The name's Dick Phallas. Top 1% of NoOneCares.com
@3dx18.bsky.social
My muse account. If you're a snowflake, find warm rain offensive or even slightly unstable, close the door on your way out.
I'm here for and to share amusement, comedy and bring back what is real and good in the world.
I'm here for and to share amusement, comedy and bring back what is real and good in the world.
Even the soft drinks are almost the same price.
I think ALL post-mix soft drinks should be free or at most 50p (pot wash tax).
I think ALL post-mix soft drinks should be free or at most 50p (pot wash tax).
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Even the soft drinks are almost the same price.
I think ALL post-mix soft drinks should be free or at most 50p (pot wash tax).
I think ALL post-mix soft drinks should be free or at most 50p (pot wash tax).
Single yes, nice? That'll cost ya 😜
April 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Single yes, nice? That'll cost ya 😜
I'm most horny when I'm tired and sleepy..
The WORST possible combination and timing.
The WORST possible combination and timing.
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm most horny when I'm tired and sleepy..
The WORST possible combination and timing.
The WORST possible combination and timing.
No big cock is coming anywhere near me
January 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
No big cock is coming anywhere near me
It's not the size of the nail that matters, it's the hammer that bangs it in that does!
January 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's not the size of the nail that matters, it's the hammer that bangs it in that does!