Alan
@401unauthorized.bsky.social
security analyst at an unnamed global cyber leader
malware analysis - forensics - threat intelligence
st. louis based over educated guitar playing cat dad
malware analysis - forensics - threat intelligence
st. louis based over educated guitar playing cat dad
Reposted by Alan
One of Jim's great skills is stretching. He is better at this than any other cat. People comment on it all the time when they visit our house.
"Holy shit, man, your cat is REALLY fucking good at stretching," they will remark,
"That's because he is orange," we will reply. "And because he's Jim."
"Holy shit, man, your cat is REALLY fucking good at stretching," they will remark,
"That's because he is orange," we will reply. "And because he's Jim."
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One of Jim's great skills is stretching. He is better at this than any other cat. People comment on it all the time when they visit our house.
"Holy shit, man, your cat is REALLY fucking good at stretching," they will remark,
"That's because he is orange," we will reply. "And because he's Jim."
"Holy shit, man, your cat is REALLY fucking good at stretching," they will remark,
"That's because he is orange," we will reply. "And because he's Jim."
Reposted by Alan
Dude, general strike.
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dude, general strike.