TACO Grande
@44billionregrets.bsky.social
Sitting under the learning tree. Pedantry Isn't Wit and Contrarianism Isn't Wisdom.
every cigar store owner in the country being able to retire at once off of one day's worth of business
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
every cigar store owner in the country being able to retire at once off of one day's worth of business
Too chickenshit to even dare try getting away with a Twins hat, I guess.
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Too chickenshit to even dare try getting away with a Twins hat, I guess.
Donnie Treason has NEVER not weaseled out of actually paying someone for services rendered and after 50 years these guys somehow still don't get it
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Donnie Treason has NEVER not weaseled out of actually paying someone for services rendered and after 50 years these guys somehow still don't get it
they are such dumb marks (in addition to being evil little shits)
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
they are such dumb marks (in addition to being evil little shits)
and that's not even taking into account how hard it is to find the right co-parent who you can get AND STAY on the same page with for the greater good. Cuz, y know, gotta be able to do that no matter what else happens with ya.
and, uh, never been too great at that whole thing, honestly.
and, uh, never been too great at that whole thing, honestly.
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
and that's not even taking into account how hard it is to find the right co-parent who you can get AND STAY on the same page with for the greater good. Cuz, y know, gotta be able to do that no matter what else happens with ya.
and, uh, never been too great at that whole thing, honestly.
and, uh, never been too great at that whole thing, honestly.
getting to be the weird cool aunt/uncle is a much better deal
January 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
getting to be the weird cool aunt/uncle is a much better deal
the amount of sheer What The Fuck that must be radiating off of Rob Halford right about now...
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
the amount of sheer What The Fuck that must be radiating off of Rob Halford right about now...
“Survive” is doing some extremely pedantic heavy lifting there, too
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
“Survive” is doing some extremely pedantic heavy lifting there, too
Someone with the sense to punch back socially like Newsom without actually being, yknow, Newsom, would be nice, so here‘s hoping.
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Someone with the sense to punch back socially like Newsom without actually being, yknow, Newsom, would be nice, so here‘s hoping.
Reposted by TACO Grande
We have been, and operated as, a de-facto empire for ages.
We don't officially call it that for the same reason that the Vietnam War wasn't officially called a war.
We don't officially call it that for the same reason that the Vietnam War wasn't officially called a war.
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
We have been, and operated as, a de-facto empire for ages.
We don't officially call it that for the same reason that the Vietnam War wasn't officially called a war.
We don't officially call it that for the same reason that the Vietnam War wasn't officially called a war.
it's "unthinkable" in the sense that the dipshit writing this didn't think of it.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it's "unthinkable" in the sense that the dipshit writing this didn't think of it.
turns out YOU CAN DO IT has an expiration date.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
turns out YOU CAN DO IT has an expiration date.
they all sound like paid barkers trying to sell us a piece of bullshit we don't need.
Because they ARE.
Because they ARE.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
they all sound like paid barkers trying to sell us a piece of bullshit we don't need.
Because they ARE.
Because they ARE.
I’m sure they’ll move their businesses out of here just after they move their homes out of New York City
Then they’ll ride a unicorn to their poker game with Superman and The Yeti
Then they’ll ride a unicorn to their poker game with Superman and The Yeti
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m sure they’ll move their businesses out of here just after they move their homes out of New York City
Then they’ll ride a unicorn to their poker game with Superman and The Yeti
Then they’ll ride a unicorn to their poker game with Superman and The Yeti
They always think there’s some hack or quickfix that’ll let them take a shortcut and avoid taking the time to do the only thing that works.
Gotta really meet people and really be interested in them. People know when they’re just being worked; they don’t like it!
Gotta really meet people and really be interested in them. People know when they’re just being worked; they don’t like it!
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They always think there’s some hack or quickfix that’ll let them take a shortcut and avoid taking the time to do the only thing that works.
Gotta really meet people and really be interested in them. People know when they’re just being worked; they don’t like it!
Gotta really meet people and really be interested in them. People know when they’re just being worked; they don’t like it!
Dr. Perhaps
From Russia With Respect
Yardraker
Goldfingernail
From Russia With Respect
Yardraker
Goldfingernail
December 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dr. Perhaps
From Russia With Respect
Yardraker
Goldfingernail
From Russia With Respect
Yardraker
Goldfingernail
The articles are just another block of ads, selling an ideology that people have stopped buying
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The articles are just another block of ads, selling an ideology that people have stopped buying
clearly there's some perverse glee in the performance of misery, and/or the raining on others' parades.
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
clearly there's some perverse glee in the performance of misery, and/or the raining on others' parades.
and we all know what happens with The Black Pot
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
and we all know what happens with The Black Pot
David Suchet sells that so well in every film, too.
"Belgique." said with perfect degree of annoyance every time.
"Belgique." said with perfect degree of annoyance every time.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
David Suchet sells that so well in every film, too.
"Belgique." said with perfect degree of annoyance every time.
"Belgique." said with perfect degree of annoyance every time.
(same sadly could not be said for blink-and-you'll-miss-her very young Nikki Cox)
December 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
(same sadly could not be said for blink-and-you'll-miss-her very young Nikki Cox)
Budnik Ain't No Snitch
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Budnik Ain't No Snitch
a basically perfect film
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a basically perfect film