Af the grocery store a woman was offering free samples of her line hot sauces. The one i chose was “original.” She looked at me and said “are you sure? That’s our hottest one.” I said I lived in Korea for two years. Smiling, she named some Korean foods i could make with. It was great! I bought a jar

Calling in sick today because i learned about the glit.

Staff fridge in the break-room! I was framed!

That’s not true! I don’t drink. This is slander!

I was just really, really full!

I'll give you the short version: they sponsored & supported the most influential AIDS denialist group of the 2000's, resulting in national policies in South Africa that caused an estimated 330,000 deaths there.

They have never apologized or acknowledged what they did.
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This cat is RIDICULOUS 10/10

Australians give American vibes and New Zealanders give Canadian vibes.

Also Canadians/New Zealanders often get mistaken for Americans/Aussies when travelling abroad and we correct them with a unique brand of polite, bitter snark.

We’re generally fine with our neighbours but WE ARE NOT THEM OKAY

“Oh that’s neat, his mouth opens!”

“Oh, no! His eyes lift off his face. It was the obvious design choice!”

I hate these fuckin articles. “I retired early by being super privileged! It’s so easy, anyone can do it!”

Does @fartsjohnson.bsky.social know about this?

Also anecdotally, a lot of people i know have quit drinking. The club is boring if you’re not lubricated.

STAHP

I love how they’ve tried every pigeon-deterring device on the planet and these guys are like LOL CHECK OUT THIS PLASTIC OWL NICE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS!

That looks like an entire pain of plain macaroni.

My grandpa’s stallion was also spicy. My uncle was doing some necessary maintenance to his hooves the stallion wasn’t having it. He bit my uncle’s side and lifted him off the ground, then dropped him. My uncle is well over six feet tall, 300lbs.

I like horses but you have to respect them.

My grandpa was a horse guy and he had a woman who boarded her horse in his barn. Her horse was famously spicy and one day he got mad and bit the lady’s boob and lifted her up off the ground, shaking her around a bit before releasing her.

Yeah who’s documenting and enforcing that shit

Back when i used to work in an office there was a tight deadline and the company owner decided to “help” me. She took three times as long to look up some key info and then wrote it down by hand on a piece of crumpled paper, in pencil, and then I still had to type and format the info. So yeah. Useful