can't drink are being ripped off?
May as well get your money's worth and just get a boozy drink.
0.5% cider = £5.95
6% cider = £ 6.40
I don't drink low abv stuff but why does it feel like people who don't/can't drink are being ripped off?
May as well get your money's worth and just get a boozy drink.
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I will always struggle getting my head around this.
0.5% cider = £5.95
6% cider = £ 6.40
I don't drink low abv stuff but why does it feel like people who don't/can't drink are being ripped off?
May as well get your money's worth and just get a boozy drink.
0.5% cider = £5.95
6% cider = £ 6.40
I don't drink low abv stuff but why does it feel like people who don't/can't drink are being ripped off?
May as well get your money's worth and just get a boozy drink.
I rarely wait for things (non-tangible) Life's too short and if it happens, it happens.
While I understand the premise of fate, it would be nice if the universe confirmed to the notion of free will, ergo a 'heads up' would be nice at times instead of after the event
While I understand the premise of fate, it would be nice if the universe confirmed to the notion of free will, ergo a 'heads up' would be nice at times instead of after the event
September 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I rarely wait for things (non-tangible) Life's too short and if it happens, it happens.
While I understand the premise of fate, it would be nice if the universe confirmed to the notion of free will, ergo a 'heads up' would be nice at times instead of after the event
While I understand the premise of fate, it would be nice if the universe confirmed to the notion of free will, ergo a 'heads up' would be nice at times instead of after the event
Nothing ruins hump day more than not getting humped!
August 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Nothing ruins hump day more than not getting humped!
This is my alt account and I'm conducting a social experiment. By removing my real identity, it makes people less likely to 'follow' this account.
I am indeed a real person, I just choose not to spaff my face and personal information all over these platforms.
I am indeed a real person, I just choose not to spaff my face and personal information all over these platforms.
March 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is my alt account and I'm conducting a social experiment. By removing my real identity, it makes people less likely to 'follow' this account.
I am indeed a real person, I just choose not to spaff my face and personal information all over these platforms.
I am indeed a real person, I just choose not to spaff my face and personal information all over these platforms.