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They say it's not good brush your teeth with left hand, they recommend with toothbrush.

#Dadjoke
June 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Just silly her (she already die, hit by a car)
April 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Dad, I think I about to break some else son heart
April 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
404stiletto.bsky.social
I want to come with another dadjoke but now I'm the joke.
My dad just a joke.
February 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer they never get old.

No, not my father who say it this time it was my friends who work in hospital.
Not #dadjoke
January 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy

#dadjoke
I really can do little #ESL, I like to learn it
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

#dadjoke
That's not now you write it dad
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Full credit to the whoever made this for Putin in the effort

No dad
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

#dadjoke
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
I want to write when I grow up (not really)
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I liked it.

#dadjoke
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

#dadjoke
How dare, really try it dad 💔
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Where do math teachers go on vacation?...
Times Square

#dadjoke
They'll take the balls
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels

#dadjoke
Yes, dad just like your jokes level.
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Just passed a manicurist and a dentist quarreling in the street- they were fighting tooth and nail

#dadjoke
😐 mareal reaction
January 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?
He waits for it at the next stop

#dadjoke
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
Selamat hari kenaikan PPN 12% guys 🎉🥳
#Indonesia
December 31, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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Male Subarctic Great Horned Owl.
Manitoba, Canada, Dec 29, 2024.
#Birds #Bird #Owls #Owl #WildlifePhotography
Primarily white owl with black markings, pale beige on the left and right sides of his facial disc, sitting on a horizontal Oak branch, with Blue Spruce branches behind and on his right.
December 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM
404stiletto.bsky.social
What do you do with chemists when they die?
"We barium"

#dadjoke
Emhh i know it
December 30, 2024 at 1:54 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
"The space bar"

#dadjoke
My current reaction 🙂
December 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?"
Sneakers!

#dadjoke
Classic
December 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
What did simon say when he saw himself in 4k for the first time?
HDMI

#dadjoke
So clear, like my brain
December 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
404stiletto.bsky.social
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A lamborghini

#dadjoke
December 30, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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The little cookie was upset because her mom was a wafer so long.
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM